The Most Mal Of Wares

The Most Mal Of Wares

2 Upcoming Appearances!!! Staple! March 6 @ The Monarch Event Center in Austin, TX MORE INFO Emerald City Comic-Con March 13-14 @ The Washington State Convention Center in Seattle, WA MORE INFO What’s wrong with telling the suspicious link clicking, password...
Buzzter Rhymes

Buzzter Rhymes

NEW PODCAST! I am doing a new mini-podcast called the LoFijiNKS Podcast where I just talk for 30 min or so. You can listen HERE, subscribe HERE, or iTunes subscribe HERE. STORE NEWS: The “Riker?” Shirt will be available until Feb 20th and 5 other HE shirts...
…Once Opened, May Never Be Closed

…Once Opened, May Never Be Closed

HEY: If you enjoyed the rough-draft versions of comics that I sometime post, you can see more behind the scenes art  RIGHT HERE IN THE VAULT. You can Donate or Subscribe to get access. This is also a great way of supporting HE and ensuring that there will be more...
Manzanas y Naranjas

Manzanas y Naranjas

Sorry the comic was super late-sauce today. My site had to be moved to a different server at my host for technical reasons and my chronic back pain was acting up causing me to be unable to sit in a chair for more than 15 min at a time. Plus EXCUSES EXCUSES EXCUSES I...
OK… But I Could Set The Internet On Fire

OK… But I Could Set The Internet On Fire

[reddit-me]Hello, IE6. Whaaaat’s happening? We have sort of a problem here. Yeeeah. You apparently stopped rendering webpages correctly in 2001. Mmm yeah. Ya see we’re rendering valid html correctly from now on… did you SEE the memo? If you could...
Revised Company Policies

Revised Company Policies

[reddit-me]“Yarrr! Tell Steve, it be me 15 minute break. Ye’ll be findin’ me in Davey Jones’ Break Room feastin’ on a Hot Pocket and a tankard o’ Mr. Pib.” [There are a few new additions and updates to The Store. Check it...
When Memes Attack

When Memes Attack

Let me preface by saying that I am in no way making fun of the situation, the people that were killed or the brave men and women that performed the rescue operation. I am making fun of the fact that it is 2000-and-fucking-9 and THERE ARE STILL ACTUAL PIRATES! How does...
I’m Your DNSity. I Mean… Your Destiny.

I’m Your DNSity. I Mean… Your Destiny.

My hosting woes are well documented. Even celebrated in some circles. All of that is in the past now that I have partnered with two intrepid Fancy Bastards to build a robust and reliable home for all things HijiNKS Ensue. Alex and Josh, both long time HE readers,...
Tweroes and Twillains

Tweroes and Twillains

I know that regardless of celebrity status, people are just people. They get sick, they get depressed, they go to the grocery store and they get their hair cut just like you and me. Despite understanding that, it’s still weird for me to see Wil Wheaton and Greg...
With So Much Drama In The LHC

With So Much Drama In The LHC

Alternate title: You Down With LHC? Post coming later today (assuming the universe is still here). I’ve been planning an LHC (yeah, you know me) comic for about a month and today seemed like the best time to pull the trigger. Acting under the assumption that...
Tragedy + Irony = April Fools Comedy!

Tragedy + Irony = April Fools Comedy!

Multiply that equation by “orphans” and you have a recipe for hilarity. Josh is basically a monster. More like Charlise Theron (in that movie), than say like Mothra or Nancy Grace. I don’t think he would actually burn orphans alive, but I doubt he...
America voted, and… IT’S A TRAP!

America voted, and… IT’S A TRAP!

The only question is after he was done with the song, would the judges or viewers even know the crime he had just committed? Probably not. I’m sure his performance would illicit the usual: “Dog, it was a little pitchy. At first I wasn’t feelin’...
S.W.A.T. (Swedish Weapons and Torrents)

S.W.A.T. (Swedish Weapons and Torrents)

When you think pirates these days, you conjure images of flamboyantly foppish fellows, beards beaded and doo-ragged domes. I comment today not on those sea fairing swashbuckling skalewags, but rather the dastardly digital do-bads downloading documents, data, dance...
2 Girls, 1 Cup, 6 Senses

2 Girls, 1 Cup, 6 Senses

I was first “Goatse‘d” back in the year Nineteen hundred and Ninety Nine, followed shortly by a rousing “Tubgirl‘ing.” I was in intensive care for 3 months. Another 18 months of recuperative therapy and I had almost regained my...

Jonathan Coulton in Dallas Wednesday 9/19/07

Jonathan Coulton is a personal hero. He’s just some guy from NYC that writes funny songs and distributes them over the internet. Over the last couple of years he’s turned his music into his full time job. He is completely supported by me and you and...

Does this qualify as fan art?

Probably not because I don’t think the person that drew it ever actually saw the comic. Here’s the deal: I made a comic that illustrated what Wikipedia means to me (link to hi-res version). A nice person called DPDarkPrimus posted a link to it on a scifi...

Seriously, Internet, WTF?!

There’s depravity, and then there’s this. What could you possibly hope to find with that search other than shame? (I’m talking about the dinosaur one, not Hermione. That’s wholesome family fun) Tags: google,...

Bacn Bacn Bacn Bacn Bacn! I Smell Bacn!

I don’t normally “reblog” here but I thought this story from Boing Boing illustrated rather poignantly something I love about the internet. “Bacn” is email you want, just not right now. The term was coined durinfg PodCamp Pittsburgh 2 on...

Try and Pull This One Off, Cosplayers

The internet wins again. Here’s a review of Heavenly Sword(s) from The Escapist. Pay attention around minute mark 1:02. I’m not saying this is a picture of Josh dressed as Kratos from God of War from Halloween last year… but, yes that’s exactly...