A Good First Impression

Concealed weapons laws? In Texas? Sorry, I momentarily forgot about the sign that welcomes you into our great state: “Welcome to Texas. Please help yourself to one of our complimentary assault rifles. Due to new state regulations, you may not enter Texas with more than 4oz of gay in your carry on bag.” And they SAY you can give them your extra gay and they’ll mail it back to you, but you KNOW they just sell it on eBay.

AUSTIN, TX FANCY BASTARDS! Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage is less than a month away! Details HERE!

potter and daughter podcast logo hijink ensue

When my Patreon reaches $2000/month  $1750/month I’m going to release a new podcast where upon I interview my 7 years old daughter as she reads through the Harry Potter series. It’s called Potter And Daughter! More details HERE.

Calling all Whovians with holes in their ears! Just look at these Dalek earrings my wife made! They’re in her Etsy store and ready to EXTERMINATE your… lack of perfect ear jewelry?

dalek earrings etsy science and fiction

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  1. I'm all about the dicks, but I show it off in a less subtle way: I wear them on a necklace.

    I tried putting them on a charm bracelet, but the severed penises would just smudge the words when I write.

    Plus the bloody cock necklace really ties my outfits together.

  2. So that episode of Family Guy where they moved to Texas for a bit wasn't too far off. Brian got a complimentary revolver from the liquor store, fired it in the air, and shot down the Superdevil.

    It makes sense in context.

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