The doorbell? But I’m not expecting anyone…

Check that out! They look fantastic. I’m wearing my “Roslin ‘08” shirt right now. Today I am picking up a printer for shipping labels and a postage scale. The plastic shirt envelopes I ordered to ship these in should arrive early next week. Once I have those, this batch will be heading out to all you Fancy Bastards. Thank you, again for your patience.

International FB’s, thank you for your contined patience since I have no idea when yours will actually arrive. All I know is that I will be sending them out with the North America shirts. I’ll post the date I  ship them on the site. Please let me know how long thy take to arrive so I can add international estimates to the Store FAQ.

Please send pictures of you wearing your shirts when they arrive. I’ll be posting them on the site soon. 

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Store Update: HELP!

If you have one of the “Roslin ‘08” shirts, please send me a pic of you wearing it. It’s not for my personal naughty business. Its for COMMERCE!

This will be the first shirt added to the store, and possibly the only one from the old lot (unless anyone is interested in the Dumbldore Shirts).

FYI, I will use these pics in ads, banners, on the site, etc.

Thanks!

Joel

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I’m calling it right now.

Cally Tyrol is the fifth and final Cylon.

There. I said it. The gauntlet is thrown. What’re ya gonna do? Nothin. Deal with it.

Check out this “Last Cylon Supper” pic and blurb from io9.com (Gawker’s new scifi blog). I wonder if they served toast. I read the clues from Ron D. Moore and I’ve interpreted them thusly: The final-fifth is NOT in that photo (Cally is NOT in that photo), and he refers to Cally and Chief Tyrol’s baby as “seeming to be the 2nd human Cylon hybrid.” There’s your money shot. He SEEMS to be but he’s not. He’s the first biological Cylon baby.

Season four won’t premier until April so we probably won’t get confirmation on this for quite some time. Go ahead, and place your bets in the comments. I’m sticking with my theory (at least until it’s proven completely and utterly wrong).

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New comic Tuesday and the realization of a dream

A pox has fallen on my house yet again. My wife was sick (really sick) all weekend so the comic took a backseat. It will be posted tomorrow morning.

Until then, here’s a sneak previews:

You don’t have to say it. I already know.  “Hotness.”
I apologize of you soiled yourself.

Number the also:

The shirts from the presale should have arrived or should be arriving soon. Please let me know how you like them and send me a pic of you draped in your new garb.

Cixous over at Livejournal (from the Battlestar Blog) sent me this pic:

I want to make sure everyone that bought a shirt knows how much it means to me. I worked really hard on the designs and I hope they become your favorite shirts. I’m still having a hard time comprehending that people in other countries are wearing things that I crapped out of my brain. The crap-brain boggles. Also, boobies. Check that out. You can’t go wrong.

Want your pic posted on this site? Go pick up a shirt and send me the pic!

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Ron Moore, Tim Kring, Bryan Fuller, J.J. Abrams and RON FUCKING MOORE on strike!

Did I mention Ron Moore?

Holy shit. The whole TV world is exploding into crazy fucking chaos!

Via AICN.

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