Doctor, It Hurts When You Do This.

Doctor, It Hurts When You Do This.

Update 09-03-14: I am frantically trying to update/backdate new comics so there are 4 a week for every week since I got back from Toronto. Teaching kids to deal with and even anticipate disappointment is tough. Teaching them that certain humans called “Genre...
After Con Special

After Con Special

Update 09-03-14: I am frantically trying to update/backdate new comics so there are 4 a week for every week since I got back from Toronto. Inevitably, I always miss something important when I’m out of town. I missed my daughter’s first day of kindergarten...
Denver Comic Con 2014 Fancy Sketches

Denver Comic Con 2014 Fancy Sketches

Dearest Fancy Bastards, if you enjoy this comic, please check out my store, my shirts on Sharksplode, and my wife’s geeky jewelry on Etsy. It would help us out a great deal. Thanks for coming out to see me in Denver last weekend (even though you were actually...
Emerald City Comicon 2014 Fancy Sketches

Emerald City Comicon 2014 Fancy Sketches

Oh sweet merciful crapbastards, Seattle, you are always so good to me. I am on an airplane (the kind in the sky) right now, so please enjoy these convention sketches in lieu of a comic update today. I had an amazing time with my wonderful friends and was, once again,...
The Face Of D’oh!

The Face Of D’oh!

As you determine where to spend your hard earned monies this holiday season, might I suggest these fine establishments? The HijiNKS ENSUE Store: Books, Prints, Posters, T-Shirts and more by yours truly! Sharksplode: Geeky T-Shirts by me and Wil Wheaton, made to order!...
Toronto Fan Expo 2013 Fancy Sketches

Toronto Fan Expo 2013 Fancy Sketches

Soory I had a good time in Toronto, eh? I accomplished all of my goals. I attended Fan Expo and spoke to some nice northern Fancy Bastards, I ate 100% of Toronto’s meat supply at Korean Grill House (my actual favorite restaurant in all of the world), I wrote a...
J’accuse!

J’accuse!

I will be at Fan Expo Canada in Toronto this weekend with Blind Ferret and Randy Milholland of of Something*Positive. I will be at booth #844. More info HERE. Sorry for the lack of comics last week. School starts for Kiddo next week, so last week I took my family on a...
Passive. Aggressive.

Passive. Aggressive.

The HijiNKS ENSUE Store is all new looking and such, and all ladies shirts are $5 off!   I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream is gone from me. It’s hard not to take it personally when you have such a specific plan for your favorite geeky movie or show and...
A Doctor’s Dozen

A Doctor’s Dozen

The HijiNKS ENSUE Store is all new looking and such, and all ladies shirts are $5 off!  It’s hard to mature and mellow out about nitpicky geek stuff (like who’s playing “Who”), and just let events unfold naturally when you’ve publicly...
Conclave

Conclave

Apparently my finger is squarely on the twin pulses of the 12th Doctor casting situation, because when I stared into the untempered Vortex and asked myself who the next Doctor should be the very first name that came to mind was the unpronouncable one belonging to...
Phoenix Comicon 2013 Fancy Sketches Part 2

Phoenix Comicon 2013 Fancy Sketches Part 2

Go to my store. I promise there is something there you will enjoy owning. In turn, I will enjoy owning your money. Hey hey! It’s part 2 in my 2 part series of 2 sets of Fancy Sketches from 1 Phoenix Comicon! This set indirectly stars my friend John Scalzi, who...
Phoenix Comicon 2013 Fancy Sketches Part 1

Phoenix Comicon 2013 Fancy Sketches Part 1

The Phoenix Phancy Bastards had some excellent sketch requests this year. Here’s part 1 of a 2 part collection of my favorites. Looks like Gallifrey Comicon might not be too far away since we just discovered Gallifrey. COMMENTERS: Speaking of Gallifrey Comicon,...
Avert Your Eyes

Avert Your Eyes

True story. Two true stories, actually, and both come from this year’s Calgary Expo. I did see John Barrowman  (Doctor Who, Arrow, the concept of human beauty, etc) at the Calgary Airport, and I DID lose one of my senses. It wasn’t my sight, however....
Emerald City Comicon 2013 Fancy Sketches

Emerald City Comicon 2013 Fancy Sketches

Despite being sick with a cold and feeling like a burlap sack full of gravel and crap all weekend, Emerald City Comicon was still (as always) a fantastically fun and rewarding experience. Any other show and I might have let my illness dampen my spirits but the...
For Every Action There Is A Redaction

For Every Action There Is A Redaction

CRUISE FUNDRAISER UPDATE: 98/100 prints are sold!  Only 2 prints remain! I am expecting delivery of the prints any day now and they’ll start shipping as soon as they arrive. I made a new eBook/iBook! It’s called “Sorry I Ruined Your Book Vol....
The Day After Yesterday

The Day After Yesterday

CRUISE FUNDRAISER [UPDATE 01/04/13]: 96/100 prints are sold and it would be great to sell that last few  remaining prints before the the cruise. I am also going to leave up the additional prints and print packs for sale until probably February in case you want to get...
The Spiffiest Time And Space Man

The Spiffiest Time And Space Man

ME AND WIL MADE A NEW SHIRT HOLY CRAP I LOVE IT! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE READ THE QUICK NEWS ITEMS BELOW: FANCY SKETCHES: If you ordered a Fancy Sketch and haven’t received it, good news! It’s in the mail. All 120ish Fancy Sketches are out the door. The image...
Rory Hears A Who And Hatches The Cube

Rory Hears A Who And Hatches The Cube

Do you want a freaking t-shirt of this comic?! I CAN HELP! Do you want a print instead? BINGO-BANGO!  This comic started as a Fancy Sketch Drive sketch request from Fancy Bastard Erin H. I posted the sketch on Twitter and TWITTER WENT UNSANE with favs and retweets. I...
The Perils Of Companionship

The Perils Of Companionship

Here are some things:  People have asked for a print or poster of the Sesame Street comic. You can click “Buy a Print” under any comic and get a very nice, high quality print mailed to you in regular or gigant-o-size. Here is a new Lofi Comic about doing...
Predator Vs. Aliens

Predator Vs. Aliens

HijiNKS ENSUE PODCAST Episode 87 “ZombieWhatever.com” is live! COMMENTERS: Did you like the first two episodes of this season of Doctor Who? PLEASE NO SPOILERS IF YOU KNOW THE ACTUAL ANSWER TO THE NEXT QUESTION!!! How do you suppose they are going to work...
Toronto Fan Expo 2012 Fancy Sketches

Toronto Fan Expo 2012 Fancy Sketches

This weekend I’ll be at Dallas Animefest with Rob from Explosm. We’ll be in the dealer room, terrified of glomping cat-girls and Sailor Bubbas alike. I’ll have both HE Books, Prints, sketch cards, “Grammar Dalek” Shirts and “The...

Grammar Dalek Shirts Plus New Fighting Time Lords Shirts!

GRAMMAR DALEK SHIRTS ARE HERE!  The preorder starts today. There is also a new version of the Fighting Time Lords shirt (created by me and Wil Wheaton) up for preorder. It is moving from Sharksplode to my Blind Ferret store so that we’ll be able to bring them to...
SDCC 2012 Fancy Sketches

SDCC 2012 Fancy Sketches

I am still recuperating from SDCC. I will resume drawing Fancy Sketch Drive sketches this week, and start mailing them out as they are finished. There were almost 60 ordered so it’s going to take me a while. I appreciate your patience. I have a guest comic up at...
Phoenix Comicon 2012 Fancy Sketches

Phoenix Comicon 2012 Fancy Sketches

Once again Phoenix Comicon was a fantastic success. Next to Emerald City in Seattle, it is my second favorite US show. Thank you to everyone that came out and got a t-shirt, a book, a sketch or just said hi. The Phoenix Phancy Bastards (fancy withe a PH) also REALLY...
Dallas Comic Con 2012 Fancy Sketches

Dallas Comic Con 2012 Fancy Sketches

Dallas Comic Con and I have always been at odds. I resent it for being so close to my home and yet such a poorly organized, terribly mismanaged convention, and it resents me for being alive apparently. Don’t get me wrong, all of the fans I talked to (all...
Calgary Expo 2012 Fancy Photo Comic Part 2

Calgary Expo 2012 Fancy Photo Comic Part 2

Guys, I fully understand that we ARE going to be destroyed by a terror from beyond the stars. I’m OK with that. All I ask is that our destroyer be a cutey-wooty snuggley button of doom. I feel like it’s a reasonable request. Wil Wheaton and I got excited...
Don’t Be That Guy

Don’t Be That Guy

UPDATE: There’s now a shirt inspired by this comic in the HE Store! Did you know I have published two books of my comics containing NEW COMMENTARY for absolutely every comic, embarrassing stuff I drew in middle school and high school, and LOTS more extras that...
C2E2 2012 Fancy Sketches

C2E2 2012 Fancy Sketches

Please enjoy these sketches I did for some Fancy Bastards at C2E2 in Chicago last weekend. I would like to eventually collect all my my convention sketches and artist edition books sketches into an eBook and call it “I’m Sorry I Ruined Your Book.”...
Guest Comic By Brian Patterson Of D20 Monkey

Guest Comic By Brian Patterson Of D20 Monkey

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt!  Since I am packing and print-making and prepping for C2E2, Brian Patterson was kind enough to provide you with an illustrated funny-time concerning role playing, Time Lords and...
Emerald City Comicon 2012 Fancy Sketches

Emerald City Comicon 2012 Fancy Sketches

HOLY CRAPBASTARDS! ME AND WIL MADE “THE CODE” INTO A SHIRT!!! Get it now @ Sharksplode! Scan it. It really works! When a Fancy Bastard at Emerald City Comicon walked up, dropped some delicious monies in my cup and said, “Can you draw Wil Wheaton...
JoCo Cruise Crazy 2 Fancy Photo Comic Part 4

JoCo Cruise Crazy 2 Fancy Photo Comic Part 4

EWOK STAAAAAAAAARE!!!!! My “2 or 3 JoCo Cruise Crazy Photo Comics” plan has evolved into a “stop when you run out of photos” plan. Luckily, I am nearly out of photos. I have one more proper Fancy Photo Comic planned for tomorrow and perhaps a...
Guest Comic By Lar deSouza

Guest Comic By Lar deSouza

Nothing says, “I bought you some stuff from the Internet,” like buying people stuff from the Internet.  JoCo Cruise Crazy II guest week starts now! I will be on a boat all week with about half of the Internet and a dozen or so of my close friends and at...
Somewhere In Time And Relative Dimension In Space

Somewhere In Time And Relative Dimension In Space

  Just before The Doctor saves the planet, that bitch Harriet Jones jerks it out from under him. ARRRRRRRGH! I owe a lot to Mystery Science Theater 3000. In all honesty I owe my job to that show. I didn’t realize it at the time, but every episode of MST3K I...
The Boy Who Waited

The Boy Who Waited

Nothing says, “I bought you some stuff from the Internet,” like buying people stuff from the Internet.  Me, Randy Milholland, David Willis, Danielle Corsetto, Jeph Jaques, Rob Denbleyker and MORE will be at the Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage...
The State Of The Universe

The State Of The Universe

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! No, really. Specifically FOR YOU. [Sorry, non-Doctor Who fans. This one doesn’t make any sense to you.] The Whitehouse’s official stance on aliens, UFO’s and...
Austin Comic Con 2011 Fancy Photo Comic

Austin Comic Con 2011 Fancy Photo Comic

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! No, really. Specifically FOR YOU. [Since I was unable to make comics during Austin Comic Con, I am backdating a few LoFi’s and a photo comic in the archive as not to...
Guest Comic By Randal Milholland Of Something*Positive

Guest Comic By Randal Milholland Of Something*Positive

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our Gallifrey University Fighting Time Lords Shirt which you can purchase now over at Sharksplode. NYCC Guest Week refuses to submit! Its will is too strong! I am at New York Comic-Con with Blind Ferret at...
The Future Imperfect

The Future Imperfect

This weekend, on one of our rare, child-free nights my wife and I drove downtown to see Josh and his husband Jeff for dinner and movies. They live in a very nice neighborhood full of affluent types with fancy homes that just so happens to be about 40 feet away from...
Accepting WHO I Am

Accepting WHO I Am

I’ve felt this change coming for a long time and “Let’s Kill Hitler” finally pushed me over the edge. Matt Smith is my favorite Doctor. It’s not JUST him, it’s the whole show really. I guess I should rephrase and say “Matt...
One Louder

One Louder

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! Where can you go from there? Where? No where? Exactly. Hooray for making comics with multiple obscure seemingly unrelated references that exactly not quite 5% of you will get [Kermit Arms]!!! This one has...
Baltimore Comic-Con 2011 Fancy Sketches

Baltimore Comic-Con 2011 Fancy Sketches

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this Three Wheaton Moon shirt. You can buy it! Then you can wear it! Only two steps to total geeky happiness? Sign me up! Baltimore comic-con was a blast, and not the kind where I get shot in the chest and die in my...
SDCC 2011 Fancy Sketches

SDCC 2011 Fancy Sketches

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS BACK!!! The newly relaunched HE Store is up and running over at Blind Ferret. Please go check it out and maybe buy a book or a shirt or something. Shirts will begin shipping soon, now that we are all back from Comic-Con. I am still...
Porta-John Smith

Porta-John Smith

UPDATE 9/23/13: This comic is now a shirt over at Sharksplode!  STORE NEWS! The HijiNKS ENSUE Store will be shutting down for a few weeks so I can make some big, exciting changes. [READ MORE HERE] If there is a shirt you want, and you DON’T WANT to wait until...
The Ivy-Wivey League

The Ivy-Wivey League

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! This comic is inspired by our Gallifrey University Fighting Time Lords Shirt which you can purchase now over at Sharksplode. You can read more about it on Wheaton’s Tumblr and the Sharksplode Blogsplode. Splode....
TCAF 2011 Fancy Sketches Part 1

TCAF 2011 Fancy Sketches Part 1

Still decompressing from my trip to Toronto for TCAF 2011. If you missed part 1 of my TCAF sketches you can see it HERE [even if you didn’t miss it, I updated the coloring and added the alt-text so go check it out again]. Canada was kind to me, and I expect a...
TCAF 2011 Fancy Sketches Part 1

TCAF 2011 Fancy Sketches Part 1

TCAF was so much fun. Thank you Toronto! Getting on a plane now. I’ll post another round of sketches tomorrow and do some photo comics after that. Watch out for moose-vipers. ~Joel “The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last...
Something Blue

Something Blue

“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! NEW HE PODCAST – Episode 83 “Ass Merkins” Please enjoy this comic sans any sort of commentary or post regarding a...
The Ballerina And The Marmoset

The Ballerina And The Marmoset

“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! NEW HE PODCAST – Episode 83 “Ass Merkins” I will save commenting on the Doctor Who season premiere, “The...
You’re The Last Of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown

You’re The Last Of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown

UPDATE: THE SHIRTS ARE HERE!!! If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! I scoured the Internet, positive that someone had already done this. How, in the grand scheme of pop-culture references, had no one ever put these two ideas together?...
Afraid Of The Future

Afraid Of The Future

If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! The Chinese government has banned movies and TV shows that depict time travel. They did this presumably in order to prevent filmakers from depicting people traveling back to feudal China and realizes it...