The Darkest Timeline, Indeed

The Darkest Timeline, Indeed

Don’t forget about submitting your entry to the HijiNKS Ensue 6 Year Anniversary Fancy Bastard Fancy Fan Art Contest. Submissions are due this Friday. THERE ARE PRIZES! Details HERE. Phoenix Comicon is in 2 weeks (May 23-26)! I will be there with David Willis at...
Bridge Collapse

Bridge Collapse

UPDATE: The JCCC3 signed, numbered, limited print is up for sale!   Info about and holiday shipping deadlines for various HE-type merchandise IS HERE. Short Version: If you want something ( like HijiNKS ENSUE T-Shirts (also in Ladies Sizes), Books, A Lil’ Wil Wheaton...
C2E2 2012 Fancy Sketches

C2E2 2012 Fancy Sketches

Please enjoy these sketches I did for some Fancy Bastards at C2E2 in Chicago last weekend. I would like to eventually collect all my my convention sketches and artist edition books sketches into an eBook and call it “I’m Sorry I Ruined Your Book.”...
¿Terra? No Va

¿Terra? No Va

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] “¿Terra? No Va” translates to “Terra? Doesn’t Go.” As in, “With such a great premise Terra Nova could go SO MANY AMAZING PLACES, but choses not...
SDCC 2011 Fancy Sketches

SDCC 2011 Fancy Sketches

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS BACK!!! The newly relaunched HE Store is up and running over at Blind Ferret. Please go check it out and maybe buy a book or a shirt or something. Shirts will begin shipping soon, now that we are all back from Comic-Con. I am still...
Abracadaver

Abracadaver

AND MY AXE! THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 82 – C2E2 2011 Webcomics Rountable featuring: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls With...
Moore’s Law

Moore’s Law

TEAM EDWARD [James Olmos] THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 82 – C2E2 2011 Webcomics Rountable featuring: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls...
From The Ashes, A Sheenix Rises

From The Ashes, A Sheenix Rises

C2E2 IN CHICAGO IS THIS WEEKEND!!! I will be there with Randy [Something*Positive], Danielle [Girls With Slingshots] and David [Shortpacked & Dumbing Of Age]! Read more about it HERE. EWOK STAAAAAARRREEEEEE!!! THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 81 – DICK...
The B-S-G-B-I-B-L-E

The B-S-G-B-I-B-L-E

ONLY 20 UFE’s LEFT AND ONLY 4 days left to get them: There are 20 Ultimate Fancy Editions of the book left and the files must be fully proofed and turned into the printer by Sunday 1/30/2011. Once those last UFE’s are sold I will have covered 100% of the...
Bad Astrologer

Bad Astrologer

TIME IS NEARLY UP!!!!!: This is your LAST WEEK to order an Ultimate Fancy Edition of Book 2 AND get your name in the book. Files go to the printer on January 15th. After that you will still be able to order a UFE but you will NOT necessarily be listed in the book on...
San Diego Comic-Con Fancy Photo-Comic Pt. 1

San Diego Comic-Con Fancy Photo-Comic Pt. 1

[Thanks to Amy Berg, Aaron Douglas, Cristi Jacques, Ryan North and Tommy Wiseau for unwittingly appearing in this comic. If any of you don’t like it, please email and I will remove your image.] My first San Diego Comic-Con has come and gone and I live to tell...
Guest Comic By Complex Actions

Guest Comic By Complex Actions

WHERE ARE YOU!? ARE YOU IN CHICAGO OR THEREABOUTS!? COME TO C2E2 THIS WEEKEND April 16-18 OMGWTFEXPLODE! More info in THIS BLOG POST. Super special thanks to Talthos and Silkspinner for turning in this superbly geeky guest comic while I am away in Chicago. They make a...
A Recurring Theme

A Recurring Theme

2 Upcoming Appearances!!! Staple! THIS WEEKEND!!! March 6 @ The Monarch Event Center in Austin, TX MORE INFO Emerald City Comic-Con March 13-14 @ The Washington State Convention Center in Seattle, WA MORE INFO If there’s one thing that makes Ron D. Moore’s...
Luna Nueva

Luna Nueva

UPDATE on TEAM EDWARD SHIRT!!! Due to overwhelming demand, the Team Edward shirt from this comic is now in the HE Store. Do you know about The Vault? Fancy Bastards with Vault access got to see this comic early and read the original script which contains a deleted...
In Space No One Can Hear You Moan

In Space No One Can Hear You Moan

REMINDER!!! Dallas Webcomics Expo is this Saturday. I will be there with books and shirts and furtive glances and some sort of advice about webcomicing which will be delivered via panel format. ——————- Alternate Title: “In...
A God Among Actors

A God Among Actors

If Edward James Olmos played the God of Abraham, would Jamie Bamber play Jesus and then eventually fat Jesus? Would Katee Sackhoff play Mary Magdalene? I’m fairly sure we all know who would play Judas in this scenario (though he would make a pretty good Jesus...
So Sad We All

So Sad We All

Threeboot, bitches! New term. Just invented it. You may use it sparingly with my permission. [UPDATE: Yes, I now know that the term “threeboot’ was coined by fans of Legion of Superheroes back before the dawn of time. LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT!] I honestly...
Guest Star Galactica

Guest Star Galactica

Here’s the 2nd installment of this week’s “Lo FiJiNKS” comics. The preorder for the book is going amazingly well. Much better than I expected. Big thanks to everyone who has preordered so far. As of this posting there are only about 35 Ultimate...
The Tigh’s That Blind

The Tigh’s That Blind

Last weekend was Dallas Comic Con. I didn’t go but Denise and Eli made it out to take some pics. Colonel Tigh (Michael Hogan) was there sans eye patch which seemed like a problem that should have been rectified. I can only hope that he answered each question in...
A Minor Scheduling Conflict

A Minor Scheduling Conflict

I think I’ve mentioned that I’ll be attending The New England Webcomics Weekend once or twice. I’m very excited to catch up with webcomicer friends, make some new ones and hang out with some Fancy Bastards. There was some talk on the Twitters of...
If This Battlestar’s A-Rockin’

If This Battlestar’s A-Rockin’

Sometimes he makes her wear an eye patch and call him “The Old Man.” Isn’t it about time these two frakked? Or do you believe, as I do, that Adama and Roslin have been knocking space boots since New Caprica? Or are you of the opinion, as so many...
Going Once, Going Thrace, SOLD!

Going Once, Going Thrace, SOLD!

I’m sure a decent sized chunk of the people reading this don’t watch Battlestar (why? don’t you love happiness?), so here’s the cliff notes: Battlestar Galactica is a show, it’s 35,000 surviving humans vs. millions of robots called...

The doorbell? But I’m not expecting anyone…

Check that out! They look fantastic. I’m wearing my “Roslin ’08” shirt right now. Today I am picking up a printer for shipping labels and a postage scale. The plastic shirt envelopes I ordered to ship these in should arrive early next week....
What’s “Taters,” Precious?

What’s “Taters,” Precious?

“Po-Ta-Toes!” This is one of those comics that I didn’t have to write, because it just happened. Josh wanted to kill me and be done with it. He said I couldn’t be trusted and there was nothing left but evil in me, but Eli wouldn’t let him...
Does Whatever an Iron Can

Does Whatever an Iron Can

WOW! Sorry for the late comic guys. This one took way longer than expected and I used last night to reset my sleep schedule. One of the caveats of working from home is you can stay up drawing until 3 am and sleep until 11 the next day. A week of that and I’m all...
I’m going to ask Battlestar Galactica to Homecoming

I’m going to ask Battlestar Galactica to Homecoming

SciFi Channel has been running a Battlestar Galactica Season 3 marathon for the last week or so. I learned about it yesterday and basically haven’t been productive since. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say BSG is the best show that’s ever...

Store Update: HELP!

If you have one of the “Roslin ’08” shirts, please send me a pic of you wearing it. It’s not for my personal naughty business. Its for COMMERCE! This will be the first shirt added to the store, and possibly the only one from the old lot (unless...

I’m calling it right now.

Cally Tyrol is the fifth and final Cylon. There. I said it. The gauntlet is thrown. What’re ya gonna do? Nothin. Deal with it. Check out this “Last Cylon Supper” pic and blurb from io9.com (Gawker’s new scifi blog). I wonder if they served...

New comic Tuesday and the realization of a dream

A pox has fallen on my house yet again. My wife was sick (really sick) all weekend so the comic took a backseat. It will be posted tomorrow morning. Until then, here’s a sneak previews: You don’t have to say it. I already know.  “Hotness.” I...
Less Cylons, More Dick Jokes

Less Cylons, More Dick Jokes

Kevin Smith is set to direct an episode of Battlestar Galactica during its forth and final season. This could go either way. On the one hand, he’s obviously a fan so he will probably geek all over the script and try to do it justice. On the other hand we might...
Harry Potter: Epilogue

Harry Potter: Epilogue

If you think the weekly Pickle Parties are fantastic, you should see the annual Sausage Fest. It’s a hoot. I would go as far as to say a hoot and a half. Josh isn’t alone. Many “young wizard enthusiasts” have expressed to me a sense of gloom...

No place I’d rather be

San Diego Comic Con Begins today. Whedon, Futurama, Battlestar, Heroes, Lost, and a giant crowd showing of “Once More with Feeling” and “Hush.” Maybe next year? Tags: battlestar galactica, buffy, comic books, comic con, futurama, heroes, joss...
Why a Wiimote cousin? Why not an axe?

Why a Wiimote cousin? Why not an axe?

Because it’s dull, you twit, it’ll hurt more. Anyone? Robinhood: Prince of Thieves? Anyone? Guy of Gisbourne? No? Moving on. I just finished Season 3 of Battlestar Galactica. I’m late to this party, but I brought the Barbecue Funyuns. Josh had been...