Podcasts: The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel

Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL!

59 – God Baked Rock and Roll For You

The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
59 - God Baked Rock and Roll For You
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After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time!

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • Joel’s kid has a vendetta against her own bones
    • Did Dave and Joel participate in skate culture
    • Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2 remakes
    • Gary is back, but all is not well
    • A call with Gary
    • Egg Van: The Bois go on hiatus to care for Gary
    • The unfinished Noise Hole video
    • The Texas legislature wants us to die
  • ROCK AND ROLL 
    • God Baked Rock & Roll For You
    • A ruined handjob of a podcast
    • Jello Biafra and 80s punk attitude
    • The Dead Kennedys vs The B-52s 
    • Conscientious punks?
    • So I Married An Axe Murderer and the oeuvre of Mike Myers
  • TRAPT NEWS
    • The Top 5 albums of all time (including Trapt’s new album)
    • Travis Barker is a drum slut
    • Trapt vs. Sub Zero
  • QUEEN NEWS
    • “YOU Are The Champions”!?
    • Brian May destroyed his own ass 
    • Elton John’s tribute to Brian May’s ass
    • Tony Iomi’s giant ass-thimbles
    • Live Arse 2020
  • NOISE BOI EMAILS
    • A lovely message from a lovely Boi
    • A closing prayer

58 – Trapt Under Ice (with Ice-T of Bodycount)

The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
58 - Trapt Under Ice (with Ice-T of Bodycount)
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Week 6 of Noise Hole Quarantine! The Bois are more socially distanced from Gary than EVER! There’s no need for alarm, as the third Boi slot is skillfully filled by none other than rapper, actor, and Bodycount frontman extraordinaire, Ice-T!

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • Where have the Bois been?! 
    • Everyone is taking up 1800s hobbies
    • Dave’s hardcore project, We’ve Got Hostiles, has RELEASED AN ALBUM! 
    • How to get your music onto streaming services
    • Gary’s gone with the wind
  • ROCK AND ROLL 
    • Coldplay? How dare you?! 
    • Fine. Foo Fighters ARE jock-rock. 
    • Joel walked out of a bad Jimmy Eat World show
    • Courtney Love: Professional Starfucker
    • Billy Corgan mentors Courtney Love
    • Puddle of Mudd “cover” Nirvana 
    • An BIG update on the Trapt fiasco 
  • SPECIAL GUEST: ICE-T
    • Ice-T has no time for these bitches
    • Ice-T meets Courtney Love
    • Ice-T upgrades his wife, Coco
    • Ice-T’s Dildo-copters
    • Ice-T’s work/life balance
    • Ice-T’s tips for locking down a Queen
    • The secrets to Ice-T’s success
    • What happens when, god forbid, Coco passes away?
    • Ice-T’s advice for these hard times
    • Ice-T’s promise to the Noise Bois
  • NOISE BOI QUESTIONS
    • Where is Bryan Adams ACTUALLY from?!
    • How good are we at faking French?
    • “Come Home Sweet Gary” traditional Irish Folk Ballad

57 – Metallica Gives You Heavy, Baby!

The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
57 - Metallica Gives You Heavy, Baby!
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Week 5 of Noise Hole Quarantine! What is the world? Who are we? Why is everything? NONE of those questions are answered in this week’s podcast, but there IS talk of cringey Metallica stage banter, and the movie songs of Bryan Adams.

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • The Noise Hole is the Sunny D of podcasts
    • English commercials dubbed into ENGLISH?!
    • “I’m Mr. Bucket. I’ve got a big wet mouth!”
  • ROCK AND ROLL 
    • US vs. UK Mtv
    • (bass player) + (everyone else) = band?
    • Bob Ross joins Metallica?
    • “Metallica gives you heavy, baby!”
    • USING A DATING APP, GARRRYYYY?!?!?!?
    • Lies told at a funeral / Joel Sharing Dave’s relatives
    • -rish Dad jokes / Irish humor
    • U2 Bingo
  • NOISE BOI QUESTIONS
    • Songs with deeper meaning?
    • Reappropriating song meanings?
    • “The Boys Of Summer” vs. “Summer of ‘69”
    • Bryan Adams, and his very good friend Steve
    • Is it time for a jet-powered guillotine 
    • Bryan Adams’ 90s movie songs
    • Alan Rickman as The Loot Playing Chicken
    • The movies of Kevin Costner
    • Bands you like that are disappointing live?

56 – A Giant Baby Head Bothering David Bowie (with Dave Mustaine of Megadeth)

The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
56 - A Giant Baby Head Bothering David Bowie (with Dave Mustaine of Megadeth)
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Prepare to get chop-kicked in the head, Noise Bois, because this week’s guest is Dave Mustaine of Megadeth!

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • Who’s in car? NO ONE!
    • New Noise Hole Slogans
    • What does JFK know about holes?
    • How’s Texas doing, pandemic-wise?
    • Messages from Mom
    • “He’s got a pot full’o beans.”
  • PANDEMIC PALS
    • A great time to stop smoking
    • The pending post-pandemic orgiastic flesh feast
    • Noise Boi group therapy
    • Breaking Robocop pandemic protocols 
  • ROCK AND ROLL!?
    • An update on Gary
    • Deftones raise money for their crew
    • We COULD have the #1 movie in America!
    • Hollywood’s desperation 
    • Metallibuck$
  • A VISIT FROM MEGADETH’S DAVE MUSTAINE!!!
    • Dave loves high kicks
    • Dave’s MegaDogs at The Festical Festival
    • Dave’s throat cancer update
    • Dave’s streaming shred lessons
    • “Mega Jeopardy” by Dave Mustaine ft. Gary
    • Where are the Megabois?
    • Dave is an inspiration to the masses
  • MORE ROCK AND ROLL TALK?! HOW?!?!
    • Band’s net-worths 
    • Meticalla’s donation vs. Fallout Boy’s
    • Fallout Boy vs. The Scooby Gang
    • Who’s working hardest on stage?
    • Cliff Burton’s Golden Toe Memorial
    • Trapt frontman continues to lose it
    • Hypothetical libelous statements about Chris Taylor Brown of Trapt
    • The Polyphonic Spree are not allowed to bother David Bowie

55 – Needle Juice, Needle Juice, Needle Juice!

The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
55 - Needle Juice, Needle Juice, Needle Juice!
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This is the new normal, Noise Bois. Staying inside, wearing pajamas all day, NOT playing guitars… AAAAAHHHGG!!!! Also Gary escaped quarantine. Anyway, here’s an entire episode of Noise Boi questioned getting answered.

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • How does time even work now?
    • Mum’s Bum Candles
    • Noise Bois are ordered to SFTH!
    • Technical difficulties
  • NOISE BOI QUESTIONS
  • Disney World & Theme Parks
    • Avengers theme park?
    • A Metallica ride?
    • ESCAPING QUARANTINE, GARY?!
    • Dave Mustaine’s resurrected arm
  • Music in the next 10 years
    • Boy bands, Boyzone, East 17, O-Town, N’Sync, 98 Degrees
    • Attitude lady music
    • Is Gary a thirst trap?
    • Xanax Rap
    • Nü Metal vs. Retrowave
    • Fascists love Rick Astley
    • Billie Eilish is ASMR music
  • Does today’s hopeless generation make hopeless music?
  • Where is the guitar rock?
  • Song for the end of the world
    • An REM Classic re-enters the charts
    • Louis Armstrong, The Destroyer 
  • Animal Crossing vs. Doom Eternal
  • Bands performing online
    • Jimmy Johns Eat World
  • Wrestlemania with no audience
    • Online wrestling commentators 
    • Hulk Hogan the character vs. Hulk Hogan the person
  • Will bands delay albums due to the pandemic?
  • How are artists surviving?
    • How are road crews surviving?
  • Bois who say “brother”
  • Dave’s attic varmint troubles