I’ve Got A Secret That I’ve Been Hiding Under My Skin

Wha-wha-WHAAAAT?! Bro! Bro! You pullin’ the ol’ robot switcheroo on me, bro?! Bro! I thought we were Bros, Bro! I know you’re not presentin’ me with a false android, Bro! Is that what your tellin’ me, Bro?! ‘Cause if it is, you’re blowin’ my mind, BRO!*

*I assume this is how douchey, shithead bro-dudes will start fights with each other in the future. 

potter and daughter podcast logo hijink ensue

When my Patreon reaches $2000/month I’m going to release a new podcast where upon I interview my 7 years old daughter as she reads through the Harry Potter series. It’s called Potter And Daughter! More details HERE.

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  1. A few years from now, all conversation will be boiled down to a single word repeated in different flux.

    "Like" "Um" "Bro" "And" "Coffee" and "Pickles" will be the only words left in the English language.

  2. The warranty got a free replacement. But not trusting the replacement due to PTSD from the first one he gave it to his buddy

  3. I had a customer spelling something out for my over the phone the other day and he actually said, "B as in Bro, and D as in, uh…Dude."

    It was pretty hilarious.

    • Conversations like that simply aren't complete without a "Dude, where's my car?"-reference! Please tell me you made a reference! I MUST KNOW!

  4. Love the Mr Roboto reference. I'm a bit disappointed that you didn't shake the robot and shout 'your mother was a Toyota!' In the last frame.

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