Close Your Eyes And See The Skies Are Falling

First things first: This is your LAST WEEK to order an Ultimate Fancy Edition of Book 2 AND get your name in the book. Files go to the printer on January 15th. After that you will still be able to order a UFE but you will NOT be listed in the book on the Fancy Bastard Wall Of Fancy Fame.

Preorder HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2!!!

Second things second: HijiNKS ENSUE is 5 days a week now. Read more HERE.

And thirdest of all: WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH ALL THE FREAKIN’ DEAD BIRDS!? I can only assume nefarious green pigs are involved.

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    Okay now's confession time I guess. It was all my fault.

    I joined a Sam's Club and bought an entire pallet of Stag Chili and Mr. Pibb. I've spent the better part of the last month with my ass hanging out of my window in a desperate attempt to save myself, but it seems as if I've done more damage to Mother Nature and her beautiful creatures.

    It's just too bad I'm only a third of the way through my purchases…

  2. And there shall be rumors of things going astray, and there will be a great confusion as to where things really are. And nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the bronze base and little attachments. And a friend shall lose his friend's hammer. And the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just a moment ago.

  3. Another reason you're my favorite webcomic artist is that you do things like reference a dumb mobile phone game and QOTSA in the same comic.

  4. About the title of today's comic… Joel, are you a Queesn of the Stone Age fan? So am I! I always 4-star "Go With the Flow" on ROCK BAND.

  5. Some teenagers probably found a copy of the necronomicon or another spell book and just started reading out loud. Having no idea what they were doing. This is why Evil Dead movies should be required watching. Never read a book out loud.

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