Posts Tagged ‘science’

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How It’s Laid

by Joel on December 17, 2011 at 4:19 am
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
Well, if the mandril isn't well lubricated, the shaft is going to seize up. Then you got yourself a bent shaft and, frankly, who could love you then?

OMG FOR THE LOVE OF KRAMPUS, CAN WE PLEASE MAKE #howitslaid A THING?! PLEASE?! It’s all I want for Christmas.  Earlier this week I was live tweeting an episode of How It’s Made where, from the sounds of it, they were either hand-crafting horse saddles or reanimating Frankenstein’d leather daddies: “He inserts the bushing in [...]

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The State Of The Universe

by Joel on November 15, 2011 at 3:13 am
Posted In: Comics
I... I was supposed to say something else, but... I can't remember what it is.

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! No, really. Specifically FOR YOU. [Sorry, non-Doctor Who fans. This one doesn't make any sense to you.] The Whitehouse’s official stance on aliens, UFO’s and the like is that we haven’t yet made contact, and no information regarding extraterrestrials has [...]

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Transport Me Up Into The Spaceship, Scotchy

by Joel on September 23, 2011 at 1:35 am
Posted In: Comics
Joel's reply in panel 1 explains how Nic Cage movies keep getting made.

I know you can’t really use “Swiss” as a noun, but at least I didn’t just say, “some Swede.” I have a feeling the Swiss and the Swedes have a sort of GoBots/Transformers style rivalry. Like they probably came out at roughly the same time, but one of them (I’m not saying which one, but [...]

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Houston, We Have Plausible Deniability

by Joel on September 2, 2011 at 7:40 pm
Posted In: Comics
Well sure, Jerry, we COULD get a new key from the dealership, but it's one of those fancy chip-keys. Do YOU want to pony up the 80 dollars, Jerry? Do you? I didn't think so. Ass.

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! While waiting for a show to start at C2E2 in Chicago this year, I saw the trailer for Apollo 18 at least a dozen times. Every single time I thought it was for Transformers: Turn Off The Moon (In Space No One Can [...]

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Through You, We Feel As Giants, Once Again.

by Joel on February 24, 2011 at 11:45 pm
Posted In: Comics
Godspeed, Discovery, you Fancy Bastard.

AND MY AXE! MEEEEDLY MEEEEEDLY SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ALL NEW REDESIGNED “AND MY AXE” SHIRTS ARE IN THE STORE! Last chance for Ladies Heather Grey “And My Axe” shirts! My home internet was down from Wednesday night until late Thursday afternoon. Thus, without my normal information conduit, I nearly missed the space shuttle launch. Luckily I checked [...]

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The Bovine Comedy

by Joel on January 25, 2011 at 6:59 pm
Posted In: Comics
Think Outside The Beef

IMPORTANT HE BOOK 2 UPDATE: There are less than 25 Ultimate Fancy Editions of the book left and the files must be fully proofed and turned into the printer by Sunday 1/30/2011 or I will not have the book in time for my first conventions of the year. Once those last UFE’s are sold I [...]

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Bad Astrologer

by Joel on January 14, 2011 at 5:39 am
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
Oh sure, you say it doesn't matter now, you watch. As soon as I stop murdering transients and spilling their blood on The Blood God's unholy alter and speaking his cursed prayers Project Runway Australia is totally going to get cancelled.

TIME IS NEARLY UP!!!!!: This is your LAST WEEK to order an Ultimate Fancy Edition of Book 2 AND get your name in the book. Files go to the printer on January 15th. After that you will still be able to order a UFE but you will NOT necessarily be listed in the book on the Fancy [...]

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Close Your Eyes And See The Skies Are Falling

by Joel on January 10, 2011 at 12:02 am
Posted In: Comics
And though the swine were slain one by one, the fowl did continue their righteous slaughter. For they knew they mustn't rest until God gave them the sign to move on. And the sign will be golden stars in the night sky, and their number shall be counted three.

First things first: This is your LAST WEEK to order an Ultimate Fancy Edition of Book 2 AND get your name in the book. Files go to the printer on January 15th. After that you will still be able to order a UFE but you will NOT be listed in the book on the Fancy [...]

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Not To Be Confused With Tres Leches

by Joel on January 7, 2011 at 5:11 am
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
...liquid hydrogen, chicken wing inferno sauce, Jekyl and Hyde potion, acromantula anti-venom, submarine caulk, furniture disolver, synthetic marmoset spinal fluid (not for use on synthetic marmosets), clone juice, Agent Orange, Agent Burnt Sienna, Agent Plaid, Chinese Toy Paint and artificial placenta shampoo

LAST WEEK FOR UFE’s + NAME IN THE BOOK! The deadline for ordering the Ultimate Fancy Edition AND getting your name in the book on the Fancy Wall of Fancy Fame is January 15th!!! Less than half of the 150 UFE’s remain! Show your support for HE and preorder the shit out of Book 2! [...]

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The Silliest Of Bands

by Joel on January 5, 2011 at 9:07 am
Posted In: Comics
Here, wrap these silly bands around your balls until they turn purple and fall off. At least then you'll have a quantifiable result. Oooh! This one's shaped like a seahorse!

BOOK 2 DEADLINE UPDATE! The deadline for ordering the Ultimate Fancy Edition AND getting your name in the book on the Fancy Wall of Fancy Fame is January 15th!!! Less than half of the 150 UFE’s remain! Show your support for HE and preorder the shit out of Book 2! I’ve been seeing these commercials [...]

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