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The producers of the Harry Potter movie franchise made Tom Felton stay inhumanly blond and inconceivably pale for nearly half his life in order to better serve his character. Though he is now allowed to have his natural hair color and get a little sun, the darkness instilled in him by playing Draco Malfoy for so long has consumed his very soul beyond restoration. He is an agent of pure evil. He’s also a bit of a prissy twat. It is up to Daniel Radcliffe to kill him now. Neither can live while the other survives.
"It burrrrrnssssss ussss!"
Tom kind of has a Gollum look going on.
James Marsters had to go through the same thing during his Spike days; after the show ended he went on UK tv and got his head shaved: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP3Hb8C6urc
Does Felton even know what his natural hair color is? Do I care?
Aww, I quite like Tom. He's always been very sweet and quite funny on the shows I've seen him on. He was on 8 Out Of 10 Cats (a comedy panel show) and I ended up quite liking him.
Back on topic: Do you reckon he'll properly rebel and end up looking like someone from Jersey Shore?
A few months ago, MTV had him and the trio do their best American accents with "American" phrases. Felton looked so happy as he got to say, "Twilight Sucks".
Wait, he's English right? I thought they were naturally pasty white.
He's probably got enough money to import some sunlight from the Seychelles or Ibiza…