Dark Tutelage

Dark Tutelage

I have never seen The Evil Dead, Evild Dead 2 or Army Of Darkness. Yes, I understand that this represents a significant gap in both my geek education and credibility. I really do think this sort of thing is the direct result of not having an older sibling, cousin,...
That Boy Ain’t Right

That Boy Ain’t Right

Here are some things:  People have asked for a print or poster of the Sesame Street comic. You can click “Buy a Print” under any comic and get a very nice, high quality print mailed to you in regular or gigant-o-size. If you are at NYCC right now, head...
Dumb And Number

Dumb And Number

I accidentally watched all of The Number 23 a couple of days ago. I non-accidentally live tweeted it in order to share my confusion and pain with as many human beings as possible. I was made aware of the movie’s horrific curse early on, but still I persevered....
Of Tradition And Obligation

Of Tradition And Obligation

Did you know I have published two books of my comics containing NEW COMMENTARY for absolutely every comic, embarrassing stuff I drew in middle school and high school, and LOTS more extras that have never been published online? Well, I did and I’m really proud of...
Taking A Stab In The Dark

Taking A Stab In The Dark

HijiNKS ENSUE Holiday Cards are back! Alternate Horribly Long Horrible Title: Highlander IIb: The Treat Or Trickening: There Can Be Only One Funsize Kit-Kat Per Costumed Child Over the course of the Halloween week (All Hallows Week or Halloweek), I watched John...
A Real Fixer-Upper

A Real Fixer-Upper

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] American Horror Story is only 5 episodes in and it’s already banana tits insane. Every single day 100 unspeakable horrors  happen to the family in the murder house, any one of...
They Get The SPACE… MADNESS!

They Get The SPACE… MADNESS!

Why did I make this comic? Event Horizon is neither recent, nor topical, nor good, nor not terrible. I’ll tell you why [I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs]. It came on TV a few days ago and I, having not seen it in over a decade, remembering it was...
Houston, We Have Plausible Deniability

Houston, We Have Plausible Deniability

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! While waiting for a show to start at C2E2 in Chicago this year, I saw the trailer for Apollo 18 at least a dozen times. Every single time I thought it was for Transformers: Turn Off The Moon (In Space No...
The Tell-Tale Brains

The Tell-Tale Brains

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS BACK!!! The newly relaunched HE Store is up and running over at Blind Ferret. Please go check it out and maybe buy a book or a shirt or something. Shirts will begin shipping soon, now that we are all back from Comic-Con. What’s that in...
Hell Is Other People In Elevators

Hell Is Other People In Elevators

Alternate Title: Enter The Hellevator I have a new website! Read about it HERE! Sheesh! Mondays! Right? Who’s with me? They are just the worst. This comic was born of my absolute and all encompassing hatred of elevator/parking lot/lunch line small talk. I think...
Voraciously Carnivorous

Voraciously Carnivorous

The next time you’re about to say “dick” or “cock,” try saying “wiener” instead. It’s a funny word. I bet you’ll get a little chuckle and some self satisfaction out of it. If you are having a hard time spelling the...
Breaking The SyFy Cypher

Breaking The SyFy Cypher

UPDATE: NEW SHIRT BASED ON THIS COMIC!!! Science Fiction TV-Movie Title Generator T-Shirt @Topatoco!!! There is also a PRINT of this design too! BEHOLD! I have decrypted the ancient science fiction alchemy from which unspeakable beasts are birthed! What monsters will...
Habeas Jennifer’s Corpus

Habeas Jennifer’s Corpus

Every night Josh cooks 6 pounds of bacon and reads aloud from the NecroOmNomNomicon. If you get the reference in this comic it must be because you (like me) have seen the trailers for Jennifer’s Body, because apparently no one saw the actual movie. Megan Fox is...
The Perils Of Being Typecast

The Perils Of Being Typecast

Thanks to Fancy Bastard @martintsang for suggesting “Air Bud” as the worst sappy bullshit family-style movie ever. All joking aside, “Watchmen’s” Jackie Earle Haley will probably make a terrific Freddy Krueger. I’m pretty sure that...