A Few Minor Bugs

A Few Minor Bugs

Josh is ever the early adopter. He’s the perpetual volunteer technology guinea pig, especially where iDevices and Apple operating systems are concerned. Most times the only consequences he has to endure for his enthusiasm are a couple of “restores from...
Every Kiss Begins With BRAAAAAINS!

Every Kiss Begins With BRAAAAAINS!

Much like my previous illustrated offering, the art from this comic was taken from one of my holiday cards. I will be running similar filler comics for the rest of the week so I can spend the X-mas holiday times with my family and work on the book. Speaking of books:...
I Yam What I Yam, And That’s All What I Yam

I Yam What I Yam, And That’s All What I Yam

Quick, you Fancy Bastards! You have less than 24 hours to hide from your miserable families! NO! Don’t hide there! That’s the first place they’ll look! Make haste! Burry yourself under a mountain and wait out the forced interaction with people you...
Adventures In Spelunkery

Adventures In Spelunkery

COME SEE ME AND SCARY UNCLE RANDY THIS WEEKEND (Nov 12-14) AT AUSTIN COMIC CON IN AUSTIN, TX! I will have giant prints of the Austin-Inspired BBQ Comic! Being found with your dick stuck between two rocks while pantsless cave exploring is the new being found in the...
Emerald City Comicon

Emerald City Comicon

Emerald City Comicon, you have stolen my heart… and perhaps some of my bone marrow. This was by far the most fun (and most profitable) con I’ve ever done. I actually brought about half the books and shirts that I should have. I WILL be back next year for...
Dr. Manhattan And The Electric Mayhem

Dr. Manhattan And The Electric Mayhem

Watchmen comes out a week from today, mother bitches! I actually haven’t read any of the reviews. I really want to go into this movie with a completely objective view. I will be visiting family on March 6th, so I won’t be able to attend the premiere with...
Do You Like Phil Collins?

Do You Like Phil Collins?

Panel 5 is a naked, blood soaked Joel chasing Eli through a high rise with a chainsaw. I’m sure you know how it ends. My man-crush on one Mr. Christian Bale is well documented. I mean you can’t spell Christian Bale without “Christ.” The man can...
BenHeck: Mod Scientist

BenHeck: Mod Scientist

“It’s really more of a sexual fantasy, Doc.” Benjamin Heckendorn is a nerd after my own heart. He sees things that are well, and he can’t leave well enough alone. He sees the hidden potential in devices to be smaller, better, faster, stronger...
Ka-Kaw!

Ka-Kaw!

Too soon? James O’Barr lives here in Dallas. I used to work with a guy who’s best friend was his handler… err… assistant. Regardless, the story depicted in the pixels above is actually mine, not Josh’s (but someone had to die and it...
You Just Got Rick RROD

You Just Got Rick RROD

I don’t even have an Xbox 360 but I just thought this was really amusing. It seems like you can’t exhale near one without causing a Red Ring of Death. The Netflix HD streaming on the new Xbox dashboard sounds great, but I assume you actually need your Xbox...
Computer, Activate the EHB

Computer, Activate the EHB

I’m almost always oblivious to the fact that everyone didn’t grow up as engrossed in Star Trek as I did. I have to stop myself from making obscure TNG, Voyager and DS:9 references dozens of times a day. “Oh man! You just got owned! Chaka, when the...
All We Wanna Do Is Eat Your Brains

All We Wanna Do Is Eat Your Brains

I hope Eli washed that bowl beforehand. Heroes season 3 premiered this week. I don’t even know where to begin. Season 1 showed so much promise. Season 2 swerved directly into oncoming traffic, collided with a bus full of legless orphaned nuns, each holding a...
Spore DRaMa

Spore DRaMa

Turns out gamers don’t like it when games, like Spore, give their computers digital herpes. I know a big part of the overwhelmingly negative reviews on Amazon are driven by “metooism” amoung young gamers that just want something to bitch about, but...
With So Much Drama In The LHC

With So Much Drama In The LHC

Alternate title: You Down With LHC? Post coming later today (assuming the universe is still here). I’ve been planning an LHC (yeah, you know me) comic for about a month and today seemed like the best time to pull the trigger. Acting under the assumption that...
Super-Herois A Liga Da Injustica

Super-Herois A Liga Da Injustica

…as it is known in Brazil. There is no way to make fun of “Disaster Movie” that wouldn’t debase both you and me, so I’m not even going to try. The internets have already labeled it as a reverse afterbirth in slow motion, so what else can...
Nuke the Fridge at the 2008 Summer Failympics

Nuke the Fridge at the 2008 Summer Failympics

I thought a good Triathlon for the Failympics would be a “Shark High Jump,” “Curve The Bullet Skeet Shooting” followed by the “400 m Fridge Nuke.” Maybe I should write a letter to the Failympic Committee. Not that this comic makes...
Of Mice and Musicals

Of Mice and Musicals

I found out during recording of HijiNKS Ensue Podcast #21 that the legion horde of Whedon Zombies brought down DrHorrible.com with a swiftness. Mmmm, delicious server brains. I still haven’t seen the first episode of “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-A-Long...
Hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home

Hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home

Forget Fisher Stevens! They should get Scott Bakula on LOST. He needs to way to repent for his crimes. Actually, they don’t need any Quantum Leap actors since Desmond is basically a Scottish Dr. Sam Beckett. Think about it. When the hatch blew, that was him...
Hola, me llamo Manuel Labor

Hola, me llamo Manuel Labor

This comic happened because of this IM: 12:39:53 PM Josh: i won a mountain bike 12:40:00 PM Josh: you should come over today and help me put it together 12:40:08 PM Joel: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah 12:40:12 PM Joel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 12:40:14 PM...
2 Girls, 1 Cup, 6 Senses

2 Girls, 1 Cup, 6 Senses

I was first “Goatse‘d” back in the year Nineteen hundred and Ninety Nine, followed shortly by a rousing “Tubgirl‘ing.” I was in intensive care for 3 months. Another 18 months of recuperative therapy and I had almost regained my...
Harry Potter: Epilogue

Harry Potter: Epilogue

If you think the weekly Pickle Parties are fantastic, you should see the annual Sausage Fest. It’s a hoot. I would go as far as to say a hoot and a half. Josh isn’t alone. Many “young wizard enthusiasts” have expressed to me a sense of gloom...
Why a Wiimote cousin? Why not an axe?

Why a Wiimote cousin? Why not an axe?

Because it’s dull, you twit, it’ll hurt more. Anyone? Robinhood: Prince of Thieves? Anyone? Guy of Gisbourne? No? Moving on. I just finished Season 3 of Battlestar Galactica. I’m late to this party, but I brought the Barbecue Funyuns. Josh had been...