“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic]
Eventually they release a Zoo movie called W3 Bough7 4 2oo, but no one can tell if it’s a prequel or a sequel. It stars Vin Diesel.
This doesn’t qualify as an actual Wheaton comic dare, since Wheaton merely suggested I do something I was already going to do and did not invoke the “DARE” command. Our relationship is complex and rife with arbitrary rules.
I’m sure We Bought A Zoo is a fine film about a man that probably buys a zoo, and in fixing up the zoo realizes he is actually fixing himself, or is family or whatever. That said, I had a ridiculous amount of fun dreaming up sequels for it on Twitter a few nights ago. Here are some of my favorites:
We Bought Zoo 2: We Just Can’t Stop Buying Zoos
We Bought A Zoo 2: I’m Going To Flip This Zoo After The Market Rebounds
We Bought A Zoo Too: Who’s Going To Fock All These Zebras? (a sequel to panel 2 above)
We Bought A Zoo Too: A Kangaroo Ate Robin Williams. Fock This Zoo. (a sequel to THAT sequel to panel 2 above)
We Bought a Zoo 3: You Bought ANOTHER Fucking Zoo?! God Damn It. (via @southworth)
We Bought a Zoo 3: There aren’t even 3 zoos within driving distance! We have lost everything to your zoo problem! EVERYTHING!
We Bought A Zoo 2: Zoolander 3
We Bought A Zoo 2: Clearly We Did Not Think This Through. There Is Puma Shit Everywhere And Most Of The Animals Have Died
Oui, Bought A Zoo: We Bought A Zoo in France (via @BillCorbett)
We Bought A Zoo 2: The Zoo Is Coming From Inside The House! Our House Is Literally A Zoo! No Joke! Stop Calling, We Are Closed!
COMMENTERS: Keep it going. Give me your Zooquel title. Alternately, assume the next Zooquel is an action movie and give me your worst zoo-related one liners.
It being holiday-type times and all, I thought I would mention that I have an Amazon wish list. It mostly consists of Blu-Rays right now, since I finally got a Blu-Ray player (mostly to more conveniently stream Netflix). So there’s that if you are interested. If you’d like to send a card or anything else for that matter, the mailing address is on the contact page.
We Bought a Zoo 3: Zoolander's Zoo for Animals that don't Zoo too good.
Do they get to learn to do other stuff good too?
WHY IS IT SO TINY?! IS IT A ZOO FOR ANTS?!!
"I’m sure We Bought A Zoo is a fine film about a man that probably buys a zoo, and in fixing up the zoo realizes he is actually fixing himself, or is family or whatever."
It's funny you put it that way, because the only line in "plot" when I looked it up on Wiki (not out until Friday, after all):
"A father whose life is falling apart purchases a run down zoo and finds as he rebuilds the zoo, he is also slowly rebuilding his own life."
Totally called it, man.
And apparently Kid Sam Winchester is his son.
We Bought a Zoo 16: I Went To The Zoo and All I Bought Was This Zoo.
“Honey I bought a Zoo then shrank it or blew it up or some damn thing”
Also, in panel 1 it says: “still have a more zoos than you”
We Bought a Zoo 2: Zoo Harder.
And the inevitable moneygrubbing crossover: We Bought A Zoo versus Aliens versus Freddy Krueger
That's Freddy ZOOger, thank you very much. Nightmare on Zoo Street.
Why do I now want to see this?
Zoo 2: Electric Fence Boogaloo.
(Not much of an effort, I'll admit)
I might actually pay to see We Bought A Zoo 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Can anyone extend the title?
Electric Boogazoo surely?
We Bought A Zoo Too: Zebra Insurrection (Starring Bruce Campbell)
Bruce (After killing a renegade Cheetah with a bomb tied to a dove): You're fast, but not faster than the speed of Dove.
We Bought A Zoo 2: That damned Army of the Twelve Monkeys let all the animals out of the first one. Now, as soon as I shake this cold…
We Bought A Zoo 2: Howda ya like 'dem apples?
Zooropa: The Music: With Crappy Bono Music: And All The Actors Get Injured
Zoo 3: Honey Badger Protocol?
And what in the name of FSM is that gazelle doing in the last panel??
We Bought a Zoo 2: Electric Zoogaloo
We Bought a Zoo 2: The Wrath of Shere Khan Damon gets to scream out "Conned!"
We Defaulted on our Zoo: Requiem for a Dream A tragic tale as a man loses himself as he loses his zoo and spirals into drug addiction.
WBaZ3: The Wild Hunt. Halloween release Damon now twisted and bitter uses his zoo to set up a variety of animal themed death traps in this Saw/ Hostel rip off
We Bought a Zoo 2: The Wrath of Shere Khan Damon gets to scream out "Conned!" – pure genius!
"We Bough a ZZoo: The ZZ Top Zoosical" – like Zooropa one, but with ZZ Top music.
"We Bought a Zoo 3: The Zoobastank Musical" – with music by Hoobastank
"Alvin and the Chipmunks Buy a Zoo: The Squeakzool"
Z2 – Judgement Hay
Zoo Two: Zoobalee Zoo Meets XuXu
Horton Buys A Zoo, Too
Wii Bought A Zoo: The Crappy Licensed Game By Nintendo
We Bought A Zoo 2: Based on he novel Push by Saphire
We Bought a Zoo 2: You Can't Handle the Zoo!
We Bought a Zoo 2: It's Full of Vegetarian Vampires
We Bought a Zoo 2: Say Hello To My Little Friend! He's an ocelot…
We Bought a Zoo 2 (remastered): Now with CG Zebras!
Unnecessary Zoooooooooooooom: The Wayne Campbell Project
We MADE a zoo with some good ol' genetic engineering!
Come see the gazelephants not running very fast, pandaroaches that breed like crazy in front of your eyes! Don't miss our prized octopoliticians that can grab eight times as much cash from your wallet as any regular old politician!
Zoo 2 3D: U2's Three-Two Zoo Boogaloo: U2 owns more zoos than you too! (A sequel to panel one)
Or how about:
Zoo 2: A Zoo for Who: I Bought a Zoo for Doctor Who (but he still won't return my calls)
Kris, THAT is totally awesome.
Zoosicle: The Musical
They might go with a series of unnumbered titles a la the James Bond franchise: Zooraker, The Zoo Who Loved Me, Octozoopussy, Zoo Royale, From Russia With Bears For the Zoo We Bought, You Only Buy a Zoo Twice, At Her Majesty's Secret Zoo, Buy a Zoo and Let Die, The Man With the Golden Zoo, A Zoo to a Kill, Licence to Buy a Zoo, The Zoo is Not Enough, Never Say Buy a Zoo Agin
Featuring Wil Wheaton as M Crusher and john de Lancie as Qoo.
Ghostbusters Zoo: the animals are dead, and that's how we like it
sidenote, no more dung, plenty of ectoplasm
Is the Japanese prequel called Zoo Zero or Zoo Prime? I can never remember…
That would be Neo Zoo Zoo Alpha Tenkaichi
Zoo Two, Jurassic Park 4: We Need More Goats!
"We Bought A Zoo 2: Electric Zoogaloo"
Think "Tron", but with animals…
"We Bought a Zune"
We Bought a Zoobilee Zoo II: The Electric Fence Company
We Bought a Zoo II: All Your Zoo Are Belong to Us
We Bought a Zoo Also
We Bought the Farm
We Bought a Circus: The Fellowship of the Ring
("We Bought a Serkis"? Get it? Har har har.)
We Sold the Zoo
unfortunately, i have to say that I don't like this comic. I don't exactly like how they set up the movie, either, because I actually read the book for a school assignment before I knew there was even a movie in the works.
In the book, (which was a memoir, not fiction) the boy was in elementary school when all of this happened (like kindergarten). from what I've seen so far, the book is so much better by comparison.
but I will say this, We Bought a Zoo 2: Twice the Zoos, Half the Entertainment Value
"unfortunately, i have to say that I don't like this comic."
Actually, you DON'T have to say that at all. No one asked and no one cares.
Really, it's better that he does say it. It's easier to identify the dickheads when they aren't trying to hide their dickheadery, after all…
Just so you know Joel. I was in hysterics in a restaurant reading this comic. Really like it.
I thought that same thing. Can't people just shut the fuck up?
All I have to say is "We Bought a 2oo: Legacy"
It doesn't matter how many sequels they make, the real zoo will always be in our hearts.
Snakes On A Plane To The Zoo (That We Bought)
Perhaps a Planet of the Apes crossover?
'We Bought a Zoo 2: Rise of the Apes'
The Zoo Thief. The story of a father and his son, who set out looking for the father's stolen zoo, so that he can keep his job (owning a zoo).
Zoo Fast, Zoo Furious
We Bought a Zoo 2: We brought a zoo to the dance floor, Ultimate Dubstep edition.
We bought a Zoo 5: ZOOTRON, FORM BLAZING ZOO
We Bought A Zoo 2: We Bought Arkham Asylum
“Joker’s Going to Zoo you too.”
We Bought Zoo 2: Beast Wars.
The Gorilla combines with a Semi.
We bought a Zooey: New Girl premieres January 6th on E4
Crossover starring Dustin Hoffman, Cuba Gooding Jr, and Rene Russo.
We Bought a Zoo 2: Someone Touched a Monkey, and Now We're All Bleeding From the Eyes.
Television spinoff: Law and Order :SVZOO
We bought a Zoo X: We lost our zoo to the bank.
We Bought a Zoo 2: Bud The C.H.U.D.
…and that's when the C.H.U.D.s came at me…
We Bought a Zoo 2: Zooception (The second zoo is inside the first one, it's confusing)
Zoo 2 – Wrath of the carnavores
The Call of Zoolhu
We Bought A Zoo 2 – Snakes on the Tram! Sam Jackson, as a tram driver, must battle to keep all of the muthafuckin' snakes off his muthafuckin' zoo tram.
Zoo 2 – We Bought a Floating Zoo. T-Pain and the boys from Lonely Island shoot a music video on a zoo built on a barge. Take a good hard look at the muthafuckin' zoo!
Zoo 2 – A Game of Zoos. The entire zoo is magically transported to Westeros and all of the animals are slain and reanimated by the Others. Can the family bridge the cultural gaps with the Night's Watch and help the Seven Kingdoms survive? Winter is Coming, and we're out of goat fodder …
We Bought a Zoo 2: Rise of the Wallabies
we bought a zoo 2: Zanesville, ohio . . . he buys zoo then frees the animals and kills himself. . . you know to keep with the true story aspect. . .i've been saying that ever since i first heard of the movie a week after that happened. . is that wrong?
The Curious Case of Buying a Zoo…..
We Bought a Zoo-ey Deschanel : Or how our generic boring while male protagonist finds love thanks to a lovely and fashionably adorkable girl (and a zoo).
So very adorkable.
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