…Once Opened, May Never Be Closed

…Once Opened, May Never Be Closed

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OK… But I Could Set The Internet On Fire

OK… But I Could Set The Internet On Fire

[reddit-me]Hello, IE6. Whaaaat’s happening? We have sort of a problem here. Yeeeah. You apparently stopped rendering webpages correctly in 2001. Mmm yeah. Ya see we’re rendering valid html correctly from now on… did you SEE the memo? If you could...
I’m Your DNSity. I Mean… Your Destiny.

I’m Your DNSity. I Mean… Your Destiny.

My hosting woes are well documented. Even celebrated in some circles. All of that is in the past now that I have partnered with two intrepid Fancy Bastards to build a robust and reliable home for all things HijiNKS Ensue. Alex and Josh, both long time HE readers,...
Tragedy + Irony = April Fools Comedy!

Tragedy + Irony = April Fools Comedy!

Multiply that equation by “orphans” and you have a recipe for hilarity. Josh is basically a monster. More like Charlise Theron (in that movie), than say like Mothra or Nancy Grace. I don’t think he would actually burn orphans alive, but I doubt he...
America voted, and… IT’S A TRAP!

America voted, and… IT’S A TRAP!

The only question is after he was done with the song, would the judges or viewers even know the crime he had just committed? Probably not. I’m sure his performance would illicit the usual: “Dog, it was a little pitchy. At first I wasn’t feelin’...
S.W.A.T. (Swedish Weapons and Torrents)

S.W.A.T. (Swedish Weapons and Torrents)

When you think pirates these days, you conjure images of flamboyantly foppish fellows, beards beaded and doo-ragged domes. I comment today not on those sea fairing swashbuckling skalewags, but rather the dastardly digital do-bads downloading documents, data, dance...

Ask yourself this, “How many problems do I have, and is one of them a bitch?”

I know this is old, but it pops up from time to time. Feast your optics on “When rappers get a hold of Powerpoint.” Here are a few of my favs from the set: These remind me of a link Josh sent me a while back: “A graphical dissertation on the number...
Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people’s medicine for fuel

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people’s medicine for fuel

Remember back when the Simpsons was funny? If you weren’t around in 1996, then you don’t. Supposing you were, remember the episode where Smithers goes on a gay cruise and Homer takes over as Mr. Burns’ assistant, then he punches Mr. Burns and Burns...

Jonathan Coulton in Dallas Wednesday 9/19/07

Jonathan Coulton is a personal hero. He’s just some guy from NYC that writes funny songs and distributes them over the internet. Over the last couple of years he’s turned his music into his full time job. He is completely supported by me and you and...

Does this qualify as fan art?

Probably not because I don’t think the person that drew it ever actually saw the comic. Here’s the deal: I made a comic that illustrated what Wikipedia means to me (link to hi-res version). A nice person called DPDarkPrimus posted a link to it on a scifi...

Bacn Bacn Bacn Bacn Bacn! I Smell Bacn!

I don’t normally “reblog” here but I thought this story from Boing Boing illustrated rather poignantly something I love about the internet. “Bacn” is email you want, just not right now. The term was coined durinfg PodCamp Pittsburgh 2 on...

Try and Pull This One Off, Cosplayers

The internet wins again. Here’s a review of Heavenly Sword(s) from The Escapist. Pay attention around minute mark 1:02. I’m not saying this is a picture of Josh dressed as Kratos from God of War from Halloween last year… but, yes that’s exactly...