Denver Comic Con 2014 Fancy Sketches

Denver Comic Con 2014 Fancy Sketches

Dearest Fancy Bastards, if you enjoy this comic, please check out my store, my shirts on Sharksplode, and my wife’s geeky jewelry on Etsy. It would help us out a great deal. Thanks for coming out to see me in Denver last weekend (even though you were actually...
How To Find Your Star Wars Name

How To Find Your Star Wars Name

Please to enjoy this giant-ass Star Wars rant disguised as a comic or a chart or whatever. COMMENTERS: Please share your least favorite silly or overtly evil character names from fiction in the comments. I’ve been operating at a bit of a comic deficit  since I...
Emerald City Comicon 2014 Fancy Sketches

Emerald City Comicon 2014 Fancy Sketches

Oh sweet merciful crapbastards, Seattle, you are always so good to me. I am on an airplane (the kind in the sky) right now, so please enjoy these convention sketches in lieu of a comic update today. I had an amazing time with my wonderful friends and was, once again,...
Phoenix Comicon 2013 Fancy Sketches Part 1

Phoenix Comicon 2013 Fancy Sketches Part 1

The Phoenix Phancy Bastards had some excellent sketch requests this year. Here’s part 1 of a 2 part collection of my favorites. Looks like Gallifrey Comicon might not be too far away since we just discovered Gallifrey. COMMENTERS: Speaking of Gallifrey Comicon,...
Calgary Expo 2013 Fancy Sketches

Calgary Expo 2013 Fancy Sketches

I have returned from North of The Wall with a bag full of Canadian “money.” While I recharge my batteries, please to enjoy a few of the fancy sketches I did for the Calgarian Fancy Bastards. Intense thanks to Keith for hosting me this weekend, driving me...
Emerald City Comicon 2013 Fancy Sketches

Emerald City Comicon 2013 Fancy Sketches

Despite being sick with a cold and feeling like a burlap sack full of gravel and crap all weekend, Emerald City Comicon was still (as always) a fantastically fun and rewarding experience. Any other show and I might have let my illness dampen my spirits but the...
The Neverending Backstory

The Neverending Backstory

I made a bunch of shirts and put them on the internet for to you buy. Wil Wheaton helped. I am not 100% opposed to Han Solo or Boba Fett origin stories, but of the Star Wars EU (novels, video games, comics, etc) has taught us anything, it’s that theirs quite...
For Every Action There Is A Redaction

For Every Action There Is A Redaction

CRUISE FUNDRAISER UPDATE: 98/100 prints are sold!  Only 2 prints remain! I am expecting delivery of the prints any day now and they’ll start shipping as soon as they arrive. I made a new eBook/iBook! It’s called “Sorry I Ruined Your Book Vol....
Dallas Comic Con 2012 Fancy Sketches

Dallas Comic Con 2012 Fancy Sketches

Dallas Comic Con and I have always been at odds. I resent it for being so close to my home and yet such a poorly organized, terribly mismanaged convention, and it resents me for being alive apparently. Don’t get me wrong, all of the fans I talked to (all...
Calgary Expo 2012 Fancy Photo Comic Part 2

Calgary Expo 2012 Fancy Photo Comic Part 2

Guys, I fully understand that we ARE going to be destroyed by a terror from beyond the stars. I’m OK with that. All I ask is that our destroyer be a cutey-wooty snuggley button of doom. I feel like it’s a reasonable request. Wil Wheaton and I got excited...
Something Strange And It Don’t Look Good

Something Strange And It Don’t Look Good

“George Hurt You” shirts are in the store!!! “Seriously! Who is that young ghost dude with the Sith-eating grin on his face? I’ve never seen him before in my life.” I know I typically dress up the HE characters for HE-ween, but since I...
Baltimore Comic-Con 2011 Fancy Sketches

Baltimore Comic-Con 2011 Fancy Sketches

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this Three Wheaton Moon shirt. You can buy it! Then you can wear it! Only two steps to total geeky happiness? Sign me up! Baltimore comic-con was a blast, and not the kind where I get shot in the chest and die in my...
TCAF 2011 Fancy Sketches Part 1

TCAF 2011 Fancy Sketches Part 1

Still decompressing from my trip to Toronto for TCAF 2011. If you missed part 1 of my TCAF sketches you can see it HERE [even if you didn’t miss it, I updated the coloring and added the alt-text so go check it out again]. Canada was kind to me, and I expect a...
Blu-Ray Harvest – Episode II: Rerelease Of The Jedi

Blu-Ray Harvest – Episode II: Rerelease Of The Jedi

TORONTO: I AM COMING FOR YOU! TCAF is this weekend! I will be at table 222 (with Topatoco) on the 2nd floor Saturday 5/7 and Sunday 5/8. I will have books 1 and 2 (and I will draw dumb things in them for you), stickers, buttons, prints (probably a “The Doctor Is...
Wheaton Comic Dare: Check Your Bag Before We Wreck Your Bag

Wheaton Comic Dare: Check Your Bag Before We Wreck Your Bag

When Southwest called me to tell me they had found my bag I was in the back of Jason Finn‘s car with Wil on the way to meet Stepto and Marian Call. Jason and Wil were talking Mini Coopers and there was talk radio coming over the car speakers, so I pressed my...
Emerald City Comicon Fancy Sketches Part 2

Emerald City Comicon Fancy Sketches Part 2

The only geek greeting you’ll ever need! The Sci-Five! Get up on that Sci-Five shirt business! Emerald City Comicon is THE BEST show of the year. Part 2 of my blow-by-blow wrap up is below [Part 1 is HERE]. Lots of the links go to pictures from my various con...
Emerald City Comicon Fancy Sketches Part 1

Emerald City Comicon Fancy Sketches Part 1

The only geek greeting you’ll ever need! The Sci-Five! Get up on that Sci-Five shirt business! I must have said this 100 times over the course of the last weekend but Emerald City Comicon is THE BEST show of the year. In terms of what? Sales, fan interaction,...
Guest Comic By Ryan Young: Lightraver

Guest Comic By Ryan Young: Lightraver

AND MY AXE! MEEEEDLY MEEEEEDLY SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ALL NEW REDESIGNED “AND MY AXE” SHIRTS ARE IN THE STORE! NEW HE Podcast Episode 80: Medium Seabiscuit [or is it Sexbiscuit?] OMG EMERALD CITY COMICON IS THIS WEEKEND!!! It is by far my favorite show of the...
If Loving You Is Wrong… [Holiday Special Edition]

If Loving You Is Wrong… [Holiday Special Edition]

Everyone knows the only reason to create a work of art is so that you can return years later and make it worse by adding unnecessary bullshit to it, thus diluting its original creative intent and destroying whatever there was to enjoy about in the first place. Happy...
In The Year 2000, In A Galaxy Far Far Away

In The Year 2000, In A Galaxy Far Far Away

Short post because today is my birthday: I thought the new Conan-powered Tonight Show was good. Leno is a hack. Jimmy Fallon is terrible. There are a few Conan-specific references in this one that many of  you probably won’t identify with. I started watching...
Episode VI: Return Of The Creative Accounting Practices

Episode VI: Return Of The Creative Accounting Practices

Lucas has a discreet taxidermist who stuffed and mounted all of the Ewoks. Apparently their outer coat of fur is easily removed with a naturally occurring zipper, but their inner “skin-layer” is more difficult. Also midgets don’t like being stuffed....
Recommended For Ages Youngling to Padawan

Recommended For Ages Youngling to Padawan

That actually was my name in KOTOR. Call me a heretic but I didn’t enjoy it. Turn based combat just doesn’t make any sense to me. The story was enthralling (certainly better than the prequels) but the game play fell flat for me. Two toys debuted at CES...
I’m Going To See “The Clone Wars” Ziro Times

I’m Going To See “The Clone Wars” Ziro Times

It’s hard to call George Lucas a racist or a bigot becuase I get the impression he really has no idea what he’s doing. Remember those interviews a few years ago with Michael Jackson where you really started to believe that he had NO IDEA that he was, in...
With apologies to the baby Jesus

With apologies to the baby Jesus

In closing out “ought and seven,” I wanted to give my readers (you lot) a present. This comic pretty much sums up what Christmas means to me. Family, and togetherness, Eli with beer, and Ameria, and Truthiness, and Tron, and LOL Cats and the dark side of...