Podcasts: The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel

Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL!

29 – Swedish Hotdog Baseball

The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
29 - Swedish Hotdog Baseball
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This is The Noise Hole’s final episode in its youthful 20s. Next week it will enter it’s dirty 30s, and then it’ll REALLY start to sleep around and get fucked up. This week, Dave and Joel answer Noise Boi questions about staying motivated, and Creed, AND they do a solid 30 minutes of MetalliCHAT!

  • “Why Do I Stay?” by Miserable Son Of A Bitch 
  • “I’m A Little Clever Shit” – Traditional Irish Folk Song 
  • How do you stop stopping when learning guitar? 
  • “Pickin’ & Choosin’” by The Mississippi Indecisive Boys
  • “Impressing Girls With Your Guitar Skills” by The Cranberries
  • “She’s Got Hot Legs” by AC/DC
  • Chugging Metallica riffs to impress your friends
  • Being good at guitar is easier than being a good singer
  • MetalliCHAT: S&M II
  • “The Swedish National Anthem” by The Prime Minister Of Sweden
  • “The Swedish National Anthem” by Mariah Carey 
  • Swedish Hot Dog Baseball
  • Metallica’s cinematic video for Mission Impossible 2 destroys San Francisco
  • Kirk Hammet is a mischievous goblin
  • Gary clarifies Kevin’s parentage… sort of 
  • Your standard Stone Gossard riffs
  • “Yeah’a Naw Haw” by Eddie Vedder 
  • “Eddie Vedder’s An Owl” by Pearl Jam
  • What’s the deal with Creed?
  • “With Cloaca Open” by Creed
  • “I’ve Got That Church Money” by Creed
  • “This Is Safe Rock” by Creed
  • “The Doors Are Open” by Scott Stapp
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Metallica

28 – I’m Going To The Top, So I Can Hit The Bottom

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Joel just saw the Elton John biopic Rocketman, and Dave wants to know how it stacks up to other rock biopics like Bohemian Rhapsody, and Kickstart My Heart. Spoilers: It’s a lot better than those two. This week the bois are joined by special guest, Reginald Dwight, AKA Sir Elton John! They even carted a piano into the Noise Hole to make him more comfortable.

  • “A Bean-filled Galleon” by The Down and Dirty Transportation Boys
  • “Goodbye Dildo Bike” by Elton John
  • “Eat Your Mother’s Ass” by Queen
  • “Tie Your Muffler Down” by Roger Taylor of Queen
  • Every junkie rock star has the same life story
  • “I’m Gonna Suck and Fuck (And Screw)” by KISS
  • “I Wanna Suck and Fuck”, an entirely different song by KISS
  • “Piss In My Jorts” by Alice In Chains from Piss, the Alice in Chains Rock Biopic
  • Elton John has a fancy hat to suit your tastes
  • “Goodbye Alien Queen” by Elton John
  • Rocketman succeeds where Bohemian Rhapsody fails
  • Freddie Mercury was an angel-voiced horndog
  • “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down On Me” by Elton John 
  • “Goodbye, Bowl of Cum” by Elton John 
  • “Daddy Boy and Stupid Son” by Elton John 
  • “Fuck U Pay ME” by Bernie Taupin (as performed by Elton John) 
  • “Gary’s Song” by Elton John 
  • “Sarah Connor” by Elton John
  • Nurture the Elton Johns in your garden
  • The Queen finally snaps and eats her Corgis
  • “Queen Aid” by Elton John 
  • “Goodbye Queenie Pooch” by Elton John 
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Elton John

27 – Double Vaginal Double Dallas Page

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This week’s Noise Hole is comprised of two essential parts: The part that’s all about the shift from the hair metal excess of the late 80s to the dreary melancholy of the early 90s, and the part that’s all about late 90s, early 2000s wrestling. The good news is you get both parts for free, so you don’t have to choose which part is right for you. Both parts are right.

  • “I Like Sexy Ladies / I Like Shiny Boys” by Poison Assblaster
  • Danny K. and Fart Master on 92.1 The Butt in 1987
  • “I Like Titties (Everyone Likes Titties)” by Poison Assblaster
  • “I Like Fat Ass (Everyone Likes Fat Ass)” by Atomic Pisshole
  • “I Like Car Insurance (Everyone Likes Titties)” by Atomic Pisshole
  • “I Like Chicken McNuggets (Everyone Likes Titties)” by Atomic Pisshole
  • Daniel K. and Joey Fart Master move to Seattle in 1992
  • “Sludge Butt (I Just Wanna Die)” by Terminal Suicide
  • “I Just Want A Jersey Mike’s Sub (I Also Want to Die) by Terminal Suicide
  • WCW Wrestling takes over the world in the late 90s
  • NWO tries to recruit young Dave
  • “Blue Monday Nitro” by New (World) Order
  • WCW Monday Nitro Theme
  • British Farm-Based Soap Operas
  • American Human-Cage and Witch-based Soap Operas
  • “Smells Like DDP (A Legally Distinct Copywritten Work)” by Diamond Dallas Page
  • Stevarino thinks DDP can save rock and roll 
  • “DDP Is In Bloom” by Diamond Dallas Page
  • Chris Jericho, Renaissance Man
  • Next time on Jericho Ball Z!
  • “Jericho Ball Z (End Credits Theme)”
  • “Yellowhammer” by Dave’s project We’ve Got Hostiles

26 – I Like Beans. Yes I do.

The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
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Dave and Joel are taking it back, WAY BACK to the very beginning of Dave’s songwriting career to explore the evolution of his very first song, “I Like Beans.”

  • “Time To Get Creative (I Hate You, Kevin)” with Kevin Tonberry and Dave
  • Problematic band members
  • How do you sing and play at the same time?
  • “Gimme Fuel, Gimme Full Service Car Care” by James Hetfield
  • “Vinny’s Theme” by Motley Crue
  • “Hetfield In A Gas Station” by The Smiths
  • “Sanitary Bum” by Metallica
  • Lars Ulrich is sponsored by Race Trac hot dogs
  • Pokemon Bands featuring Smashmouth and Puddle Of Mudd 
  • Dave’s very first song “I Like Beans” 
  • “I Like Beans (Yes I Do)” by Blink 182
  • “I Like Beans (Down In Beans)” by Nine Inch Nails
  • “I Like Beans (Bean-age Dirtbag)” by Wheatus
  • “I Like Beans (Synthetic Beans)” by Spineshank
  • “I Like Beans (Around The Beans)” by Daft Punk
  • “I Like Beans (Yes I Do) [Beepy Boopy REMIX]” by Thom York
  • “I Like Beans (Yes Brand New)” by Brand New
  • “I Like Beans (Beans Without the E)” by Taking Back Sunday
  • “I Like Beans (Ohio Is For Beans)” by Hawthorne Heights
  • “I Like Beans (Mr. Beanside)” by The Killers
  • “I Like Beans (A Pooey Bum)” by Pink Floyd
  • Young Davey Gilmour tries to impress his grumpy dad
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Pink Floyd

25 – A Little More Rainbow In Your Life Can’t Really Hurt, Can It?

The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
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Dave and Joel are a bit aimless this week. They’re like ships without rudders; explorers with no map; chefs with no recipe, but that doesn’t seem to stop them from from sailing the seas of rock, climbing the musical mountains and cooking up a delectable dish of dumb songs!

  • “I Got Them Prison Blues” by Steve “Lil Shanky” Vaistein
  • “Took a Dook in Nuuk” by Leonard Cohen
  • “Gary (You Fuckin’ Sloth-Brained Concubine)” by The Noise Hole
  • Vinny Paul’s Bottomless Strip Club
  • Do Bush’s lyrics hold up? Do Kurt Cobain’s?
  • “Two Kinds Of Tanks” by Kurt Cobain
  • “Nuggets In Bed” by Dave McElCobain
  • “Playing Doom” by Dave McElCobain
  • “Spicy Mustard” by Dave McElCobain
  • Band reunions with replacement members? Yay or Nay?
  • Dave’s boyfriend, Gus Johnson, only knows the current Blink-182
  • Dave remembers Simple Plan, where as Joel does not
  • Dave’s dad tries to bond over Weezer
  • “Why do they call him Dimebag Darrell?” 
  • Metal riffs in Doom
  • Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Doom!
  • “Doom Is Really Cool” by Motörhead
  • “WASD” by Motörhead
  • “Wolfenstein 3D” by Motörhead
  • Lemmy reviews Quakecon 2019
  • “Doom E1M1” by The Noise Hole
  • “Fire And Rain” by The Smashing Pumpkins