I have the internet and I still yell at birds.
This can be controlled with medication.
Good luck with the new venture Joel!
It’s either birds or clouds. Either way, we’re looking up with the potential danger of getting something dumped on our heads
What’s birds, Precious?
Pick your birds wisely or they’ll poop in your open sunroof one day.
BIRD IS THE WORD. BIRD IS ALWAYS THE WORD. ALL HAIL BIRD.
[I don’t yell at birds but I do talk to them. Also the first guy reminded me of my boyfriend arguing with one of our cats – “I don’t care what you think, you poop in a box!”]
Never really read Hijinks. Randy brought me here.
You have no idea how appropriate yelling at birds is for me. Just moved out of an apartment with nothing but the cacophony of a hundred of the little bastards, 3:30-8 AM and 6:30-9 PM.
Dammit. I told Randy I’d give him $10 for every reader.