The Tigh’s That Blind

Last weekend was Dallas Comic Con. I didn’t go but Denise and Eli made it out to take some pics. Colonel Tigh (Michael Hogan) was there sans eye patch which seemed like a problem that should have been rectified. I can only hope that he answered each question in the affirmative by letting out that famous Caprican strip club “YEEAAAARRRGGGGHHH!” from the BSG finale.

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  1. Hmmm… No wonder we've never seen Denise and Boxcar Pete at the same time – they're the same person! Stabbity-stabs!

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    • I second this theory, that means it's true. All appearances involving both of them in the future automatically involve clones or time travel. Or he's her dad.

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      • Or … they're _Each_ _Other's_ _Parents_!!!!! <twilight theme playing, eerie music, dramatic chipmunk music, etc. etc.>

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        • If I have to be stabbed I'd rather it was Denise instead of an old hobo.

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  2. Shouldn't it be 'Your gods damn right…' ?

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    • Depends – if the phrase is "You are Gods'-damn right" then Joel's correct with "you're" however if it's "Your God is (or Gods are) damn right" then you're correct.

      Given its usage in the show and Tigh's colourful metaphors I'd say the phrase was the former.

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  3. You sir, win!

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  4. Hey, you changed Denise, subtle but looks nice, the animated Denise is hotter than the real Denise. LMAO, jk.

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  5. Fucking Denise, always stabbing people in the eye for photo ops…

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  6. Reminds me of one of my favorite bits from the podcast: Episode 35's "Irate Jacking Off Tigh"
    "BIILL! Everyone's a robot, Bill! They gotta hump in a booth and we'll watch 'em jack off, Bill!"
    "We can't do that. You know we can't do that, Saul."
    "Bill I'll jack off right now to prove I'm not a ROBOT!"

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  7. Panel three is quite possibly the best illustration of Denise ever.
    I haven’t checked out her pictures yet, but I assume this is exactly how it went down.

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  8. I'll assume you have personified her perfectly.

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  9. Joel, did you watch CSI last Thursday? They parodied Star Trek AND BattleStar Galactica as the setting of the crime scene (fan convention for fictional sci-fi cult show Astro Quest) and the motive (TV producer of a darker, edgier redux of aforementioned show found dead on set). I dare you not to laugh at the crowd's reaction to the blasphemy of their holy scriptures, and you'll be amazed who's there!

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  10. Hahahahahahah!

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  11. I used to worry about annoyed Denise always being annoyed in the presence of Eli, Joel, and/or Josh, but I definitely prefer annoyed Denise to crazed, wild-eyed, stabby Denise.

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  12. duuuude i would have loved to have had this print with me for him to sign! but wait, would that be insulting, to show him a comic of me stabbing him in the face? probably so, huh?

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  13. it would also create a nasty time paradox.

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  14. I once met Q from next gen….should have stabbed him in the eye…

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    • Everyone I know who's ever had an encounter with John Delancey says he's a grade A prick.

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  15. Two words: hobo practice.

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  16. Colonel Drinkypants and stabby-Denise! Have I mentioned that I love HE-speak and the invention(-splode) of new geek words?
    Everything about this strip is delightful, from the art to last panel's polaroid pic. Well done.

    -D

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  17. "Linguasplosion" – "linguasplode" – the sudden and unexpected creation, and resulting use, of words to describe elements of "geekness" or to enhance an event depicted in "geek" media

    See "sharksplode", "wallsplode"

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  18. Nice photos Denise! What kind of camera were you using? I especially like how you got Legolas to pose in that one pic. Those elves catch the light just so!

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  19. If my memory is correct, in comics past she had quiet the large breasticals, this current form seems more realistic and playful and I think a better version a Denise. More Denise less Josh.

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  20. Whoa… seeing Denise when she isn't annoyed or indifferent is kinda weird. It's like seeing a dog walk on his hind legs.

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  21. i have a Canon XTI and i was using my 24-70 lens. Legolas was very serious in his job of watching over the con.

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  22. I heard about that and we talked about it briefly on the Podcast. I heard Ellen Tigh was in it. I could almost watch that episode of CSI.

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  23. Yeah he certainly seemed like it was just another paycheck to him. In stark contrast I met Nicole de Boer from DS9 at the same con and she just lit up the room with her smiles and charm.

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  24. I miss GenCon not being in Milwaukee anymore :(

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  25. Eli with this Polaroid camera. magic.

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  26. This comic is so funny, and yet Michael Hogan is so NICE! I feel kind of bad laughing at him getting stabbed in the eye, even if all the actors do charge ridiculous amounts of money for their autographs and photo ops now.

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  27. ay-yay-eye

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  28. What's with the comment spam?

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