| July 7 | | | Brutal |
| July 4 | | | Cuatro de Julio |
| July 2 | | | No Disassemble Visitation Rights |
| June 30 | | | He’s Very LONEL-E |
| June 27 | | | Agua No Potable |
| June 25 | | | Seven Words |
| June 23 | | | Shit Happenings |
| June 20 | | | Josh Smash! |
| June 18 | | | Economically Stimulated |
| June 16 | | | The Host’s Lament |
| June 13 | | | The Immaculate Extinction Theory |
| June 11 | | | A Fistful of Joshes |
| June 9 | | | La Siesta Más Peligrosa |
| June 6 | | | I wanna’ pork you like an animal |
| June 4 | | | Abort Launch Sequence |
| June 2 | | | Can’t Stop The Signal Fire |
| May 30 | | | In The Event of a Water Landing… |
| May 28 | | | Guitar Hero IV: The Inevitable Conclusion |
| May 26 | | | He’s wed, Jim. |
| May 23 | | | I bid one dollar, Bob. |
| May 21 | | | You thought you had seen the last of Auto-Tracking! |
| May 19 | | | Yo, Homes, Smell Ya’ Later |
| May 16 | | | Point Break 2: Pointer Broken |
| May 14 | | | Grand Theft Art Imitating Life |
| May 12 | | | We named the dog Indiana |
| May 9 | | | Guest Comic: My vengeance, it has a flavor |
| May 7 | | | Guest Comic: Juguetes de Bazman |
| May 5 | | | ArmNomNomNomNom |
| May 2 | | | They’re just jealous |
| April 30 | | | Overruled. I’m going to allow this. |
| April 28 | | | TV is back, and this time it’s personal |
| April 25 | | | Later he changed the name to “Holodeck” |
| April 23 | | | The next day a Greek inventor named Jockus Strapsimus changed everything |
| April 21 | | | The Bit Goes on for Like 6 Minutes |
| April 18 | | | I keep calling them “Pie Star” |
| April 16 | | | MACaveli |
| April 14 | | | What’s “Taters,” Precious? |
| April 11 | | | He’s a Demon on Wheels |
| April 9 | | | I Guess You Can Have His Guns Now |
| April 7 | | | Does Whatever an Iron Can |
| April 4 | | | I’m going to ask Battlestar Galactica to Homecoming |
| April 2 | | | Tragedy + Irony = April Fools Comedy! |
| March 31 | | | The Architect’s Dilemma |
| March 27 | | | He’s a maniac, a maniac on the floor |
| March 24 | | | 2008: A Spam Odyssey |
| March 20 | | | An Offer He Can’t Refuse |
| March 17 | | | Intelligent Political Discourse |
| March 13 | | | American Idol II: The Quickening |
| March 10 | | | America voted, and… IT’S A TRAP! |
| March 6 | | | Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think? |
| March 3 | | | Hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home |
| February 28 | | | An Oscar Caliber Performance |
| February 25 | | | Battleship: The Movie, The Game, The Breakfast Cereal |
| February 21 | | | Call it a going away present |
| February 18 | | | Bluehost.com: I invite you to eat a dick |
| February 14 | | | If Loving You is Wrong… |
| February 11 | | | A Prison for College Kids and Divorced Men |
| February 7 | | | S.W.A.T. (Swedish Weapons and Torrents) |
| January 31 | | | The head’s name is Jor L. Ron |
| January 28 | | | Tom Cruise could defeat a Balrog |
| January 24 | | | Tom Cruise is terrifyingly insane |
| January 21 | | | The Macbook Air is pretty and dumb |
| January 17 | | | The Cloverfield Monster is Sexually Agressive |
| January 14 | | | Macworld San Francisco 2008: The Omega Directive |
| January 10 | | | American Gladiators: The Next Generation |
| January 7 | | | The lost Toshiba press conference |
| January 3 | | | Repulsive Behavior |
| January 1 | | | Alien Vs. Predator: A Bun in the Oven |
| December 28 | | | Think Different, but not Secret. |
| December 24 | | | With apologies to the baby Jesus |
| December 20 | | | In this comic Eli’s name is “E-Rex,” and Joel’s is “Jomiceiomimus.” Josh’s name is still “Josh.” |
| December 17 | | | Hola, me llamo Manuel Labor |
| December 13 | | | Rock Band is exactly the same as Real Band |
| December 11 | | | Geek phone sex is fundamentally different |
| December 6 | | | Come with me if you want to love |
| December 3 | | | 2 Girls, 1 Cup, 6 Senses |
| November 29 | | | Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people’s medicine for fuel |
| November 26 | | | When you can see the giraffe’s eyes, it’s already too late |
| November 24 | | | Happy Thanksgravy! |
| November 19 | | | LEGO “Schindler’s List” would have been overkill |
| November 12 | | | Hoboes are basically worthless |
| November 8 | | | Tim Kring makes puppies commit adultery |
| November 5 | | | Save Dollhouse! |
| November 1 | | | Quick decision making skills |
| October 25 | | | Not that there’s anything wrong with that |
| October 22 | | | Chicken in a bread pan picken’ out dough |
| October 18 | | | Moist and Delicious Cake |
| October 15 | | | Shaun of the Trek |
| October 11 | | | Wiimo |
| October 8 | | | I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. |
| October 5 | | | Superman II: The Quest For an Unlocked iPhone |
| October 1 | | | K.I.T.T. stands for “Knight rider is reTurning unforTunately “ |
| September 27 | | | Heroes continues to not be X-Men |
| September 24 | | | Jonathan Coulton: Zombie Fighting Troubadour pt. 2 (Extinction) |
| September 20 | | | Jonathan Coulton: Zombie Fighting Troubadour pt. 1 |
| September 17 | | | Hyper Realistic Murder Simulators |
| September 13 | | | Westwood College: Tightening Up the Graphics on Level 3 since 1953 |
| September 10 | | | The $100 iPhone Rebate’s on the Dresser, Chocolate |
| September 6 | | | Reasons I Love Teh Internets: Vol 1 |
| September 3 | | | NBC Makes Excellent Business Decisions |
| August 30 | | | Building The Brand |
| August 27 | | | Less Cylons, More Dick Jokes |
| August 23 | | | Bioshockstume! |
| August 20 | | | Jurassic Park 4: Freakin’ Dinosaurs with Freakin’ Laser Beams |
| August 14 | | | Project Cloverfield: Top Secret Bath Gel? |
| August 8 | | | Leeloo Dallas Multipass |
| July 30 | | | Harry Potter: Epilogue |
| July 23 | | | And The Deathly Spoilers |
| July 19 | | | This would make baby Jesus cry |
| July 10 | | | You’ve got the touch. You’ve got the power. |
| July 3 | | | I think that’s why they call it the Jesus Phone. |
| June 28 | | | Why a Wiimote cousin? Why not an axe? |
| June 20 | | | Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At Wit’s End |
| June 10 | | | Self Righteous in Diggnation |
| June 5 | | | Yes, Jack Shephard, there is a Santa Claus |
| May 27 | | | He’s a pirate first, and a ghost second |
| May 17 | | | Meeemp! is the sound the alarm makes |
| May 11 | | | A soul as black as eyeliner |
