NEWT FOR PRESIDENT!!! GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!!! I’m not saying the Internet is making us more stupid. On the contrary. It’s just making us SOUND more stupid. Now if you will pardon me, I have to go update my Frangbo. COMMENTERS: Have you ever found yourself uttering an Internet-born word or phrase with complete [...]
NEWT FOR PRESIDENT!!! GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!!! Josh IRL actually got a stern warning from AT&T that his “unlimited” data usage was approaching it’s lim… utmost boundary. I find this kind of shit infuriating. The trend among data service providers (cell, internet, tv, etc) is to give the customer a reasonable deal in exchange [...]
NEWT FOR PRESIDENT!!! GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!!! There’s got to be more to it than warp drive, right? What about Mr. Clean Magic Easers? How could you consider a species for eventual admission into the United Federation of Planets if they can’t even get tough, baked on spaghetti stains off their glass top [...]
You’re The Last Of The Timelords, Charlie Brown I’m not saying I fucked your washing machine. I’m just implying that in about 9 months there might be a litter of baby appliances running around your kitchen that look a lot like a cross between me and your Kenmore Elite Front Load. I have been known [...]
BIG ASS 11×17 PRINTS ARE IN THE HIJINKS ENSUE PRINT SHOP! You can even get a big ass print of the Doctor Who/ MST3K comic. I know I’m a late adopter, but I just got my first Blu-Ray player in December. Having amassed and subsequently ripped/server stored/eBay’d a rather sizable DVD collection, I thought I was [...]
Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! While I wait for TBS to complete its inevitable transition into the “24 Hour Seinfeld Rerun Network” I satiate my need for unlikable characters dissecting the minutia of the human experience with the paltry 3 to 4 hours blocks of [...]
Nothing says, “I bought you some stuff from the Internet,” like buying people stuff from the Internet. AUSTING COMIC CON IS THIS WEEKEND!!! [MORE INFO] November 11-13 at the Austin Convention Center! Look for me in the artist alley. The problem with 3D technology in modern cinema is that is it usually an unnecessary add-on designed to create [...]
![[beedonk] Siri, what... what is it the drunk of all the beers on the world?](http://hijinksensue.com/comics-archive/2011-10-20-indistinguishable-from-magic.jpg "[beedonk] Siri, what... what is it the drunk of all the beers on the world?")
“George Hurt You” shirts are in the store!!! All I know is that if you say, “Siri, call me Butt Commander,” it will reply thusly, “From now on, I’ll call you Butt Commander. Ok?” That alone is worth the price of entry. Siri Is Stuffed With Hilarious Easter Eggs Shit That Siri Says COMMENTERS: Those of you [...]
Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our Gallifrey University Fighting Time Lords Shirt which you can purchase now over at Sharksplode. NYCC Guest Week has started! I am going to be at New York Comic-Con with Blind Ferret at Booth #1821 this weekend (10-13 to 10-16). Come say hi with your mouth and [...]
“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] In other, more shocking news, there is still a thing called Napster. This comic was unwittingly co-written/co-tweeted by Josh A. Cagan, a writer who hails from Satan’s very bosom, L.A. We were introduced by Wil Wheaton at w00tstock SDCC this year and [...]
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