HOLY CRAPBASTARDS! ME AND WIL MADE “THE CODE” INTO A SHIRT!!! Get it now @ Sharksplode! People will be scanning your chest like freaking crazy! Seattle Fancy Bastards! I am probably getting rained on by your clouds right now! ECCC starts Friday! Read more HERE. Can you decipher the ancient wisdom of THE CODE? Can [...]
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Posts Tagged ‘tech’
NEW SHIRT!!! There are a lot of misconceptions about THE PENTAPPLEGRAM. Did you know ancient druids used it to ward off kernel panics as well as for human sacrifice? Josh has his new “The New iPad” for mere moments before he discovered that it was capable of wireless upload speeds faster than the download speed of [...]
UPDATE! Check out this new shirt I made: THE PENTAPPLEGRAM! There will probably be stickers as well in the future. Many of us more technologically inclined individuals have certain habbitual behaviors concerning the delivery, unboxing, first use and subsequent treatment of new toys. Josh has apparently found a way to monetize his. If you do good work, the audience will find [...]
NEWT FOR PRESIDENT!!! GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!!! I wish there was even an ounce of exaggeration in this comic. Of the last 20 things I’ve sold on Craigslist the other party has flaked out with no reply or response of any kind at least 15 times. Some of them have gone so far as to schedule a [...]
NEWT FOR PRESIDENT!!! GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!!! I’m not saying the Internet is making us more stupid. On the contrary. It’s just making us SOUND more stupid. Now if you will pardon me, I have to go update my Frangbo. COMMENTERS: Have you ever found yourself uttering an Internet-born word or phrase with complete [...]
NEWT FOR PRESIDENT!!! GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!!! Josh IRL actually got a stern warning from AT&T that his “unlimited” data usage was approaching it’s lim… utmost boundary. I find this kind of shit infuriating. The trend among data service providers (cell, internet, tv, etc) is to give the customer a reasonable deal in exchange [...]
NEWT FOR PRESIDENT!!! GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!!! There’s got to be more to it than warp drive, right? What about Mr. Clean Magic Easers? How could you consider a species for eventual admission into the United Federation of Planets if they can’t even get tough, baked on spaghetti stains off their glass top [...]
You’re The Last Of The Timelords, Charlie Brown I’m not saying I fucked your washing machine. I’m just implying that in about 9 months there might be a litter of baby appliances running around your kitchen that look a lot like a cross between me and your Kenmore Elite Front Load. I have been known [...]
BIG ASS 11×17 PRINTS ARE IN THE HIJINKS ENSUE PRINT SHOP! You can even get a big ass print of the Doctor Who/ MST3K comic. I know I’m a late adopter, but I just got my first Blu-Ray player in December. Having amassed and subsequently ripped/server stored/eBay’d a rather sizable DVD collection, I thought I was [...]
Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! While I wait for TBS to complete its inevitable transition into the “24 Hour Seinfeld Rerun Network” I satiate my need for unlikable characters dissecting the minutia of the human experience with the paltry 3 to 4 hours blocks of [...]








