Get your HijiNKS ENSUE Book 2 Preoder on! GO HERE NOW! Over 1/4 of the Ultimate Fancy Editions are already gone!

TEXAS FANCY BASTARDS: Come to Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage in Austin this weekend and hang out with me, David, Danielle, Randy, Jeph, Bill, and  Josh.

Preorder HijiNKS ENSUE Vol 2! Go ahead and make 1000 vagina jokes right now and just get it out of your system. The Beaver? Seriously? They might as well have called it Meet The Vulvas. I watched the trailer, and personally I don’t think running around elbow deep inside the border line of a beaver is the best way to shake his violent, misogynist image. It’s a very mixed metaphor for Mel to be sending. I wonder if Jodie Foster, who’s directing the beaver as well as this movie (ba-dum DUM!) had to explain to Mel that his costar was a puppet and thus couldn’t blow him for the right to share screen time with him. I wonder if that dissuaded him in the least from violating the felt buck teeth right out of that beaver’s head.

Also, the idea that people inside or outside of Hollywood still support Mel Gibson after he came out to the world as a hateful, violent, racist, wife-beating Class-A buttdouche is just appalling. It’s a symptom of the cancer of apathy that is eroding the concience of America. “Well, he didn’t threaten to beat ME in the head with a baseball bat, so gimme two tickets to that Beaver show, one’o those 164 oz. diet sodas, a clawfoot bathtub full’0 butter toppin’ and some popkurns to dip up in it.”

If you want something from the HE Store before Dec 24th, you should read this message from Topatoco:

Follow the heck out of these shipping class deadlines! Keep in mind this only applies to items that are IN STOCK. Reprinting items do not count.

USPS INTERNATIONAL FIRST CLASS and INTERNATIONAL PRIORITY: Deadline has passed. Orders placed using these methods are not guaranteed to arrive before December 24.
INTERNATIONAL EXPRESS, USA STANDARD/FIRST CLASS: December 15
USPS DOMESTIC PRIORITY: December 17
USPS EXPRESS: December 21
UPS GROUND: December 17, but you may be able to push it depending on where you live. Refer to the map to be sure.
UPS 3-DAY, 2-DAY, AND OVERNIGHT will all be shipped on the next day until December 21.