Wheaton Comic Dare: Something Something Shark Vagina

Wheaton Comic Dare: Something Something Shark Vagina

Guys, it’s never happened before and I pray it never happens again, but today Wil Wheaton issued a DOUBLE COMIC DARE based on this twitter conversation (and later this one) to both to me and Lar deSouza. Somehow I survived this challenge of will and the results...
Emerald City Comicon 2013 Fancy Sketches

Emerald City Comicon 2013 Fancy Sketches

Despite being sick with a cold and feeling like a burlap sack full of gravel and crap all weekend, Emerald City Comicon was still (as always) a fantastically fun and rewarding experience. Any other show and I might have let my illness dampen my spirits but the...
Bridge Collapse

Bridge Collapse

UPDATE: The JCCC3 signed, numbered, limited print is up for sale!   Info about and holiday shipping deadlines for various HE-type merchandise IS HERE. Short Version: If you want something ( like HijiNKS ENSUE T-Shirts (also in Ladies Sizes), Books, A Lil’ Wil Wheaton...
Wheaton Comic Dare: Cutaways And Castouts

Wheaton Comic Dare: Cutaways And Castouts

3 New Shirts at @Sharksplode: Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey, Rival Smugglers and Might Club! STORE NEWS! Grammar Dalek shirts are now available in Ladies sizes! Pretty much all HE shirts are back in stock size-wise! HE Books make EXCELLENT PRESENTS! In addition to the...
Wheaton Comic Dare: Wil Wheaton Paper Doll 2

Wheaton Comic Dare: Wil Wheaton Paper Doll 2

As with the previous edition of Wil Wheaton Paper Dolls, Wil did not so much invoke the power of the Wheaton Comic Dare as he calmly and collectedly texted me and said, “We should do this again.” I feel like the peer pressure and public shaming elements of...
Wheaton Comic Dare: Wil Wheaton Paper Doll

Wheaton Comic Dare: Wil Wheaton Paper Doll

This weekend I’ll be at Dallas Animefest with Rob from Explosm. We’ll be in the dealer room, terrified of glomping cat-girls and Sailor Bubbas alike. I’ll have both HE Books, Prints, sketch cards, “Grammar Dalek” Shirts and “The...
The Final Countdown

The Final Countdown

The Lil’ Wil Wheaton Plushie Pre-Sale STARTS TODAY HERE in the HE Store. The ONLY way to make sure you get one by the holidays is to order during the pre-sale. They’re $19.95 + shipping. Buy one for you, one for a friend and one to customize with a little fez or...

Lil’ Wil Wheaton Plushie Presale!!!

A little Ferret tells me that the Lil’ Wil Wheaton plushie is going to go on presale this coming Monday (6/11) at midnight (Tuesday morning 6/12). The ONLY way to make sure you get one by the holidays is to order during the presale which I believe is going to be one...
Phoenix Comicon 2012 Fancy Sketches

Phoenix Comicon 2012 Fancy Sketches

Once again Phoenix Comicon was a fantastic success. Next to Emerald City in Seattle, it is my second favorite US show. Thank you to everyone that came out and got a t-shirt, a book, a sketch or just said hi. The Phoenix Phancy Bastards (fancy withe a PH) also REALLY...
Calgary Expo 2012 Fancy Photo Comic Part 3

Calgary Expo 2012 Fancy Photo Comic Part 3

Calgary is a weird town. Everything is pretty nice and clean and Canadian and there is a series of above ground tubes that you can navigate most of downtown with to avoid actually being on the street, but pretty much everything closes at sundown and NOTHING is open on...
Mr. Wheaton Goes To Melbourne

Mr. Wheaton Goes To Melbourne

HOLY CRAPBASTARDS! ME AND WIL MADE “THE CODE” INTO A SHIRT!!! Get it now @ Sharksplode! People will be scanning your chest like freaking crazy!  By the time you read this Wil is probably nearly, if not entirely upside down and with nothing but my sage...
Emerald City Comicon 2012 Fancy Sketches

Emerald City Comicon 2012 Fancy Sketches

HOLY CRAPBASTARDS! ME AND WIL MADE “THE CODE” INTO A SHIRT!!! Get it now @ Sharksplode! Scan it. It really works! When a Fancy Bastard at Emerald City Comicon walked up, dropped some delicious monies in my cup and said, “Can you draw Wil Wheaton...
The Code

The Code

HOLY CRAPBASTARDS! ME AND WIL MADE “THE CODE” INTO A SHIRT!!! Get it now @ Sharksplode! People will be scanning your chest like freaking crazy!  Seattle Fancy Bastards! I am probably getting rained on by your clouds right now! ECCC starts Friday! Read more...
JoCo Cruise Crazy 2 Fancy Photo Comic Part 5

JoCo Cruise Crazy 2 Fancy Photo Comic Part 5

“AND MY AXE!” shirts are discounted in the HE store! RELEASE ME, POSEIDON! RELEASE ME FROM THESE DAMNABLE CRUISE COMICS! SURELY MY DEBT IS PAID TENFOLD! MY FINGERS ARE GETTING PRUNEY AND SALT WATER IS TERRIBLE FOR MY SKIN!  Here we are, gentle traveler of...
JoCo Cruise Crazy 2 Fancy Photo Comic Part 4

JoCo Cruise Crazy 2 Fancy Photo Comic Part 4

EWOK STAAAAAAAAARE!!!!! My “2 or 3 JoCo Cruise Crazy Photo Comics” plan has evolved into a “stop when you run out of photos” plan. Luckily, I am nearly out of photos. I have one more proper Fancy Photo Comic planned for tomorrow and perhaps a...
JoCo Cruise Crazy 2 Fancy Photo Comic Part 3

JoCo Cruise Crazy 2 Fancy Photo Comic Part 3

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this Three Wheaton Moon shirt. You can buy it! Then you can wear it! Only two steps to total geeky happiness? Sign me up! The Paul and Storm Podcast with guests ME, David Willis, Rob DenBleyker, Paul F. Tompkins and Joseph...
JoCo Cruise Crazy 2 Fancy Photo Comic Part 2

JoCo Cruise Crazy 2 Fancy Photo Comic Part 2

Get up on that wall! “Winter Is Coming” shirts are here!!! [based on this comic] This JoCo Cruise Crazy 2 photo comic wraps up our adventu… what? Oh, it only brings us to the end of day 2 of the cruise? Well, shit. I guess I have to do more of these....
JoCo Cruise Crazy 2 Fancy Photo Comic Part 1

JoCo Cruise Crazy 2 Fancy Photo Comic Part 1

They have Doctor Who references on SHIRTS now?! [Actually posted on 3/2/12] Today is the first day since returning from Poseidon’s bosom (Neptune’s boobs for you Protestants) that I no longer feel the gentle, queasy swaying of Mother Ocean rocking me to...
Guest Photo Comic By Josh A. Cagan

Guest Photo Comic By Josh A. Cagan

NEWT FOR PRESIDENT!!! GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!!! JoCo Cruise Crazy II Guest Week hasn’t sunk yet! We are taking on water, but the Coulton has assured us that the crew only left on all the lifeboats to get help. How deep is the ocean? Should I be wearing...
Wheaton Comic Dare: Sterling Cooper Maverick Goose

Wheaton Comic Dare: Sterling Cooper Maverick Goose

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! No, really. Specifically FOR YOU. Occasionally Wil Wheaton dares me to turn random tweets into comics. This burden, this curse is mine alone to carry. One day I will find a...
Wheaton Comic Dare: Your Last Lachance

Wheaton Comic Dare: Your Last Lachance

Wil Wheaton wields a power most terrible. The power to dare me to turn Tweets into comics. Should you fear this power? Most definitely. More than you fear the awakening of The Beard? Probably not. That sounds like bad news for everybody. I somehow found myself...
Baltimore Comic-Con 2011 Fancy Sketches

Baltimore Comic-Con 2011 Fancy Sketches

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this Three Wheaton Moon shirt. You can buy it! Then you can wear it! Only two steps to total geeky happiness? Sign me up! Baltimore comic-con was a blast, and not the kind where I get shot in the chest and die in my...
The Unrelenting Muse

The Unrelenting Muse

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this Three Wheaton Moon shirt. You can buy it! Then you can wear it! Only two steps to total geeky happiness? Sign me up! The panels above represent an [somewhat] exaggerated examination of the Joel/Wil creative process. You see,...
The Confluenza

The Confluenza

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS BACK!!! The newly relaunched HE Store is up and running over at Blind Ferret. Please go check it out and maybe buy a book or a shirt or something. Shirts will begin shipping soon, now that we are all back from Comic-Con. My friend Amy has...
SDCC 2011 Fancy Sketches

SDCC 2011 Fancy Sketches

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS BACK!!! The newly relaunched HE Store is up and running over at Blind Ferret. Please go check it out and maybe buy a book or a shirt or something. Shirts will begin shipping soon, now that we are all back from Comic-Con. I am still...
Wheaton Comic Dare: Wheaton Plushie Dare

Wheaton Comic Dare: Wheaton Plushie Dare

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our Wesley’s Big Adventure Shirt over at Sharksplode. CONVENTION NEWS: Connecticon is almost right now!!!. Come see me and David and Ryan and Lar and the Explosm quadruplets and much many mores! I also...
There’s No Basement On The Enterprise

There’s No Basement On The Enterprise

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our Wesley’s Big Adventure Shirt over at Sharksplode. There also aren’t any bathrooms. Last night Wil tweeted a bit about watching Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. It reminded me a line in his book,...
Phoenix Comicon Fancy Photo Comic Outtakes

Phoenix Comicon Fancy Photo Comic Outtakes

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. I am closing out some current t-shirt and print designs. Please check out this blog post since the stuff on closeout probably...
Phoenix Comicon Fancy Photo Comic

Phoenix Comicon Fancy Photo Comic

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. I am closing out some current t-shirt and print designs. Please check out this blog post since the stuff on closeout probably...
The Ivy-Wivey League

The Ivy-Wivey League

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! This comic is inspired by our Gallifrey University Fighting Time Lords Shirt which you can purchase now over at Sharksplode. You can read more about it on Wheaton’s Tumblr and the Sharksplode Blogsplode. Splode....
Organizational Levels

Organizational Levels

If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! Groverfield T-Shirt and MORE in the HijiNKS ENSUE STORE! Thanks to a little RT bump from Admiral Wheaton himself I crossed 5000 followers on Twitter last night. The comic above was inspired by the...
Wheaton Comic Dare: Unwatchable At Any Speed

Wheaton Comic Dare: Unwatchable At Any Speed

Team Edward [James Olmos] Shirts at Topatoco! NEW HE PODCAST [episode 78] IS HERE! Hours of extra podcast are HERE for Vault Subscribers. New Lo-FiJINKS comic posted late last night! Driving back to Dallas from Austin today so colors and what not will be finished this...
Wheaton Comic Dare: Who’s On Middle Earth?

Wheaton Comic Dare: Who’s On Middle Earth?

CHECK OUT MY GUEST COMIC OVER AT SOMETHING*POSTITIVE!!! And Dumbing Of Age by my friend David Willis starts TODAY! Occasionally Wil Wheaton will dare me to turn a random Tweet into a full fledged comic. Not one to back down from a challenge (nobody… calls me...
Die, Wheaton. Die!

Die, Wheaton. Die!

Ok, so Wil Wheaton basically dared me to draw this. Actually he dared me to draw him getting crushed by an avalanche of fan-donated dice, but Fancy Bastard DoctorAvenue had a suggestion that seemed to fit the “Spirit of Wheaton” a little better. A more...
San Diego Comic-Con Fancy Photo-Comic Pt. 2

San Diego Comic-Con Fancy Photo-Comic Pt. 2

Part 1, and the first half of my post-SDCC write up is HERE. [Thanks to Jeph Jacques, Kevin McShane (Fake Stan Lee), Randy “Bringin’ Homeless Back” Milholland and Wil “Evil Wil Wheaton” Wheaton for unwittingly appearing in this comic. If...
Sweet On Wheat-on

Sweet On Wheat-on

Getting a little too pluggy for your tastes? Well, the plugs are paying for my table and hotel at Comicpalooza so how about roll with it just this once and, if you are in the area, come out and see what promises to be a very cool comic/pop culture show. Meeting Wil...
Tweroes and Twillains

Tweroes and Twillains

I know that regardless of celebrity status, people are just people. They get sick, they get depressed, they go to the grocery store and they get their hair cut just like you and me. Despite understanding that, it’s still weird for me to see Wil Wheaton and Greg...

Bacn Bacn Bacn Bacn Bacn! I Smell Bacn!

I don’t normally “reblog” here but I thought this story from Boing Boing illustrated rather poignantly something I love about the internet. “Bacn” is email you want, just not right now. The term was coined durinfg PodCamp Pittsburgh 2 on...
Project Cloverfield: Top Secret Bath Gel?

Project Cloverfield: Top Secret Bath Gel?

J.J. Abrams has been quite geek-prolific these last few years. I can almost forgive him for Felicity. I remember when I told Josh “Cloverfield” might be a Cthulhu movie. He shit out his soul right then and there. He has a plush version of the “Great...