Use Your Environment

Use Your Environment

I usually watch movies on my iPad when on an airplane, and I would always get a sore neck trying to stare down at an uncomfortable angle when the iPad was sitting on the tray. I eventually devised a system (not unlike the one portrayed in the comic above) that...
And Everything In Its Place

And Everything In Its Place

When you take an iPad out of the bathroom, it’s actually like when you try and take the Holy Grail beyond the seal of the Grail Chamber. Your everything collapses, killing a 500 year old knight and some Nazis then you, Sean Connery and John Rhys-Davies ride off...
Putting Out Fires

Putting Out Fires

HijiNKS ENSUE PODCAST Episode 87 “ZombieWhatever.com” is live! I can’t say I’m totally in favor of tech that’s involuntarily ad supported. Maybe if it was an option for a lower upfront cost I’d be cool with it, but knowing that...
Consecration

Consecration

NEW SHIRT!!! There are a lot of misconceptions about THE PENTAPPLEGRAM. Did you know ancient druids used it to ward off kernel panics as well as for human sacrifice? Josh has his new “The New iPad” for mere moments before he discovered that it was capable...
What’s In The Box?!

What’s In The Box?!

UPDATE! Check out this new shirt I made: THE PENTAPPLEGRAM! There will probably be stickers as well in the future. Many of us more technologically inclined individuals have certain habbitual behaviors concerning the delivery, unboxing, first use and subsequent...
Fully Functional

Fully Functional

You’re The Last Of The Timelords, Charlie Brown I’m not saying I fucked your washing machine. I’m just implying that in about 9 months there might be a litter of baby appliances running around your kitchen that look a lot like a cross between me and...
2 Pad 2 Furious

2 Pad 2 Furious

EWOK STAAAAAARRREEEEEE!!! C2E2 IN CHICAGO IS NEXT WEEKEND!!! I will be there with Randy, Danielle and David! THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 81 – DICK ISLAND Josh IRL picked up an iPad 2 today and he’s already looking for ways to not just dispose of,...
The Cuptertino Diet

The Cuptertino Diet

MEEEEDLY MEEEEEDLY SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ALL NEW REDESIGNED “AND MY AXE” SHIRTS ARE IN THE STORE! NEW HE Podcast Episode 80: Medium Seabiscuit [or is it Sexbiscuit?] OMG EMERALD CITY COMICON IS RIGHT NOW [starting Friday]!!! Come see me and Angela at booth...
The Morning Paper

The Morning Paper

LAST CHANCE FOR “KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY OVIPOSITOR SHIRTS”!!! They are only $15! They will never be printed again, so get ’em while you can. Here! Have an unfinished comic. UPDATE: I replaced the comic with the final inked and colored version, but if...
Close Your Eyes And See The Skies Are Falling

Close Your Eyes And See The Skies Are Falling

First things first: This is your LAST WEEK to order an Ultimate Fancy Edition of Book 2 AND get your name in the book. Files go to the printer on January 15th. After that you will still be able to order a UFE but you will NOT be listed in the book on the Fancy Bastard...
Therefart iAm

Therefart iAm

The only I reason I can think of for Apple looking to Phillip Shoemaker, the creator of such apps as “Animal Farts” and the e-urine v-simulatrum “iWiz“, for a leadership position in the App Store is that Steve Jobs has realized his own...
Looking At The Big Bang Picture

Looking At The Big Bang Picture

If you have a chance to watch Into The Universe With Stephen Hawking, and enjoy having your mind blown by space science then I strongly suggest you do… both things. The  watching the show thing and the mind thing. It is essentially an updated Carl Sagan’s...
Behold The Abomination

Behold The Abomination

The little genetically engineered worm guy’s name is Styli. Styli the Meat Tube. Or Meatube if you prefer. Either way. He prays nightly to a god that isn’t there to snuff out his wretched, tubey, meatish existence. If you enjoy HE and and would like to...
The Modern Family Comedy Half Hour (c) 1957

The Modern Family Comedy Half Hour (c) 1957

iPad the star of Modern Family iPad Product Placement On Modern Family, Actually Wasn’t, Still Irked Fans 30-minute iPad ad on ABC’s ‘Modern Family’ ‘Modern Family’ Co-Creator Explains Genesis of iPad Story I am posting a 4th panel to...
There’s The Flashing Magic Screen

There’s The Flashing Magic Screen

I’ll be at Dallas Comic Con this weekend [Saturday and Sunday]. Come say hi! At least for now, if you click HERE you will see a video regarding the Apple iPad that begins with a quote of outstanding douchery [captured nearly verbatim in panel 1 above]. Apple...
Numfar! Do The Dance of Joy

Numfar! Do The Dance of Joy

I’ll be at Dallas Comic Con this weekend. Come say hi! Oh, Steve. You had me at “we are not currently developing a tablet.” Seems like the new Apple iPad would be fun to travel with. Can’t see much use for it around the house when it really...