The Objectification Of My Affection

The Objectification Of My Affection

This biggest difference in the typical straight dude’s celebrity crush and Josh’s is that Josh will likely have sex with this dude before he dies and Kiera Knightly wouldn’t noticed if you jumped on a hundred grenades made of poison dicks to save...
From The Ashes, A Sheenix Rises

From The Ashes, A Sheenix Rises

C2E2 IN CHICAGO IS THIS WEEKEND!!! I will be there with Randy [Something*Positive], Danielle [Girls With Slingshots] and David [Shortpacked & Dumbing Of Age]! Read more about it HERE. EWOK STAAAAAARRREEEEEE!!! THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 81 – DICK...
Wheaton Comic Dare: Unwatchable At Any Speed

Wheaton Comic Dare: Unwatchable At Any Speed

Team Edward [James Olmos] Shirts at Topatoco! NEW HE PODCAST [episode 78] IS HERE! Hours of extra podcast are HERE for Vault Subscribers. New Lo-FiJINKS comic posted late last night! Driving back to Dallas from Austin today so colors and what not will be finished this...
I Am Edward Norton’s Inflamed Sense Of Rejection

I Am Edward Norton’s Inflamed Sense Of Rejection

Ed Norton Not in ‘Avengers’, Marvel Says It’s Not Money, Rep Claims It’s Totally About Money Confirmed: Edward Norton Out Of THE AVENGERS… And Pretty Much Every Marvel Movie From Here On Out! Mark Ruffalo Most Likely That Hulk Character...
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Internet

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Internet

That’s it Prince. Prance your princely prance with the Internet. Know it. Love it. Roll around in the fields of wildflowers with it. Oh… uh, don’t touch it there. It’s totally got the herpes. It’s also just lousy with porns. Prince...
Just When I Thought I Was Out…

Just When I Thought I Was Out…

NEW SHIRT! NEW SHIRT! THE BEST SHIRT I’VE EVER MADE!!! Science Fiction TV-Movie Title Generator T-Shirt @Topatoco!!! There is also a PRINT of this design too! I wrote this comic right after the Fringe season 2 finale last week, but it was unfortunately preempted...
Brother, Can You Spare 50 Million Dimes

Brother, Can You Spare 50 Million Dimes

Don’t have a lot of time to post with… words… and…. So here’s the facts: Nic Cage owes a metric shit ton of money to the IRS and Johnny Depp stepped in to foot the bill. That’s a Hollywood bromance if there ever was one. BIG FUN...
The Bravest Little Hobbit Of Them All

The Bravest Little Hobbit Of Them All

I know it’s just a rumor, but do you think Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) would make a good Bilbo Baggins? He already has all that experience being tootled by a gay wizard, which is a definite plus. Personally I think he’s at least 2 feet too tall for the...
I Want You To Curve The Bullshit

I Want You To Curve The Bullshit

News Version: Morgan Freeman crashed a car and had to pried out with the jaws of life. True Version: Lucious Fox was testing a new TUMBLER for Bruce Wayne and had a problem merging. News Version: Shia Labeouf got drunk and wrapped his car around a tree, crush his hand...
Yo, Homes, Smell Ya’ Later

Yo, Homes, Smell Ya’ Later

No, I didn’t concoct this ridiculous sitcom-pitch scenario. Will “The Fresh Prince” Smith is opening a school (like for children) that will have curriculum based on the teachings of Scientology. Here’s hoping for history textbooks with...
Overruled. I’m going to allow this.

Overruled. I’m going to allow this.

I’ll tell you why Wesley Snipes isn’t going to do hard time for dodging millions in past due taxes. He’s half vampire. The Daywalker isn’t going to prison. He’ll snap the necks of every cop, judge, bailiff and guard between him and the...
I Guess You Can Have His Guns Now

I Guess You Can Have His Guns Now

‘Cuz, Ya know… cold dead hands and such. An alternate idea for this comic had Joel, Eli and Josh eating “Soylent Green” made with “100% Ground Chuck.” I’ll speak of this no more. Charlton Heston was certainly a Hollywood icon....
The head’s name is Jor L. Ron

The head’s name is Jor L. Ron

The Tom Cruise Trilogy (as it will forever be known) has come to it’s logical conclusion… that L. Ron Hubbard was a human vessel housing the soul of an evil alien Galactic Emperor, and Tom Cruise made a baby (emphasis on “made” because...
Tom Cruise could defeat a Balrog

Tom Cruise could defeat a Balrog

I think I’ve pretty much said my piece on Tom Cruise, so I will dispense with any additional rant and simply continue with the story of how he remembers saving New York city on September 11th, 2001. I’m really having fun exploring the idea that Tom Cruise...
Tom Cruise is terrifyingly insane

Tom Cruise is terrifyingly insane

Tom Cruise is a super hero from outer space with unlimited cosmic power. The only downside is that he serves a dark master bent on devouring the world and extinguishing all life… is Tom Cruise the Silver Surfer? My hatred of Tom Cruise courses black through my...

Have some links for lunch

On the house. Steampunk Justice League (coolest thing I’ve seen all day) There is nothing funny about this guy’s face (heartbreaking) Dangerous lesbian criminal escapes police custody (hide your daughters) Tags: celebrities, comic books, lost, steampunk,...

I really do love a good trainwreck

Yes, this is total schadenfreude, and probably means I’m shallow, but hey, whatev’s. On to the fantastic news: The crazy train has made it’s final stop. I mean, if you are going to go out, go out with a motherfucking bang. Own that shit. Own it and...