Posts Tagged ‘the internet’

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You Ain’t Got To Lie, Craig

by Joel on March 14, 2012 at 3:26 am
Posted In: Comics
You're probably saying, 'Where's the broken glass?! If they flew IN the window there would be broken glass IN the house!' Well guess what, dummy? They flew IN a different window and OUT that one. Also pterodactyls eat glass.

NEWT FOR PRESIDENT!!! GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!!! I wish there was even an ounce of exaggeration in this comic. Of the last 20 things I’ve sold on Craigslist the other party has flaked out with no reply or response of any kind at least 15 times. Some of them have gone so far as to schedule a [...]

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A Lament For Language

by Joel on February 4, 2012 at 3:45 pm
Posted In: Lo-FiJINKS
I crochet custom iPhone coozies with funny Twimps from Twimpus and sell them on Fartzo.

NEWT FOR PRESIDENT!!! GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!!! I’m not saying the Internet is making us more stupid. On the contrary. It’s just making us SOUND more stupid. Now if you will pardon me, I have to go update my Frangbo. COMMENTERS: Have you ever found yourself uttering an Internet-born word or phrase with complete [...]

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Events Both Contemporary and Relevant

by Joel on October 8, 2011 at 2:46 am
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
Wellingopolis is survived by his wife Valendora, his mistress Barnzebel and his bastard son Nedlin, of whom he often said, 'That boy has no head for brushes. He will be the ruination of us all.'

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] In other, more shocking news, there is still a thing called Napster. This comic was unwittingly co-written/co-tweeted by Josh A. Cagan, a writer who hails from Satan’s very bosom, L.A. We were introduced by Wil Wheaton at w00tstock SDCC this year and [...]

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Bonus Comic For Fans Of The @Nerdist Podcast

by Joel on August 26, 2011 at 12:48 pm
Posted In: Blog

I enjoy me some Nerdist Podcast, so while listening to Chris Hardwick lament about a topsy turvy world where no one but himself knew what cottage cheese was, I was inspired to make this comic. WARNING: This comic makes MUCH more sense if  you have listened to Nerdist Podcast Episode #114, which is why it’s [...]

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The Importance Of Seeing Ernest

by Joel on June 20, 2011 at 4:24 am
Posted In: Comics
Hey Vern, It's Ernest! I just woke up in a hotel bathtub full of ice with a phone taped to my hand!

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. STORE NEWS: The HijiNKS ENSUE Store is closed for a few weeks so I can make some big, exciting changes. [READ MORE HERE] In the meantime you can still get shirts from Sharksplode and [...]

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A Bit Of Confusion

by Joel on June 10, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
Pardon me, good madame. But, how many of these Bitted Coins do you require in exchange for a 'reached around' sex?

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. BIG NEWS! The HijiNKS ENSUE Store will be shutting down for a while so I can make some big exciting changes. If there is a shirt you want, and you DON’T WANT to [...]

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With Fans Like These…

by Joel on April 25, 2011 at 7:39 pm
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
Josh also pulls this stunt on bearkskinrug.co.uk, canyoubearit.yes.yesican.edu and bearsareendangered.becauseimkillingthem.withmydick.gov

“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! NEW HE PODCAST – Episode 83 “Ass Merkins” UPDATE 4/28/11: Some of you are upset that I’ve taken this position. Let me assure you that I wasn’t trying to just jump on the “hate Scott [...]

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Organizational Levels

by Joel on April 14, 2011 at 10:29 pm
Posted In: Comics
If you achieve Admiral Wheaton's Elite Space Wizard Status in under 7 days, you are promoted to High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock First Class and put on 24 hours death watch.

If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! Groverfield T-Shirt and MORE in the HijiNKS ENSUE STORE! Thanks to a little RT bump from Admiral Wheaton himself I crossed 5000 followers on Twitter last night. The comic above was inspired by the tweets that followed my little milestone, which [...]

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The Captain’s Prerogative

by Joel on February 28, 2011 at 4:30 am
Posted In: Comics
O Captain! My Captain! Here is your sandwich! I asked them to go easy on the dressing, but I don't think they did! They just sort of squeeze it on there as hard as they can, no matter what you say!

AND MY AXE! MEEEEDLY MEEEEEDLY SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ALL NEW REDESIGNED “AND MY AXE” SHIRTS ARE IN THE STORE! Last chance for Ladies Heather Grey “And My Axe” shirts! NEW HE Podcast in which we discuss the possibility of Nathan Fillion buying Firefly. OMG EMERALD CITY COMICON IS THIS WEEKEND!!! It is by far my favorite show [...]

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This Is What You Get

by Joel on February 21, 2011 at 6:40 am
Posted In: Comics
For another $14 you get a handful of Fritos corn chips, a set of left-handed banjo strings, a Barnes and Noble gift card with a zero balance, an in-store promotional laserdisc from Circuit City cira 1997, the audiobook of the novelization of 'Step Up 3D' as read by Sir Ian McKellan, and most of a sandwich.

Sharktopus Vs. DinoVampire Vs. CyberYeti! The Science Fiction TV-Movie Title Generator Shirt!!! I posted a “Friday” comic yesterday. If you missed it, HERE it is. Radiohead are calling their nontraditional bundling of “things” and “stuff” with their new record the world’s first “Newspaper Album.” I have no idea what that title is supposed to represent, [...]

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