If Man Is 5 And The Nexus 6, Then That Must Make Me 7

If Man Is 5 And The Nexus 6, Then That Must Make Me 7

NEWS: My new podcast Potter & Daughter is live now! You can download the first episode here or subscribe via RSS or iTunes. Fancy Patreon Patrons get each episode a week early! HOODIES ARE STILL ON SALE! Use code 10offhoodies to get $10 off any and all hoodies in...
Who, Pray Tell, Wouldst One Call Upon?

Who, Pray Tell, Wouldst One Call Upon?

HEY YOU FANCY BASTARDS LOOK AT THIS OMG! My online store at Explosm is closing forever at the end of this week. Everything is on sale, so go get it while there is good getting to be got. I’ve reshuffled my Patreon rewards so that the Potter and Daughter Podcast...
Better The Dirt Devil You Know

Better The Dirt Devil You Know

COMMENTERS: You already know Eli’s. What is YOUR “mating call.” Alternately, what is the “song of your people.” When my Patreon reaches $2000/month I’m going to release a new podcast where upon I interview my 7 years old daughter as...
Think Only Tree

Think Only Tree

Update 09-03-14: GAH! Toronto Fan Expo was a ton of fun, but the preparation, time spent there, time traveling home and recovery have and ARE costing me greatly in terms of productivity. I am frantically trying to update/backdate new comics so there are 4 a week for...
And I’m Just Now Waking Up

And I’m Just Now Waking Up

Current and Future Patrons, we are less than $100 away from unlocking more comics per week! Do me a favor, if you enjoy this comic, please check out my store, my shirts on Sharksplode, and my wife’s geeky jewelry on Etsy. It would help us out a great deal. So...
FARGOne Conclusion

FARGOne Conclusion

The Fargo TV series is really good. Like REALLY good, dontchaknow. My wife and I started shotgunning it via VOD based on numerous accounts of it being of high quality and damn, if it didn’t grab me right away. At first I was confused, thinking that it was a...
ResurrXtion

ResurrXtion

You have to give it to Bryan Singer for realizes his mistake in abandoning the X-Men franchise, then taking the first available opportunity to COMPLETELY ERASE the one X-Men movie he didn’t direct from continuity. There were parts of Days Of Future Past that...
The Bell Curve

The Bell Curve

Harry Potter fans: Check out my wife’s new Wizard Duel necklace! She’s also got a Kissing Pacman necklace and Game Of Thrones house necklaces for House Targaryen, House Stark and House Lannister. Having a small child is like having an iPod with a very...
Full Grown Froze Bros

Full Grown Froze Bros

Bro, do you even Frozen? I’m really getting sick of all these “Fake Frozen Kids” wearing all the Frozen shirts and buying up all the Frozen dolls and dressing up in Elsa costumes and POSING like real diehard Frozeholes Brozen* (what REAL, ADULT...
Uncancelling The Adrunkalypse

Uncancelling The Adrunkalypse

This is taken from a Fancy Digital Sketch I did for Fancy Bastard David Lewis, who asked for “The HijiNKS ENSUE cast’s entry into the Pacific Rim Jaeger program.” I posted a few more Fancy Digital sketches on my Tumblr (here and here). If you are...
Gravity Sickness

Gravity Sickness

I have a new store NEW STORE new store NEW STORE!!! The new HE store is live at explosm! There are new signed prints and posters (previously only available at conventions), and for the first time I’m offering signed books! More info HERE.  I saw Gravity last night and...
Field Sobriety Test

Field Sobriety Test

The big giant mega blowout HE Store sale is over, and we are putting the final touches on the new HE store which will hopefully launch tomorrow HERE. UPDATE ON THE FANCY DIGITAL SKETCH DRIVE: If you are still waiting on your Fancy Digital Sketch, I am SUPER BACKLOGGED...
I Feel The Need

I Feel The Need

The BIGGEST MERCH SALE I HAVE EVER DONE  ENDS THIS WEEK (9/21/13)! GO NOW to the HE STORE $10 Books! $9 Shirts!  [I’m hearing reports of unusually high shipping charges in the store. I’ve asked what the deal is but so far I have not gotten a straight...
Highway To The Danger Zone

Highway To The Danger Zone

The BIGGEST MERCH SALE I HAVE EVER DONE  ENDS THIS WEEK (9/21/13)! GO NOW to the HE STORE $10 Books! $9 Shirts!  I made you TWO new Breaking Bad Lofi comics over the weekend. Check them out HERE and HERE. “Take my breath awaaayyyyyy… Bum buhhhh, bum...
Batfleck

Batfleck

While in Toronto last weekend, I only had internet access late and night and early in the morning. I went to the con on Thursday and lived my life in this weird information void where news could only be transmitted from human to human, or Canadian to human directly....
Toronto Fan Expo 2013 Fancy Sketches

Toronto Fan Expo 2013 Fancy Sketches

Soory I had a good time in Toronto, eh? I accomplished all of my goals. I attended Fan Expo and spoke to some nice northern Fancy Bastards, I ate 100% of Toronto’s meat supply at Korean Grill House (my actual favorite restaurant in all of the world), I wrote a...
Wheaton Comic Dare: Something Something Shark Vagina

Wheaton Comic Dare: Something Something Shark Vagina

Guys, it’s never happened before and I pray it never happens again, but today Wil Wheaton issued a DOUBLE COMIC DARE based on this twitter conversation (and later this one) to both to me and Lar deSouza. Somehow I survived this challenge of will and the results...
Absolution Fabulous

Absolution Fabulous

I was talking to some friends at SDCC, as we walked past the giant Ender’s Game Experience dome where I assume children put on the Sorting Space Helmet and are divided into the houses of Griffindead, Slacerated, Ravenclinging Onto Dear Life, and Hufflepunted...
Sharks Can’t Sleep

Sharks Can’t Sleep

Wil and I made you a Sparks McGee T-Shirt! And we made a bunch of other t-shirts for that matter. Confused? Of course you are! Read up on Sparks McGee and his awesome adventures. The $9.95 closeout T-shirt sale is still going on in the HE Store. Here’s an update...
Jaeger Bomb

Jaeger Bomb

Wil and I made you a Sparks McGee T-Shirt!  Confused? Of course you are! Read up on Sparks McGee and his awesome adventures. Guys, please go see Pacific Rim. Let’s cancel this film’s financial apocalypse before it happens. Let’s be the giant robot...
Handshake Deal

Handshake Deal

 Guys, Turbo looks BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. By which I mean to say it looks AWFUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLL. By which I also mean to say, kids are going to love this shit and it’s going to make a billion dollars and I am probably going to have to take my daughter to see it. You...
The Story Of Us

The Story Of Us

CLOSEOUT SALE in the HE Store is still going on!  These shirts are marked down to $14.95 and leaving the HE Blind Ferret Store for good! Team Edward, Ewok Stare, Show Us On The Trilogy, Winter Is Coming and Sci-Five Ladies versions of these shirts are on sale too!...
The Archivist

The Archivist

The HijiNKS ENSUE Store is the place for where you can buy my books and shirts and plushies and what not. GO AT IT! Here’s a follow up to THIS COMIC (in case you missed that one). Eli’s movie hoarding is a very real thing. He has hundreds, if not thousands...
A Place Of Respect

A Place Of Respect

This comic, which begins a new mini story arc, is 100% true (except for all the parts that didn’t happen). I did find the three movies listed in panel 1 in the Walmart bargin bin for less than $8 apiece, and I did feel a pang of bitter sweet irony upon being...
Sometimes When We Touch

Sometimes When We Touch

PHOENIX COMICON BOOTH LOCATION CHANGE!!! David and I will be at booth 243, NOT 1749 and NOT by the LEGOs. Come in the main entrance, hang a left and head to the back corner. Here’s a photo of David peeking over a handy map. COME SEE ME AND DAVID IN PHOENIX THIS...
Into Dickness

Into Dickness

PHOENIX COMICON BOOTH LOCATION CHANGE!!! David and I will be at booth 243, NOT 1749 and NOT by the LEGOs. Come in the main entrance, hang a left and head to the back corner. Here’s a photo of David peeking over a handy map. COME SEE ME AND DAVID IN PHOENIX THIS...
Everybody Wants Prosthetic Foreheads On Their Real Heads

Everybody Wants Prosthetic Foreheads On Their Real Heads

I am very bad at seeing movies right when they come out. As my parenting has gotten stronger, my ability to drop everything at a moment’s notice and go to a 1am showing of a movie where nerds are likely to be dressed up in cloaks and brandishing lazer swords has...
Clark Has Two Daddies

Clark Has Two Daddies

Discount HE shirts with super closeout deals! Come on down to Uncle HijiNKS T-Shirtery and clothe your naked corpse in haha’s! These things are facts: The new Man Of Steel trailer makes that movie look like a thing that A) I would enjoy watching and B) perhaps...
Dark Tutelage

Dark Tutelage

I have never seen The Evil Dead, Evild Dead 2 or Army Of Darkness. Yes, I understand that this represents a significant gap in both my geek education and credibility. I really do think this sort of thing is the direct result of not having an older sibling, cousin,...
Chicken Fight

Chicken Fight

I was going to draw Hodor and Hagrid carrying their respective semi-motionless boy-bodies around, but I decided they should be having a bit more fun. COMMENTERS: Who are your favorite fictional duo or team to fall into the “behemoth and small person”...
Game Delayed

Game Delayed

Today is the 5 year anniversary of The Experiment. I posted some thoughts (a LOT of thoughts) about it here. If you are a fan of The Experiment and would like to see it continue, please consider making a donation, buying something from the HE Store orSharksplode or...
A House Is Not A Home Box Office

A House Is Not A Home Box Office

Nearly everything Joel says in this comic is true, in so much as I got HBO for free (so I could watch Game Of Thrones) a few days ago and I’ve since gone on a “watching things that are bad for me” spree. Here are some incredibly short reviews of the...
John Carter Of Veronica Mars

John Carter Of Veronica Mars

I’ve been meaning to watch Veronica Mars for several years, but I’ve never actually gotten around to it. I guess I should get on that. I’m always happy when someone finds a way to circumvent the established systems that are in place for keeping...
Emerald City Comicon 2013 Fancy Sketches

Emerald City Comicon 2013 Fancy Sketches

Despite being sick with a cold and feeling like a burlap sack full of gravel and crap all weekend, Emerald City Comicon was still (as always) a fantastically fun and rewarding experience. Any other show and I might have let my illness dampen my spirits but the...
Seat Fillers

Seat Fillers

Forgive me, dear Fancy Twitter Bastards, if you have already read 2/3 of these jokes. I decided to borrow from my time-shifted Oscar’s live tweets from Monday night to fill in the gaps above (hence the secret double meaning pun title in which I reveal that I am...
Nibble, Nibble, Little Mouse

Nibble, Nibble, Little Mouse

[STORE UPDATE] Thanks to the diligence of the Blind Ferret team, the HijiNKS Ensue Store is un-hacked, re-upped and back-backed! I’ve lost over a 1/4 of my merch revenue for the month (and Jan/Feb are already slow months) so let’s all go celebrate by...
Purgatory Phil

Purgatory Phil

[STORE UPDATE 02/04/13] Thanks to the diligence of the Blind Ferret team, the HijiNKS Ensue Store is un-hacked, re-upped and back-backed! I’ve lost over a 1/4 of my merch revenue for the month (and Jan/Feb are already slow months) so let’s all go celebrate...
Dead Leaves On The Dirty Wind

Dead Leaves On The Dirty Wind

[STORE UPDATE 02/04/13] Thanks to the diligence of the Blind Ferret team, the HijiNKS Ensue Store is un-hacked, re-upped and back-backed! I’ve lost over a 1/4 of my merch revenue for the month (and Jan/Feb are already slow months) so let’s all go celebrate...
Rad Brobot

Rad Brobot

Blind Ferret’s server got hacked, so the HE Store is down for now. Sharksplode is still fully functional. I did a two part interview with the United We Geek podcast. You can listen to part 1 right here! Adventures of the Gummi Bears was one of those 80’s...
Thick As A Brick

Thick As A Brick

[UPDATE 1/31/13] Horribly sad, long story short: The Blind Ferret Server got SUPER hacked and all their sites went down, including my store. Most are still down. Every day the store is down I get closer to not having enough money to pay my bills this month. Therefor I...
Great Geekspectations

Great Geekspectations

“George Hurt You” shirts for men and ladies. I have tens, if not elevens of opinions about J.J. taking over Star Wars. Most of them are cautiously optimistic. I could so very easily write an essay about the pros and cons of this regime change, about J.J....
We All Die Screaming

We All Die Screaming

The HIJINKS ENSUE STORE Is where you can buy stuff that I made! It supports me and my family and keeps this little operation going. This video RUINED my brain. Check Out Industrial Light and Magic’s Oscar Effects Reel for The Avengers COMMENTERS: Have you ever been...
White Light, White Heat, White Guilt

White Light, White Heat, White Guilt

UPDATE: Get a print of panel 3 of this comic HERE!!! CRUISE FUNDRAISER UPDATE: All 100 “Bridge Collapse prints are sold! Woohoo! They arrive at my house this weekend (a week later than I anticipated) and will start shipping Monday the 20th. I made a new...
For Every Action There Is A Redaction

For Every Action There Is A Redaction

CRUISE FUNDRAISER UPDATE: 98/100 prints are sold!  Only 2 prints remain! I am expecting delivery of the prints any day now and they’ll start shipping as soon as they arrive. I made a new eBook/iBook! It’s called “Sorry I Ruined Your Book Vol....
Om Nom Noms

Om Nom Noms

Geeky t-shirts by me and Wil Wheaton at Sharksplode.com! Woohoo!  Don’t miss the new HijiNKS comic I uploaded yesterday all about J.J. Abrams, Star Trek and SEEEEECRAAAAATS. I have almost seen Lincoln twice. Both times I have realized that it was nearly three...
Life With J.J.

Life With J.J.

Geeky t-shirts by me and Wil Wheaton at Sharksplode.com! Woohoo!  I want to preface this by saying I think J.J. Abrams has done more for elevating geek pop culture in the last decade than anyone in Hollywood, save for Joss Whedon. Thaaaaaat saaaaaaid… he has a...
Getting Things Done

Getting Things Done

CRUISE FUNDRAISER UPDATE: 96/100 prints are sold which certainly means the print drive was a total success! It would be great to sell that last few  remaining prints before the the cruise, but at this point I am all booked for the boat and will be shoving off in a...
Giant Robits Vs. Water Kongs

Giant Robits Vs. Water Kongs

CRUISE FUNDRAISER: 88/100 prints are sold and it would be great to sell that last few remaining prints before the end of the year. I am also going to leave up the additional prints and print packs for sale until probably February in case you want to get in on that...
You’ve Got Me On My Knees

You’ve Got Me On My Knees

CRUISE FUNDRAISER: 77/100 prints are sold and I only have until Dec 15th (4 days left!) to meet my goal of selling all 100. Help me get on a nerd boat and get some neat art for yourself in the process! DEC 12th at 12noon Pacific IS YOUR LAST CHANCE to order anything...