Harry Potter: Epilogue

If you think the weekly Pickle Parties are fantastic, you should see the annual Sausage Fest. It’s a hoot. I would go as far as to say a hoot and a half.

Josh isn’t alone. Many “young wizard enthusiasts” have expressed to me a sense of gloom and uncertainty at the prospect of a Potterless tomorrow. Renewed hope for this sorry lot may lie in the purported forthcoming Encyclopedia Potterotica. J.K. Rowling recently hinted at the possibility of some sort of dark codex of all things witchcraft and wizardry.

Honestly, if you are just seeking new Harry Potter content, look no further than your nearest internet. Fans have literally gagged the internet on original works of fiction and art. Such beautiful art. Arty art…. Ok, it’s mostly Harry sticking it sideways to Ron, Draco, Hagrid or some combination of the three, but if you burn for magical adolescent exploration and adventure it’s out there. That’s all I’m saying.

Regarding the comic: They say every time a fanboy takes a hatchet to the skull, an Angel gets its wings. Your welcome, Clarence. It truly is a wonderful life.

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14 Comments

  1. @Asian

    Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle.

    What you so quickly dismiss as “slash” I call the graphic representation of the romance that can only be shared by two young, nubile, optimistic wizards. Their bodies glistening in the moon light as they (insert “wand joke” here).

    Wait, the phrase “insert wand…here” IS the wand joke. Me, FTW!

  2. “I’ll have turkey and swiss on a phallic symbol roll. Hold my pickle.”

    there, fixed it for ya.

  3. @Kevin

    Thanks! The “Z” tells me you really mean it. A regular OMG or OMFG or even a OMMFG would have just seemed like an empty sentiment.

  4. @Joel When I read this I almost started to cry when i read this. I R SEROIUS CAT.

    Keep up the excellent work 🙂

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