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  1. I am wondering if your FedEx delivery guy reads Hijinks Ensue and suddenly realizes with a burst of retroactive fear what kind of death he just missed out on…

  2. I suppose the moral of this story is, when delivering iPhone, always hold the box off to one side, away from your body, rather than directly in front of yourself?

  3. I like to think that glass shard to the heart rendered him unconscious just before your hand was thrust through his face so he didn’t suffer. Though, of course, you probably severed his brain stem which would pretty much kill him instantly.

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