Yoink

A real thing that really happened for real. My self preservation instincts told me to fling the tainted device across the room, but my iPhone preservation instincts superseded them, and I merely placed it back on the table then ran screaming directly into the ocean. I live among the fishes now. They’re always naked, but they don’t even have phones so it evens out.

Oh, and the thing about Smallville is true too. It’s been coming on in the wee hours just before I go to bed and I’ve been catching an episode here and there. It’s not nearly as infuriating as it was during the original run when I was always hoping it was going to go somewhere or Tom Welling was eventually going to learn how to emote.

They’re on season 10 (the final season), and it’s actually highly amusing to see just how “HOLY SHIT WE HAVE LIKE 11 EPISODES LEFT TO TURN THIS POTATO WITH HAIR INTO FUCKING SUPERMAN HOLY FUCK GIVE HIM SOME GLASSES, UMMMM MAKE HIM MOVE TO METROPOLIS OH CRAP OH CRAP 4 EPISODES LEFT, FUCK BRING BACK LEX LUTHOR AND WIPE HIS MEMORY AND A DIFFERENT CLONE OF LEX LUTHOR IS SUPERBOY NOW AND OLIVER AND CHOLE MOVE AWAY BECAUSE NO ONE’S EVER HEARD OF CHOLE AND THE GREE ARROW DOESN’T LIVE IN METROPOLIS AND JESUS SHIT WE KILLED JIMMMY OLSON CAN SOMEBODY GET ME A NEW JIMMY OLSON ANNNNNNNNNND HE’S FLYING,” the whole thing is.

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potter and daughter podcast logo hijink ensue

When my Patreon reaches $2000/month  $1750/month I’m going to release a new podcast where upon I interview my 7 years old daughter as she reads through the Harry Potter series. It’s called Potter And Daughter! More details HERE.
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10 Comments

  1. I feel like that's more or less an unspoken rule – don't open a gay dude's photo folder on their phone unless you want to see naked dudes (or parts thereof). If he specifically shows you a picture, resist the temptation to slide left or right and browse through them.

  2. I keep various disturbingly close up pornagraphic pics intermittantly scattered in my phone's photos just for those people that think that they can scroll through your pics "just because" you showed them ONE photo… I call it the "Giant Purple Throbber" protocol..

  3. I think I watched like, the first episode of Smallville, Tom Welling's prettiness wasn't enough to make me want to commit to the show. People sure love Superman, but I've never been interested in any version of him.

  4. I stopped watching at Season 8 I think? Was getting exasperated at like S6. The whole kryptonite monster of the week thing got more and more ridiculous.

    I actually have fond memories of Lois and Clark, but that was like the first live action super hero series I watched so rose tinted glasses I guess.

  5. Ha! I've made it through S7 in my Netflix DVD queue.
    I have them shuffled with other movies only available on DVD to keep my system from being too overloaded.

    In fact… S8 D1 should be in my mailbox right about now.

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