Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a phone across my head, Made my way downstairs and had a cup, then I had a cup, and then I had another cup, then I had three cups and two more cups, then I poured the coffee in a bowl and I noticed I was late, Then I had a cup, then a bunch more cups, then a clawfoot bathtub full, then I died for four minutes, then six more cups, then I could see the curvature of time...