With So Much Drama In The LHC

Alternate title: You Down With LHC?

Post coming later today (assuming the universe is still here).

I’ve been planning an LHC (yeah, you know me) comic for about a month and today seemed like the best time to pull the trigger. Acting under the assumption that there this is still an “is” and the Swiss have failed at their attempt to explode every molecule in our bodies at the speed of light, I’ll go ahead and breath a cautious sigh of relief. I’m all for science. Don’t get me wrong. I’m just more for… being and such.

I have a relative that worked on the Superconducting Super Collider here in TX before the project was shut down and the miles of underground tunnels were converted to miles of ABANDONED underground tunnels. I used to hope that they would get it up in running and I would be able to sneak on on “Family Day” or something and use the machine to shoot a peanut butter sandwich through an orangutan. Seems like they would have an ample supply of both.

I’ve been collecting Large Hadron Collider related links for a few weeks in hopes of making some sense out of any of these “Big Un-Bang” claims that have been floating around the tubertrons. In the end, the only thing that was clear was that “Goatsengularity” is the reason I was put on earth. I have enriched the world and touched each of your lives and now I can return to my stasis pod and sleep for 1000 years or until I am needed again.

A few FB’s made their peace with the world on the eve of it’s destruction.

Here’s the links I mentioned:

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  1. Are you sure that's from the LHC and not that Josh just stopped over at Taco Bell for a 24 pack first? I'd think the results would be about the same either way.

  2. *runs around the neigborhood naked* WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!*starts sying senseless glibberish* *puts a mask and acts like a pyro from TF2* mmmmmF, MMMF, mmf! MMMMmmmfff! *starts f***** random people* WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! AND I CANT DIE VIRGIN!

  3. All day today people were shouting that the LHC was gonna kill us, even though I repeatedly mentioned that there's not enough energy on Earth to sustain even a microscopic black hole for more than a trillisecond, or whatever it's called. This comic made me feel slightly better.

    Although, in case you're one of the paranoid people, you should check this: http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

  4. Looking at the first panel I thought it was something to do with Lost (the shirt resembling Dharma Initiative emblem).
    Great comic, I still think Goatsengularity would make a cool shirt, along with tequila waterboarding. Anyway wouldnt that be a fucking epic way to go, planet eaten by a black hole, doomed by science.

  5. I was going to say that while RealJoel and RealEli are slightly different from their comic counterparts (one slightly less violent; one slightly less sleepy), RealJosh and ComicJosh are pretty much the same. RealJosh has just confirmed it.

  6. We're alive now, we're not meant to be, thus we are all immortal. I suggest you crazy yanks exercise your right to bear arms and fire live rounds at each other like you're paint-balling, except for real…

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