![[INSERT CAT SCRATCH FEVER/STD JOKE HERE]](http://hijinksensue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2011-09-25-lo-fijinks-dont-excrete-guano-where-you-eat.jpg "[INSERT CAT SCRATCH FEVER/STD JOKE HERE]")
“Alfred, have you pressed my bat pantaloons? And shined my bat spats? Then I’m off to fight crime, right wrongs, serve justice, be the instrument of vengeance… and get a little pussy on the side.”
You guys are lucky I have a modicum of restraint. This comic very nearly included the phrase “his dynamic dong-o.”
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COMMENTERS: Do you think DC is just grasping at straws and pandering to the lowest common boner denominator? Or are they really showing modern, liberated, sexually empowered characters? What other outrageous hookups or super-sexual exploits might get more eyeballs on DC’s filth rags? Here’s what my buddy David, has to say on DC’s “retooling” of Starfire.
