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The Objectification Of My Affection

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This biggest difference in the typical straight dude’s celebrity crush and Josh’s is that Josh will likely have sex with this dude before he dies and Kiera Knightly wouldn’t noticed if you jumped on a hundred grenades made of poison dicks to save her. AUSTIN, TX FANCY BASTARDS! Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage is less than […]

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Get To The Crapper!

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Alternate title: “I Ain’t Got Time To Pee” 100% true story from the very first con at which I ever exhibited¬†(except David wasn’t actually there). Something about a pink human dick emerging between a Predator’s legs made it seems like either A) This Predator has a really small, really fucked up dick, or B) This […]

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The Blessed Arrival

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La resurrecci√≥n del lagarto pollo! Finally, a new comic. My actual human life has been getting in the way of my comic-productivity for the last week. I have solved this problem by cutting off all contact with the outside world for at least the next two months. If you need me, I’ll be chained to […]

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Calgary Expo 2012 Fancy Photo Comic Part 2

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Guys, I fully understand that we ARE going to be destroyed by a terror from beyond the stars. I’m OK with that. All I ask is that our destroyer be a cutey-wooty snuggley button of doom. I feel like it’s a reasonable request. Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” […]

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Otherwise Occupied

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“George Hurt You” shirts are in the store!!! First and foremost, I AM NOT casting judgement. I am merely expressing my confusion at the fandom of teenage to adult males surrounding My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, a cartoon made for little girls. I’ve heard all the arguments. It’s well animated, well voice acted, well […]