If Loving You is Wrong…


Dear Readers, Here is my St. Valentine’s Day present to you:

A Valentine’s card of today’s comic you print out, inscribe with proclamations of love and give to your sweet heart. Just don’t give this to your twin sibling. They might get the wrong idea.

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(1.5mb – Print this out landscape style on 8.5 x 11 paper and fold it over to complete the romantic magic)

UPDATE: There’s a better version HERE. The margins are a bit off on the original.

You can also partake in one of these lovely desktop backgrounds, presented in both sqaurely and rectangulish formats: [removed since updated versions are in The Vault]

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56 Comments

  1. Actually its a glitch in my comment system that seems to have auto deleted a bunch of comments.

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    • what about wiping my droids memory ?? oh thats a good one..

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  2. Judging from all the administrator deleted threads, I smell the Sith Lord Administrator is out deleting them all likely because this supposed valentines card PROMOTES incest maybe?

    No matter, this is sick. The administrator/artist has some serious social issues.

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  3. oh! oh my, no!

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  4. Mix two parts hysterical with one part horrifying….Perfect!

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  5. Ah, a little VD incest.
    Which of the two was the one to say, "Don't…stop…don't…stop……don't stop"?

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  6. Clearly, it was Leia's "sexy" English accent from her first few scenes that got Luke hot and bothered. But which was the one to say, "Don't…stop…don't…stop……don't stop"??

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  7. Only ONE part horrifying? I guess I should have taken Josh's suggestion and had Chewie in the background wackin' his little Wookie.

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  8. Dont….Stop…..Beliiiiiiieeeevin'!
    Hold on to that feeeeeelin'!

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  9. You know i always had a fantasy involving twins, this wan't quite it but it works.

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  10. Excellent! I wish you had posted this a couple days ago, before I bought a card…

    Also, "Don't stop thinkin' about tomorrow! Don't stop…"

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  11. That would have been a good idea except that I finished it last night. Go ahead and give two cards.

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  12. Just think, they could both use the force on your naughty bits. The letter to Penthouse forum writes itself.

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  13. hahhaah. You sick f***

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  14. Nah, sick would be Luke using his Lightsabre as a strap-on and having it coming out the back of Leia. Still, this is the perfect card for my mixed messages Valentine's Day! Thanks!

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  15. Luke: But I *have* no sister.
    Obi-Wan: Hmm. To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remained safely anonymous.
    Luke: Leia! Leia is my sister.

    NOOOOOO!!!!

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  16. Actually I think Leia would be using the strap on.

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  17. His mouth says "No" but his mind says "so hot."

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  18. Wow, so wrong. Han Solo, any day. He was frozen in carbonite! So much hotter.

    Ugh, when will this day end? It's like pink and red and hearts threw up all over the place.

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  19. Why is that disturbing?

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  20. They dont call it the "The Caress." Its "THE FORCE!"

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  21. Rather than saying "wackin' my wookie" I prefer "Herding my nerf"

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  22. Word. I emailed them to say thanks. Because Im humble like that.

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  23. Thanks. I worked on it over two nights. Maybe 6 hours? Im slow.

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  24. WOAH that is so wrong and so right all at the same time. I think you just paradoxed me joel

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  25. I am officially adding "wacking the wookie" to my euphemism vocabulary now.

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  26. wtf?!!?!? that is one f***ing crazy picture!

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  27. Seriously, you must have a huge following that no one knows about because I've been sent this at least six times with "Dood, ded u seez this?" or the equivalent attached.

    …not that I didn't send it out, too…

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  28. Not that I meant to imply that you weren't popular or anything I just…you know, by saying "no one knows about" I'm just…talking about the silent majority. You know, like Nixon. You know.

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  29. that is ok. By the way can I use the wack the wookie or is it already copyrighted?

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  30. Shit I just made another profie. Damn this really intuitive commenting system.

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  31. It's ok I'm so used to jumping through hoops to post a comment. It's just really impossible to type in words and press submit.

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  32. Penthouse letter or police report?

    "The suspect then allegedly proceeded to use The Force on the victim's naughty bits."

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  33. Hilarious. How long did it take you to make it?

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  34. Well the crazy fucking happens AFTER this picture.

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  35. Swinging the Sabre.

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  36. "picking up some power converters from Tachi Station"

    Wait, that doesnt make any sense.

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  37. I don't find this sick at all. I love Luke and Leia, their connection is far stronger and deeper than physical connection. Also, that is the point of the card, the card is supposed to be about "forbidden love". It can't get anymore forbidden than twins making out. You could also make one of Padme and Anakin (their parents) and have the same message as their love was forbidden in SW as well.

    Anyway, I love the card. You are a great artist.

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