28 – I’m Going To The Top, So I Can Hit The Bottom

28 - I’m Going To The Top, So I Can Hit The Bottom
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Joel just saw the Elton John biopic Rocketman, and Dave wants to know how it stacks up to other rock biopics like Bohemian Rhapsody, and Kickstart My Heart. Spoilers: It’s a lot better than those two. This week the bois are joined by special guest, Reginald Dwight, AKA Sir Elton John! They even carted a piano into the Noise Hole to make him more comfortable.

  • “A Bean-filled Galleon” by The Down and Dirty Transportation Boys
  • “Goodbye Dildo Bike” by Elton John
  • “Eat Your Mother’s Ass” by Queen
  • “Tie Your Muffler Down” by Roger Taylor of Queen
  • Every junkie rock star has the same life story
  • “I’m Gonna Suck and Fuck (And Screw)” by KISS
  • “I Wanna Suck and Fuck”, an entirely different song by KISS
  • “Piss In My Jorts” by Alice In Chains from Piss, the Alice in Chains Rock Biopic
  • Elton John has a fancy hat to suit your tastes
  • “Goodbye Alien Queen” by Elton John
  • Rocketman succeeds where Bohemian Rhapsody fails
  • Freddie Mercury was an angel-voiced horndog
  • “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down On Me” by Elton John 
  • “Goodbye, Bowl of Cum” by Elton John 
  • “Daddy Boy and Stupid Son” by Elton John 
  • “Fuck U Pay ME” by Bernie Taupin (as performed by Elton John) 
  • “Gary’s Song” by Elton John 
  • “Sarah Connor” by Elton John
  • Nurture the Elton Johns in your garden
  • The Queen finally snaps and eats her Corgis
  • “Queen Aid” by Elton John 
  • “Goodbye Queenie Pooch” by Elton John 
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Elton John
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