28 – I’m Going To The Top, So I Can Hit The Bottom

The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel
28 - I’m Going To The Top, So I Can Hit The Bottom

Joel just saw the Elton John biopic Rocketman, and Dave wants to know how it stacks up to other rock biopics like Bohemian Rhapsody, and Kickstart My Heart. Spoilers: It’s a lot better than those two. This week the bois are joined by special guest, Reginald Dwight, AKA Sir Elton John! They even carted a piano into the Noise Hole to make him more comfortable.

  • “A Bean-filled Galleon” by The Down and Dirty Transportation Boys
  • “Goodbye Dildo Bike” by Elton John
  • “Eat Your Mother’s Ass” by Queen
  • “Tie Your Muffler Down” by Roger Taylor of Queen
  • Every junkie rock star has the same life story
  • “I’m Gonna Suck and Fuck (And Screw)” by KISS
  • “I Wanna Suck and Fuck”, an entirely different song by KISS
  • “Piss In My Jorts” by Alice In Chains from Piss, the Alice in Chains Rock Biopic
  • Elton John has a fancy hat to suit your tastes
  • “Goodbye Alien Queen” by Elton John
  • Rocketman succeeds where Bohemian Rhapsody fails
  • Freddie Mercury was an angel-voiced horndog
  • “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down On Me” by Elton John 
  • “Goodbye, Bowl of Cum” by Elton John 
  • “Daddy Boy and Stupid Son” by Elton John 
  • “Fuck U Pay ME” by Bernie Taupin (as performed by Elton John) 
  • “Gary’s Song” by Elton John 
  • “Sarah Connor” by Elton John
  • Nurture the Elton Johns in your garden
  • The Queen finally snaps and eats her Corgis
  • “Queen Aid” by Elton John 
  • “Goodbye Queenie Pooch” by Elton John 
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Elton John
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