2014-09-24-momentum

Momentum

2014-09-24-momentum

I might have already written about this story here, but a little over a decade ago I saw a dude refuse to leave a customer service line at Walmart the day after Christmas until they agreed to refund him for a dozen or so bottles of perfume that were NOT purchased at Walmart. It was […]

2014-09-19-better-the-dirt-devil-you-know

Better The Dirt Devil You Know

2014-09-19-better-the-dirt-devil-you-know

COMMENTERS: You already know Eli’s. What is YOUR “mating call.” Alternately, what is the “song of your people.” When my Patreon reaches $2000/month I’m going to release a new podcast where upon I interview my 7 years old daughter as she reads through the Harry Potter series. It’s called Potter And Daughter and it’s awesomefreakinadorableashell! […]

2014-09-17-gross-up-close

Gross Up Close

2014-09-17-gross-up-close

My friend Kris, got me a present. Two presents actually. The first was a USB microscope. He had seen how much I enjoyed playing with his: (putting it on my keyboard to see all the weird gunk and hairs and garbage that sits undetected between the keys and the cavities beneath them, seeing how nothing in this […]

2014-09-15-no-fate-but-what-we-make

No Fate But What We Make

2014-09-15-no-fate-but-what-we-make

Better we teach our children to fear the machines, before the machines teach them for us. Do you think Sarah Connor told little John bedtime stories about princesses and teddy bears? Only if those princesses were being eviscerated by Hunter Killers and those teddy bears we sitting on top of a pile of bleached skulls! […]

2014-09-12-i-was-working-in-the-lab-late-one-night

I Was Working In The Lab, Late One Night

2014-09-12-i-was-working-in-the-lab-late-one-night

When my Patreon reaches $2000/month I’m going to release a new podcast where upon I interview my 7 years old daughter as she reads through the Harry Potter series. It’s called Potter And Daughter and it’s awesomefreakinadorableashell! More details HERE. Calling all Whovians with holes in their ears! Just look at these Dalek earrings my wife […]