Did you know my books have 1000’s of words (many of them quite funny) that you haven’t read? I don’t just put the comics you’ve already seen on the pages. I write NEW COMMENTARY for each and every comic. There’s also funny character pages, forewords, stories, random nonsense and embarrassing crap I drew in middle school. What I’m trying to say is BUY MY BOOKS! I worked really hard to make them special and I think they’re great.
I always heard that Abe Lincoln was a bit of a cyclops opthamologist, if you know what I mean. You know, a hunchback pediatrist? A swamp creature manicurist? A Blackula chriopracula? Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. Cool, can you explain it to me? Because I have NO IDEA.
- Timur Bekmambetov and Seth Grahame-Smith Talk ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ At WonderCon
- Watch Honest Abe wield his blessed axe in the new Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter trailer
- The Adventures of Abraham Lincoln’s Corpse [Secret History]
COMMENTERS: Please make up your own 1850’s euphemisms and slang. And gay Fancy Bastards, PLEASE work “vampire hunter” into your daily vocabulary. We can make this a thing! A terribly stupid thing!
Panel: Webcomics Roundtable With Blind Ferret and Explosm!
Time: 4:00PM – 5:00PM
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