Scalzi Comic Dare: All My Sweet Pitches

Scalzi Comic Dare: All My Sweet Pitches

HijiNKS ENSUE PODCAST Episode 87 “ZombieWhatever.com” is live! Alternate Title: Pitch Slapped Alternate Alternate Title: Pitch Slapped 2: Pitch Better Have My Money In the past, only Wil Wheaton has been deemed worthy to wield the power of THE COMIC DARE....
A Lincoln Log Through The Heart

A Lincoln Log Through The Heart

Did you know my books have 1000’s of words (many of them quite funny) that you haven’t read? I don’t just put the comics you’ve already seen on the pages. I write NEW COMMENTARY for each and every comic. There’s also funny character...
Drac-doula

Drac-doula

Alternate Title: Emergency V-Section The only thing I know for sure about Twilight: Breaking Dawn is that the director own’s one of my Team Edward shirts, because his partner bought it for him at Comic-Con this year. He was a nice guy (the partner, never met the...
Dumb The Right One Down

Dumb The Right One Down

HEROES CON in CHARLOTTE, NC is THIS WEEKEND!!! ALSO THURSDAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!! I will be 29! Gift unto me pastries and cash! Here’s a handy map that I made so that you can easily locate your favorite webcomics artists while at the convention. I’m sure this...
An Audience Lost

An Audience Lost

HEROES CON in CHARLOTTE, NC is NEXT WEEKEND!!! Here’s a handy map that I made so that you can easily locate your favorite webcomics artists while at the convention. My 29th birthday will be during the con. I am expecting party hats and pasties pastries. LOST has...
You’re A Daybreaker, Dream Maker, Love Taker

You’re A Daybreaker, Dream Maker, Love Taker

I got to see Daywalkers DayBreakers this weekend. It was fun. Nice visuals, competent acting and exploding vampires. Set your expectations exactly to “exploding vampires” and you won’t be disappointed. Anything above that and you’ll probably...
30 Days of Twilight

30 Days of Twilight

A zombie’s motivation is always so clear and direct. That’s why they make great characters in young adult fantasy fiction. I don’t know much about Twilight (the books or the movie) so I won’t make any sweeping judgments other than to say it...
Overruled. I’m going to allow this.

Overruled. I’m going to allow this.

I’ll tell you why Wesley Snipes isn’t going to do hard time for dodging millions in past due taxes. He’s half vampire. The Daywalker isn’t going to prison. He’ll snap the necks of every cop, judge, bailiff and guard between him and the...