JoCo Cruise Crazy 2 Fancy Photo Comic Part 1

The Doctor Is In T-Shirt, Funny Doctor Who Parody Shirt, Charlie Brown, Sci-Fi

They have Doctor Who references on SHIRTS now?!

[Actually posted on 3/2/12]

Today is the first day since returning from Poseidon’s bosom (Neptune’s boobs for you Protestants) that I no longer feel the gentle, queasy swaying of Mother Ocean rocking me to sleep. Any by sleep, I mean sick. And by sick I mean, “Get your coat so I can throw up in your coat.”

Having recaptured my equilibrium, I’ve found myself scouring the Facebooks and Flickrs for additional proof beyond that of my own photos and sea-addled memories that JoCo Cruise Crazy DID ACTUALLY happen. Turns out it did, and I’m just sad it’s over and terribly missing my friends. Speaking of friends, this photo-comic is full of them. Despite the lovely David and his even lovelier wife Maggie, you will also notice the beginnings of my week long adventure with the Wheaton clan (Wil, Anne and Ryan). It is no secret that I do loves me some Wheatons. On their own (one at a time) they are merely delightful, but pile them all up together on a boat or a tropical beach and they are force of delight to be reckoned with.

My wife and I ended up splitting our time and adventures between the Wheaton’s, and The Willises (David and Maggie) + The Explosms (Rob and Heather). You will see more of the ensuing adventures in the photo-comics to come, but seeing as how this comic only encapsulates the first day I am going to have to make a concerted effort NOT to make 7 or 8 more of them. I’m hoping to cull together the “greatest hits” of the week and do 2, maybe 3 more.

Speaking of greatest hits, here’s Wil and I doing “Fuck Her Gently” by Tenacious D during JoCo Cruise Crazy open mic. I know, right?

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  1. Oh please make 8! These are freakin' awesome! It's like that slide show people show you of their vacation, but you actually enjoy looking at it!

    • I second this. No need to hold yourself back Joel, do as many more of these as you'd like (well, short of turning the comic into a photo format permanently).

      I's like looking at a friends vacation photos, except it's actually entertaining and funny! And gives us poor shmucks who missed the awesome boat, a little taste of the awesome.

  2. who's the cutie at the slot machine? and who's bad decisions mcgee that tried to drink two bud lights?
    i wish to make the sex with her, and to laugh at the foolishness of him.

    also of all people wheaton should know how impossible it is to escape his poorly bearded face

      • sorry, chalk this up to a solid 48 hrs of drunk surfing.

        i also left some comments on another webcomic that….well i'm not entirely proud of them

        seriously though, why would you ever drink two bud lights simultaneously?

        i need an aspirin or something

        • oh great, my youtube history is full of lionel richie and toby keith now……i am so full of shame right now *quietly breaks down in embarrassment*

      • Weird? Weird is trying to make a bowl out of some random skull. Weird is trying to mate with a Dolphin. It isn't weird, Joel. I would envy myself If I were you as well.

  3. Oh I just needed to commend on this one, if you really believe Heineken is a good beer, you should DEFINTELY come to belgium > Antwerp > Beer Central and try one of the 300+ Belgian beers they have in store…

    Only then you will have seen the true light

    • I think in this case he is trying to turn Bud Light into a beer actually worth drinking, but still not amazing (though I enjoy a Sam Adams). If you could turn Bud Light into, say, anything by Rouge then it would be nothing short of turning water into wine in my book.

      But, and I'm just going out on a limb here, everyone in that comic would probably welcome some of your Belgium brews.

  4. First I will say welcome back Joel, I hope you had a good time and I hope that your sunburn riddled skin won't affect your dick joke quota, your week you off put us behind a little bit, but I'm sure if you put you nose to the tablet, we'll be fine. In all seriousness, sounds like it was fun as hell, and I'm super jealous.

  5. That Tenacious D song is my favoritest karaoke song ever, and you guys totally rocked it! Hat's off to you, mates!

  6. I really enjoy these photo comics. Do as many as you need to do. I have sent the link to the video home for viewing since they have blocked the youtubes here at work. The Mr. Roboto video was probably the best karaoke I've ever seen, and I've seen my fair share. Excellent work.

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