HOLY CRAPBASTARDS! ME AND WIL MADE “THE CODE” INTO A SHIRT!!! Get it now @ Sharksplode! Scan it. It really works! When a Fancy Bastard at Emerald City Comicon walked up, dropped some delicious monies in my cup and said, “Can you draw Wil Wheaton sitting on a throne of dicks?” he seemed almost puzzled [...]
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Posts Tagged ‘batman’
Fighting Time Lords hoodies are at Sharksplode right now! Wibbly Wobbly Hoodie Warmy! I guess Frank Miller views the Internet as one big, rickety porch he can sit on, balling his fists and shaking a rake at “those damn kids” while incomprehensibly ranting heavenward about “rapists” and “whores,” and “Islamicism,” and “lawns,” “getting off of [...]
Don’t Excrete Guano Where You Eat
by Joel on September 25, 2011 at 2:54 am“Alfred, have you pressed my bat pantaloons? And shined my bat spats? Then I’m off to fight crime, right wrongs, serve justice, be the instrument of vengeance… and get a little pussy on the side.” You guys are lucky I have a modicum of restraint. This comic very nearly included the phrase “his dynamic dong-o.” Latest [...]
THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! I’m not that into DC comics proper these days. Their movies, cartoons, etc certainly have my attention, but floppy, paper comic-wise I’m pretty out of the loop. From an outsider perspective the whole reboot/relaunch seems like a drastic grab for attention and money, [...]
“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! ALSO: Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. ALSO ALSO: I am closing out some current t-shirt and print designs. Please check [...]
Ovipositor Shirts ONLY $11!!! Last Chance Probably Forever!!! “The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! HEY! Here’s a dumb thing I thought of on the couch last night. Heading off to see Bridesmaids with Josh. I hear it’s really good. Like sort [...]
EWOK STAAAAAARRREEEEEE!!! If you preordered HE Book 2, please read the updated shipping times on THIS PAGE. I’m heading out this morning to talk to a local high school art class about making comics. I think it’s part of the D.A.R.E. program. Drawing dicks Always Rapes Eyeballs or some such. Please enjoy this Fancy Photo-Comic featuring [...]
La Mujer Gato y El Luchador Mal
by Joel on January 20, 2011 at 12:02 amThere is a new HE Podcast. Download episode 77! You can still order Ultimate Fancy Editions of HE Book 2 AND get your name in the book until I tell you otherwise. Could be a few more days, or longer. Not Sure Yet. There are about 30 left and selling them ALL is super important [...]
READ READ READ READ: This is your LAST WEEK to order an Ultimate Fancy Edition of Book 2 AND get your name in the book. Files go to the printer on January 15th. After that you will still be able to order a UFE but you will NOT necessarily be listed in the book on the Fancy [...]
I’m fairly certain “Batman and Robin” was never actually unleashed on the public in 1080p super-crisp-bat-nipple-ocular-assault format, but the possibility alone is enough to make me wear a welder’s mask at all times. If you are foolish enough to watch “BatNips” please do so through an appropriate Rifftrax filter. I honestly thought I would never [...]








