DALLAS AREA FANCY BASTARDS: Come see me at Star Trek Fan Days this weekend (October 23rd – 24th) in Plano, TX. Riker, Data, Worf, Doc Brown, Draco Malfoy, and Captain Kirk will be there! More info HERE.
Flip You Melon Farmer! The “Edited For Content” mug on up for sale NOW!
The Laser Defense Grid App (released by ZingoZany Mobile, a division of The NSA) requires at least an iPhone 3Gs running OS 4.1 and is available in The App Store now. Download it or we’re all going to die.
I know the cover story is that Obama met with the Mythbusters as part of the Whitehouse Science Fair and to film a segment for an upcoming Mythbusters episode, but you know somewhere in the Oval Office desk is a tattered piece of legal paper that says:
Barry’s List Of Things to Do Before I Die
- Be a lawyer [X]
- Get smoking hot wife [X]
- Illinois Senator or at least owner of the White Sox [X]
- Get elected first black President of USA [X]
- [added 3/16/2005] Become honorary Mythbuster/ press button to blow up a limo or something [X]
- [added 4/28/2010] Become friends with Lady Gaga [ ]
As for why he met with Steve Jobs I can only assume that there is actually an extinction level event around the corner and Obama wants to get that Verizon iPhone 4 before he takes his place in one of the arks high in the Himalayas that will safely allow 100,000 of our smartest and wealthiest humans to ride out the apocalypse. He might even get Jonathan Ive to design a stylish, brush aluminum test tube to store giraffe DNA.
He rejects your reality and substitutes his own.
Also, is he missing an eyebrow?
Governor of Illinois?
If he was governor of Illinois, then he would be currently in the big house somewhere, not the white house.
Illinois Department of Corrections: Come see the new gubernatorial wing at the pen!
Here's hoping that it's the Cement Truck Onesplosion, not iD4!
He wants them to give Archimedes' Death Ray a third try? That means… he's looking for an eco-friendly weapon of mass destruction!
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my professional opinion that now is the time to PANIC!
Lawl, "moon wine."
I also like that the food box is just as big as the porn box.
And I'm pretty sure that the food box is entirely filled with bacon. I'm surprised it isn't simply labeled as "bacon."
its actually just filled with more porn.
Ah, I should've know. Glad to see Josh is so well prepared for the end of the world.
I'm actually gonna call bullshit here, my massive porn stash is all on the NAS at home and is streamable anywhere in the world via my iPad. Because that's important.
i read that as a drunkenly lettered "MOON SHINE" with the "S" and half the "H" hidden. (Drunkenly lettered by the character Josh, not by the artist.)
Could be "Moon Swine", knowing Josh's pork habit..
"Moon Swine" – The other little green meat.