Holy fuck, what a week.
Monday: Driving across Texas
Tuesday: Broken Computer
Wednesday: Broken Website
Thursday: Broken Car
Friday: Broken Spirits
Any who, I’m back in the comics saddle (the most supple of saddles) for a week, then I’m taking my wife and child on our first (and likely last) real family vacation for a different and subsequent week. Please do not wreck the place while I am gone. The liquor cabinet is locked, but the key is on top of the refrigerator. Help yourself, but leave some for Santa (if you know what I mean… I mean I am Santa and don’t drink all my fightin’ water and funny juice).
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I did a big ol’ spooky guest comic over at Cyanide & Happiness yesterday. Go read it.
Which cabinet are your glasses in?
Glass glasses are up top, next to the fridge. Plastic cups are one over to the right. Disposable cups are on the bottom, under the canisters with like flour and sugar and stuff in them.
Dude you’re outta toilet paper! On an unrelated note, just how attached were you to those Santa themed guest towels? Asking for a friend.
How on a scale from 1-dead, how methylated are these spirits?
“No Blackula, I’m not undead per se. the Doctor just.. re-blackenated my corpse…”
Speaking of vacations, have you guys ever gone to or considered any of the Disney parks? I think you could get so much material out of that.
Is it just me, or does Blacula there look like Neil DeGrasse Tyson?
And now I just reread what he said in Tyson’s voice. It does sound like something he would say.
I read this comment thinking you meant Mike Tyson, and really that it DID NOT SOUND like something HE would say.