Posts Tagged ‘steve jobs’

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Unhitched

by Joel on December 16, 2011 at 8:49 pm
Posted In: Comics
Get it? Because after death there isn't even nothingness, because being able to experience nothingness would imply that you were still something! HAHAHAHAHAH! Also the baby in the top hat represents Big Oil.

Buy my book. Buy my book. BUY MY BOOK! Why is Joel reading a newspaper?  Perhaps you remember the treatment that Steve Jobs, a Buddhist, had at the hands of the editorial cartoonists of America. Yesterday, upon learning of Christopher Hitchens’ untimely death, my friend Josh Cagan commented via twitter: “That sound you hear is every [...]

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Guest Comic By Alina Pete of Weregeek

by Joel on October 17, 2011 at 12:01 am
Posted In: Comics
I believe his given name is Alan Fucking Moore, but let's not get bogged down with semantics.

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] NYCC Guest Week concludes all over your face! Massive impact crater! EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT! Thanks to all the Fancy Bastards that came out to NYCC. Since I am writing this the night before I leave for New York, I am assuming that [...]

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Here’s To The Crazy One, The Misfit, The Rebel, The Troublemaker…

by Joel on October 6, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Posted In: Comics
One more thing, Steve. Thanks.

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] When Steve Jobs stepped down as CEO of Apple, I made a comic about it and wrote a post about the impact Steve has has on my life and the world at large. I felt weird writing about him like he was [...]

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The Macchanal

by Joel on September 10, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
And with his privileged nerd entitlement rage satiated, Josh took his three new computers home (having thrown the old one from his moving car), set them up in a row at the edge of his bed, and pleasured himself horribly to three different simultaneous pornographies. Elsewhere in the world, a starving child was eaten by flies.

The HIJINKS ENSUE STORE Is where you can buy stuff that I made! It supports me and my family and keeps this littler operation going. I keep trying to find a way to honestly call this a “mostly true” story, but my integrity won’t let me. It’s a completely true story. When Josh told me his [...]

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The iLluminati

by Joel on August 26, 2011 at 4:23 pm
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
Voice print authorization: Agent Cooper - AKA Agent Silvermane, AKA SnowFox, AKA Young Blue Eyes, AKA Agent Gigglepants

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! OMG you guys, Apple totally wants to go steady with Tim Cook! Brenda told Gina and Gina told Stephanie H. that after study hall, Apple is going to give Tim Cook a million shares of their company valued at nearly 400 million dollars [...]

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iWish iKnew How To Force Quit You

by Joel on August 24, 2011 at 1:33 am
Posted In: Comics
Alternate Comic: Steve Jobs as Roy Batty from Blade Runner, 'iWant iLife, Fucker.'

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! Time to retire his black turtleneck into the rafters. I honestly feel that Steve Jobs, and his singular vision for his company, have done more to increase the acceptance of technology by the general public and the integration of that technology into our [...]

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Genius Barred

by Joel on July 29, 2011 at 2:47 pm
Posted In: Comics
Me Chinese. Me play joke. Me put... wait, why am I talking like a cartoon caveman? Anyway, I peed in your computer.

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS BACK!!! The newly relaunched HE Store is up and running over at Blind Ferret. Please go check it out and maybe buy a book or a shirt or something. Shirts will begin shipping soon, now that we are all back from Comic-Con. Today’s comic is a super special crossover event [...]

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The Cuptertino Diet

by Joel on March 3, 2011 at 12:27 am
Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS
Does my iPad look fat? Seriously, you can tell me. It's those last 5 millimeters that are always the hardest to lose.

MEEEEDLY MEEEEEDLY SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ALL NEW REDESIGNED “AND MY AXE” SHIRTS ARE IN THE STORE! NEW HE Podcast Episode 80: Medium Seabiscuit [or is it Sexbiscuit?] OMG EMERALD CITY COMICON IS RIGHT NOW [starting Friday]!!! Come see me and Angela at booth 307. CONVENTION UPDATE: I will be at The Toronto Comics And Arts Festival May [...]

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We’re Calling This One Busted

by Joel on October 22, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Posted In: Comics
Oh sorry, I was't listening. It's just these birds... these birds are wicked angry.

DALLAS AREA FANCY BASTARDS: Come see me at Star Trek Fan Days this weekend (October 23rd – 24th) in Plano, TX. Riker, Data, Worf, Doc Brown, Draco Malfoy, and Captain Kirk will be there! More info HERE. Flip You Melon Farmer! The “Edited For Content” mug on up for sale NOW! The Laser Defense Grid [...]

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First World Problems

by Joel on July 16, 2010 at 6:32 am
Posted In: Comics
Boom, bitches. I'm out.

<sarcasm>My heart really goes out to everyone who bought a brand new magical internet computer phone and isn’t 100% satisfied with their purchase. Sometimes life just takes a shit right on your face, doesn’t it?. It’s like you’re a helpless little seagull and the universe is just this unfathomable geyser of foul, viscous sludge that’s [...]

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