No Child Left Alive
I made you this super cute Adventure Time/Doctor Who shirt. GO BUY IT! “Now, I know you’re a little apprehensive about sending your child to Hogwarts, but let me assure that our mortality rate is well within the guidelines for other reputable wizarding...
Indisposed
[actually posted on 4/16/14] I’m still playing catch up on a week’s worth of comics. I’ll be posting a second new comic later today, so check back! This comic is based on the time Kiddo got her first Choose Your Own Adventure book. It’s...
We’re Ready To Party, We’re Ready
FUNDRAISER UPDATE: 40/100 prints are sold. I have to sell the rest by the end of January if I’m going to be able to pay my taxes. The “Daddy/Daughter Digital Drawing Time” print is signed by both of us, numbered and limited to 100 pieces. [More...
The Red Reading
Monday June 3rd was my birthday! I am 32 years old and STILL aging! If you want to say “HAPPY FANCY BIRTHDAY!” might I suggest sharing HE with your friends via your link medium of choice? Might I also point you to my Amazon Wishlist and my donation...
Reading Comprehension
Oh hey! It’s Eli’s wife, Denise. We haven’t seen her in… a couple of years? I almost considered her lost in the partial reboot a year ago, but let’s just assume she’s been in the Philippines studying at the finest culinary schools,...
Chicken Fight
I was going to draw Hodor and Hagrid carrying their respective semi-motionless boy-bodies around, but I decided they should be having a bit more fun. COMMENTERS: Who are your favorite fictional duo or team to fall into the “behemoth and small person”...
Guest Comic By William Tallman Of Reptilis Rex
I’m at Emerald City Comicon RIGHT NOW having a motherbuttshaking PARTYPARTYPARTYPARTY!!! If you are in Seattle, come to booth 1106 (the Blind Ferret Booth) and SHAKE DEM HEALTHY BUTTS! (also buy stuff from me) In my absence you are presently being treated to a...
Rory Hears A Who And Hatches The Cube
Do you want a freaking t-shirt of this comic?! I CAN HELP! Do you want a print instead? BINGO-BANGO! This comic started as a Fancy Sketch Drive sketch request from Fancy Bastard Erin H. I posted the sketch on Twitter and TWITTER WENT UNSANE with favs and retweets. I...
Food Fighters
NEW SHIRT!!! Han And Chewie “I Know” shirts are live at Sharksplode! [based on this comic] Seattle Fancy Bastards! I am coming for you this weekend! Read more HERE. I’m approaching The Hunger Games the same way I did Harry Potter. See and enjoy the...
The Final Problem
Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you. @sizemore twatted a tweet so good I had to ask for permission to make it into a comic. Luckily he obliged, and thus you have the only ending to House that I will ever accept....
Winter Is Coming
UPDATE: “Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! I’ve been tossing this Calvin and Hobbes meets Game of Thrones idea around for a while. Originally it was going to be Calvin/Jon Snow and Hobbes/Sam standing atop the wall mirroring the dialog...
Got GoT?
Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our Wesley’s Big Adventure Shirt over at Sharksplode. My Friend Lar saw this shirt and drew THIS. It’s amazingly wonderful. Anybody hear about this Game Of Thrones show? No? I guess it sort of flew...
The Boy Who Landscaped
“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! Alternate Title: Peaches and Herbology Then, right as Neville lifts the Sword of Gryffindor above his head, his parents appear to him...
A Conundrum Of Fancy Chairs
What I know about Game Of Thrones: It’s an HBO mini-series based off a very popular book series by George R. R. Martin (I assume that’s a Tolkien reference) and all geeks seem to love it. What I do not know about Game Of Thrones: Anything else. I can tell...
Well? Do They?
If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! Groverfield T-Shirt and MORE in the HijiNKS ENSUE STORE! CHECK IT OUT: I put a desktop version of the “You’re The Last Of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic in The Vault. A shirt is...
Old Friends, Familiar Faces
There is a new HE Podcast. Download episode 77! You can still order Ultimate Fancy Editions of HE Book 2 AND get your name in the book until I tell you otherwise. Could be a few more days, or longer. Not Sure Yet. I don’t mind Frodo being added to The Hobbit,...
One Floo Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Alls I’m sayin’ is if she’s lookin’ for a muse, I can be the one to do the musin’. I’ll muse her up good. J.K. Rowling teases with news of THREE more Harry Potter novels I apologize for missing a couple of comic updates. Last week I...
O.W.L. Or G.E.D?
A nice online wizarding correspondence school sounds pretty good after 3 or 4 years of nearly dying horribly at the hands of ultimate evil, doesn’t it Harry? I bet you’d rather spend your educational hours in your boxers, eating Toasters Strudles in front...
The Time Travelers Wife Has A Lot Of Free Time
Every man I know who sports both a penis AND a vagina twixt his thighs says I should totally read The Time Travelers Wife and have a good cry into my matching brassier and panties. Do they really expect me to see a “sci-fi” movie that seems to have more in...
Artistic License
I’ve been rushing to get the book done, so I’m posting just the pencils for today’s comic. The final version will be up tonight. BOOK NEWS!!! Next week I hope to post information on the book preorder (that is the first HijiNKS Ensue collection which...
The Disorder Of The Phoenix
[reddit-me]Also, known as “Wizard Withdrawal” and “Phantom Wand Syndrome.” Now that I’m done with the whole Harry Potter series, I feel a little empty. Like I’ve learned everything there is no know and life poses no more challenges...
A Princely Pursuit
I’ve been listening the Harry Potter Audio Books by Jim Dale while drawing for the past few weeks. I just started book 7 today and I’m already sad that I’m nearly done with the series. I can’t recommend this audio book series more. Jim Dale...
There Once Was A Man From Kirkjuvágr
“…Whose flerhghrn was so long he could sklargk it!” More info about Tolkien’s “new” book of harsh, frigid, Nordic verse, “The Legend of Sigurd and Gudrún,” if you follow this link: Zombie Tolkien Releases New Book 36...
Pride and BRAAAINS!
By BRAAAINS Austen. Pride and brains are certainly two qualities you would be wise to look for in a prospective mate, but in this case the comic titles refers to a zombified reimagining of Jane Austen’s classic “Pride and Prejudice” by Seth...
30 Days of Twilight
A zombie’s motivation is always so clear and direct. That’s why they make great characters in young adult fantasy fiction. I don’t know much about Twilight (the books or the movie) so I won’t make any sweeping judgments other than to say it...HijiNKS ENSUE is supported by these FANCY PATRONS! |
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