Voraciously Carnivorous

The next time you’re about to say “dick” or “cock,” try saying “wiener” instead. It’s a funny word. I bet you’ll get a little chuckle and some self satisfaction out of it. If you are having a hard time spelling the word, remember this simple rule: I before E except after C, or when sounding like “wiener” when talking to a hispanic gentleman.

Dallas Animefest is TODAY and all Labor Day Weekend!

Dallas Anime Fest

Come see me, Shortpacked and Two Lumps (plus a bunch of cat-girls and such). We will be doing a Webcomic’s panel every day.

It’s Fri Sept 3rd – Mon Sept 6th, 2010 at the Hyatt Regency Dallas at Reunion Tower.

I haven’t seen Piranha 3D yet, but the real Josh did explain it as being something akin to staring into the face of God Almighty while an Angel sperms in your eye. James Cameron disagrees. Or perhaps he agrees completely but considers the God-face-Angel-sperm thing as a negative selling point. Either way it seems like the kind of thing you should see in theaters and with friends. I can’t image the fish-fueled-flesh-frenzy has the same impact when you’re at home alone, streaming it from Netflix on your Wii. Those hundreds of gallons of blood will seem like meer pints.

READER CHALLENGE: Any Fancy Bastard that provides video evidence of drinking Vodka (or some other type of booze) through a Twinkie filter (which must be crammed on the neck of the bottle) will get a signed print of this comic and another signed print of any comic of your choosing. Make this happen. Do it for me.
UPDATE: I’m going to limit this to the first 5 FB’s that provide proof. Otherwise it’s going to get expensive for me.

UPDATE 2: SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT!!! FB Jason did the Vodkawinkie and posted a video on Youtube. It’s a lot messier than I thought it would be.

UPDATE 3: Looks like Sean, Kristin and JonnyAce did the deed, and so did Paco! That’s all for the prizes but I still encourage you to experiment with this terrible idea. I had a thought, that maybe if you leave the Twinkie in the wrapper and open both ends it would create sort of a Twinkie filter straw situation. Anyone care to try it out?

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  1. Although I am sadly unable to see those fancy schmancy 3D movies, I think that Piranha is EXACTLY the type of movie that 3D was made for! And James Cameron can eat a bag of dicks for hating on a movie that is not only probably vastly more entertaining than Avatar, but also knows exactly what it is and isn't trying to re-invent the wheel…and for being generally douchey. Wow, I'm full of anger this morning. huh? Anyway, great comic. Is that "Bro-Brau" Eli is buying? Sounds like something the guidos on Jersey Shore would love.

        • Only if you have glitter on your ceiling, foam from the foam party stuck in the crevasses of your furniture, and some sort of strange stains in your bathroom in very obvious places.
          And "oon-chhhh oon-chhh oon-chhh" music playing loudly.

          • Dude, Glitter never comes out. I worked at a Renaissance Faire for a couple of years, and there was this dude who sold glitter wands in the "Fairy Land" section of the place. That stuff would be there the next spring after the snow had melted. In a little patch. Covering the damn ground. We called it "the plague."

    • It would have to be the brand Twinkies, not some sort of generic Lil Debbie's or Entemann's, I'd think.
      Not that I'm encouraging you, or anything…

  2. I'm going to say this now: Congrats Joel. You may have invented the next ridiculous internet/alcohol sensation. This could somehow be turned into the next "Bros Icing Bros." That or the next "Vodka Eyeballing" I honestly hope it does, because I think it would be hilarious to see the comic on CNN.

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