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I am Caprinae of Borg, lower your shears and surrender your staffs…
Resistance is wooly.
At 2:30PM my girlfriend gchat'd me that doing a few chores would be taken "Step by Step", which led to a discussion about crappy TV shows, and ultimately led to a comparison of how vastly different we perceived the show "Small Wonder" as children.
I proceeded to spend several hours (interleaved with actual work) reviewing various other "android" related materials, loading up my Netflix queue with things like Westworld, Small Wonder, The Robot and other android related movies and lamented the fact that Enthiran and Karishma Ka Karishma are currently unavailable to me, I added the book "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" to my mental queue of things to read…
In conclusion… GTFO of my mind you fancy bastard.
Now ewe've done it.
Booooooo I say.
What's the matter with ewe?!
Ewe've been shanked for being baaaaaaaaad.
ENOUGH WITH THE BLOODY SHEEP PUNS ALREADY!!!
Now I'm feeling sheepish… didn't mean to treat you so baaaaadly…
This is shear madness!
WETHER or not EWE like them, we'll be RAMing these sheep puns in like a drunken farmboy near a sheep with its head caught in the fence.
now your just taking a sheepshot and pulling the wool over my eyes
Wool ewe all stop fighting?
You keep these puns up and you're all asking for a bleating.
aaaannnnnnnnnnnd we're all dead.
You win! Sweet Jeegus to buggery, you win!
I love this so much!
Nice one. Data is well done. I like the sheep. Maybe I will buy one for my kid 😀
We-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e are the Sho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-org!
I guess the question has finally been answered.
It's Locewetus of Baaaahhhrg
Why do I now wonder if Barclay is a devotee of Mercerism?
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Capt. Picard and his crew pursue the BAAAorg back in time to stop them from preventing Earth from initiating first contact with sheep life.
Hilarious as always. Though panel 3 kinda looks like Data is having an orgasm to robo-bestiality
Also "Ewe will be assimilated."
That's what I thought at first too. I think the fact that you can't see Data's hands plays into panel 3 looking like there's something "else" going on.
He at least does. Remember that weird lust thing he had for the Borg?
He likes the cyber-wenches blowin' on his "skin"…
Ok Joel, I have to canon-ding you, unless it's too small to see in the art…Data is a Lt. Cmdr. during the series, and the rank pips you have on him are for a Lieutenant…shame on you. Shame.
Looks exactly like the picture on the wiki article to me
No, that's right. In the comic he's got two gold and a black, which is Lt. Commander. Lieutenant is just two gold.
You raise a good point with this strip, Joel. Phil K. Dick FTW!!!
Does this mean Harrison Ford has to kill Brent Spiner now? :O
Does this mean Harrison Ford dreams of Borg Sheep?
The depression that he'd feel over this would gut him; he'd be a hollow Deckard.
I can only assume you've been waiting since 1987 for someone to set that one up for you. Congratulations, you delivered it well.
Joel, this past couple of weeks you have been on a roll, keep up the good work sir!
That is the most baaaad ass sheep I have ever seen.
This title always bothered me, "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"
Surely this poses the counter question "Do humans dream of biological sheep?"
Man, that Deanna Troi cake haunted my dreams as a child for simply ages. They were all eating her! And she liked it! SOOOO disturbing.
Peptide cake with mint frosting.
You know…I tried not to make this post, I really did…but…
"They were all eating her! And she liked it!"
…don't most gals?
You are not prepared to see Worf's sheep.
Klingon's dream of targs with painsticks for feet.
Klingons count the number of people they've killed to get to sleep.
yeah at least he is not dreaming about "interfacing" with it.
The REAL question is Do Borg Sheep hop over fences? Sell Mattresses? Get counted in real human language?
You know, like REAL sheep do?
That's just Data, dreaming about his Dolly. Not only is she Borg, she's Clone Borg. (and now we can have a cross-over with Star Wars)
That, my friend, has been done. Behold!
No, if Luke is in that, then it's too late in the "story" for Clone Borg Wars.
just because it's been done doesn't mean it's good.
for instance my super awesome LotR/Bible crossover… Jesus and Frodo Team up, gather their Apostles/Companions and set out on a journey to defeat Sauron, Saruman and Satan at the Crack of Doom in Jerusalem. Much like unity complete crap, but Cleep Wars would be epic! And unlike anything written by humans Data's scripts won't leave us begging for an ending (voyager) screaming at the inconsistencies and retconning (PT). Begun the Cleep Wars have, awesome they will be.
Dunno, I read the whole thing and it really wasn't all that bad. Pretty good, for a crossover fan-fic.
Used to have a lot of time on my hands at work and all.
Yeah, thanks to this post, I've been trying to read it…have to stop every now and then for the aneurysms to pass over OOCness and how extremely one-sided the author seems to be in their fandom…but, semi-HE-appropriate quote from it?
"Assimilate me, you magnificent Jedi bastard…"
Does this mean Deckard is a rare Noonien-Soong Android? Especially rare because he doesn't actually share Soong's face?
This must be pre-emotion chip Data, otherwise he'd be dreaming of Tasha Yar.
I must admit, I didn't think he was sleeping and therefore dreaming, his face had a look of…. something else….
OMGless universe they do dream about electric sheeps
Dude, you gotta pull over when you get tired. You're liable to hit something out there in the vast empty vacuum of space…