A Good First Impression

A Good First Impression

Concealed weapons laws? In Texas? Sorry, I momentarily forgot about the sign that welcomes you into our great state: “Welcome to Texas. Please help yourself to one of our complimentary assault rifles. Due to new state regulations, you may not enter Texas with...
More Human Than Human

More Human Than Human

DENVER FANCY BASTARDS: I will be at Denver Comic Con (FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!) with Cyanide & Happiness June 13-15, 2014 at booth 734! It’s bad enough humanity is going to be infiltrated, then enslaved by the machines, but do they have to talk like teens while...
Does It Make A Sound?

Does It Make A Sound?

This is an actual dumb thing that I began doing on my plane ride home from SDCC. BEGAN doing, I said. I did not actually complete the ridiculous act. It’s just that as I was scrolling through my list of soothing sounds in an ill-fated attempt to sleep on the...
And Everything In Its Place

And Everything In Its Place

When you take an iPad out of the bathroom, it’s actually like when you try and take the Holy Grail beyond the seal of the Grail Chamber. Your everything collapses, killing a 500 year old knight and some Nazis then you, Sean Connery and John Rhys-Davies ride off...
The Greatest Generation

The Greatest Generation

Hey, as long as you’re on the Internet, go buy some books and shirts from my store! Alls I’m saying is human beings have never had as easy of a go at it as we (the children of tomorrow which is today) do, and that makes us the best. I mean, sure there are...
You Ain’t Got To Lie, Craig

You Ain’t Got To Lie, Craig

NEWT FOR PRESIDENT!!! GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!!! I wish there was even an ounce of exaggeration in this comic. Of the last 20 things I’ve sold on Craigslist the other party has flaked out with no reply or response of any kind at least 15 times. Some of them...
What Is The Deal With Airline Peanuts?

What Is The Deal With Airline Peanuts?

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! While I wait for TBS to complete its inevitable transition into the “24 Hour Seinfeld Rerun Network” I satiate my need for unlikable characters dissecting the...
The Red And Blue Glasses Of Westmarch

The Red And Blue Glasses Of Westmarch

Nothing says, “I bought you some stuff from the Internet,” like buying people stuff from the Internet.  AUSTING COMIC CON IS THIS WEEKEND!!! [MORE INFO] November 11-13 at the Austin Convention Center! Look for me in the artist alley.  The problem with 3D...
Guest Comic By Paul Southworth Of Not Invented Here

Guest Comic By Paul Southworth Of Not Invented Here

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our Gallifrey University Fighting Time Lords Shirt which you can purchase now over at Sharksplode. NYCC Guest Week has started! I am going to be at New York Comic-Con with Blind Ferret at Booth #1821 this...
Events Both Contemporary and Relevant

Events Both Contemporary and Relevant

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] In other, more shocking news, there is still a thing called Napster. This comic was unwittingly co-written/co-tweeted by Josh A. Cagan, a writer who hails from Satan’s very...
iWish iKnew How To Force Quit You

iWish iKnew How To Force Quit You

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! Time to retire his black turtleneck into the rafters. I honestly feel that Steve Jobs, and his singular vision for his company, have done more to increase the acceptance of technology by the general public...
Hush My Darling, Don’t Fear My Darling

Hush My Darling, Don’t Fear My Darling

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. I find myself in this position with Josh IRL more often than I like. That is, the position of him “fixing” my computer to...
Bask In Its Warm Glowing Warming Glow

Bask In Its Warm Glowing Warming Glow

“Hey look! @hijinksensue and I made some more silly T-shirts, because I am easily amused.” ~ @wilw San Diego Comic-Con is this week! I will be with Ryan and Lar and Danielle at the Blind Ferret Booth [Booth 1332] in the Webcomic area. I will have books 1...
The Importance Of Seeing Ernest

The Importance Of Seeing Ernest

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. STORE NEWS: The HijiNKS ENSUE Store is closed for a few weeks so I can make some big, exciting changes. [READ MORE HERE] In the...