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Guys, it is seriously not that bad. We are all up to our eyeballs in freaking skulls here! We’re motherfucking skull-rich! I am going to stand on top of this burned out husk of an SUV and make it rain skulls all over your face. Then we can all go under that bombed overpass and get dry, calloused tugjobs from other dehydrated, starving, desperate shells of former humanity! Then we can… wait, what? All those people were shot and/or set on fire by Hunter Killers like seven minutes ago? No sweat, post apocalyp-bros! We’ll just move this party to the abandoned mine shaft where we dump the hundred and hundreds of dead bodies we come upon every day! PARTYPARTYPARTY!

I have to admit though, we can’t carry on like this forever. The plentitude of bleached skulls is going to lead to inflation and eventually total economic collapse. You’ll know it’s getting bad when the same rub out/possum hot dog combo deal you used to pay two skulls for now goes for thirty. And I’m not talking child skulls either. I mean thirty full sized man skulls! It’s like the machines think they have a license to print skulls.

COMMENTERS: Let’s keep looking on the bright side of this whole Judgement Day thing. What else would be a positive outcome from the machine-ocalypse?

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  1. My guess before I clicked on "Comments" was that it would be four comments in before someone got all pedantic and pointed out that German for "sub-dogs" or "underdogs" would be "underhunden", but I guess I was wrong.

    You have to admit, absolute and unswerving denial would be a pretty good way of coping with TEOTWAWKI, for as long as it lasted. No matter how many C.H.U.D.s violated your personal openings before eating you one limb at a time, you'd still die happy!

  2. Did they even show the old "Underdog" cartoons in Germany?

    But seriously, the most likely scenario for the Robot Uprising is for their advanced intelligence to figure out that we are doing a good enough job destroying ourselves and they only had to sit back and wait a few years.

  3. The best part of the robo-pocalypse (or, robocalypse) would have to be the increased quality of television. Seriously, watching burning garbage in the hollowed out frame of a TV is far superior to anything with a Kardashian in it.

  4. In our horrible, post-apocalyptic future, gasoline won't be $4 a galon anymore!

    Clean drinking water, on the other hand, will easily be 100 skulls a liter. (Yes, that's another consequence of apocalypse: we'll all have to use the metric system.)

    • the price of water doesnt take into account that you have to drink the water out of a skull. I guess you get to turn that skull in for a deposit.

  5. I would say the bright side of the machines taking over… for Homer Simpson it would be that the toaster would finally stop laughing at him. Sure, he's dead, but the toaster is no longer laughing.

    I think my bright side would be no longer having to pay my damn electric bill to keep the stupid things running. "Hey, you don't like the fuel I'm feeding you? Fucking leave, then!" Sure it would suck surviving by candlelight and hand-sewing everything, but… at least I'm not paying the electric bill.
    How is it that the electric bill is the SAME PRICE in February as every single other month with more days?

  6. Oh, man. I bet aside from water, lube for a good handy has the highest skull exchange rate. I mean, you want HOW many skulls for that astro glide? Unbe-freakin-leavable.

    Not even worth it, brother. We're not *made* of skulls. (Well, unless you count our heads, I guess. And the machines probably do.)

    • I think I saw an ad about that recently with Robert Wagner. Although while he was talking, he was just walking around with his skull in his head! Like, if it's so great, Bob, how come you're not in on it?

  7. Have you a ammased more skulls then you know what to do with?
    Has your junk been worn off by radiation and abrasive hand jobs?
    Why not buils a Skull Throne!

    Skull thrones, not just for blood gods anymore!

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