You’ve Got Me On My Knees

CRUISE FUNDRAISER: 77/100 prints are sold and I only have until Dec 15th (4 days left!) to meet my goal of selling all 100. Help me get on a nerd boat and get some neat art for yourself in the process!

DEC 12th at 12noon Pacific IS YOUR LAST CHANCE to order anything from Sharksplode before Santaween!
 ME AND WIL MADE YOU A NEW SHIRT and WE ALSO MADE HOODIES! 

COMMENTERS: Let’s assume “Harrison” is a red herring. What other movie trailer red herring’s did you fall for? Or did you see through them while the rest of the Internet lost it’s collective mind?

Hey hey! You can listen to an interview I did on the Clinically Inane podcast.

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  1. So, last month or so "Layla" had been stuck in my head. I thought I wouldn't be ride of it and its funkyness. I got to the point that I had to start listening to the most obnoxious songs I could thing of, Aqua's "Barbie Song", Blood Hound Gangs "Who Let the Dogs Out" and all of Will Smiths movie tied songs. Nothing worked, so finally I gave in to the fate that was beset me. Layla, what did it mean.

    After thinking long and hard I could only think that massive sleep deprivation was the key. After listing to "Layla" on loop while wearing gimp gear hanging from my ceiling for 3 days, Boosh, I had it. I had achieved oneness with the Clapton.

    Needless to say, now I can play all of his songs perfectly… but only when I'm hanging in a gimp suit from a ceiling.

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    • Blood Hound Gang own and I will not hear them slandered like that. Sure you're not thinking of the Baha Men?

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      • Yeah, the Baha Men did "Who Let The Dogs Out" and Aqua's song was called "Barbie Girl". The Bloodhound Gang are best known for their song "The Bad Touch".

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        • To *my* generation the Bloodhound Gang is best known as the teens who solved mysteries with SCIENCE!! on 3-2-1 Contact.

          I still can't believe they went and formed a band. *Sniff* They grow up so fast…

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  2. The tragedy of the Nolan Batman franchise, the one where neither Johnny Depp nor N.P.H. played the Riddler.

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      • Both of you are bastards. I was content not imagining these wonders-that-will-never-be. But now I must live my life in a perpetual state of discontent.

        Fuck all y'all.

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        • Shit, that was supposed to be a reply to Dynomutt & Kirby.

          LOL HOW DO I INTERNET?

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  3. Shelacked? More like "Sherlocked"! AMIRITE?! *ba-dum-bum*

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