The Unsearchable Ones

The Unsearchable Ones

The HIJINKS ENSUE STORE Is where you can buy stuff that I made! It supports me and my family and keeps this little operation going. There are two lies in the above comic. 1) Josh would never “Bing” anything, and 2) The Apple Store would never deny Josh...
The Harsh Light Of Day

The Harsh Light Of Day

The Lil’ Wil Wheaton Plushie Pre-Sale IS NOW HERE in the HE Store. The ONLY way to make sure you get one by the holidays is to order during the pre-sale. They’re $19.95 + shipping. Buy one for you, one for a friend and one to customize with a little fez or...
What’s In The Box?!

What’s In The Box?!

UPDATE! Check out this new shirt I made: THE PENTAPPLEGRAM! There will probably be stickers as well in the future. Many of us more technologically inclined individuals have certain habbitual behaviors concerning the delivery, unboxing, first use and subsequent...
Numerology

Numerology

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] [posted 10/7/11] I had this comic written and half drawn when I got the hospital to visit my friend Mikey on Wednesday night. It was about 7:30pm and I had been away from a computer or...
The Macchanal

The Macchanal

The HIJINKS ENSUE STORE Is where you can buy stuff that I made! It supports me and my family and keeps this little operation going. I keep trying to find a way to honestly call this a “mostly true” story, but my integrity won’t let me. It’s a...
The iLluminati

The iLluminati

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! OMG you guys, Apple totally wants to go steady with Tim Cook! Brenda told Gina and Gina told Stephanie H. that after study hall, Apple is going to give Tim Cook a million shares of their company valued at...
iWish iKnew How To Force Quit You

iWish iKnew How To Force Quit You

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! Time to retire his black turtleneck into the rafters. I honestly feel that Steve Jobs, and his singular vision for his company, have done more to increase the acceptance of technology by the general public...
Hush My Darling, Don’t Fear My Darling

Hush My Darling, Don’t Fear My Darling

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. I find myself in this position with Josh IRL more often than I like. That is, the position of him “fixing” my computer to...
Genius Barred

Genius Barred

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS BACK!!! The newly relaunched HE Store is up and running over at Blind Ferret. Please go check it out and maybe buy a book or a shirt or something. Shirts will begin shipping soon, now that we are all back from Comic-Con. Today’s comic...
Therefart iAm

Therefart iAm

The only I reason I can think of for Apple looking to Phillip Shoemaker, the creator of such apps as “Animal Farts” and the e-urine v-simulatrum “iWiz“, for a leadership position in the App Store is that Steve Jobs has realized his own...
Under The Bridge Downtown Pt. 3

Under The Bridge Downtown Pt. 3

To be concluded in “Under The Bridge Downtown: Epilogue”. I’ve been having a ton of fun with this experiment in brief, contained continuity. If you like it, I may inject a bit more of it from time to time. I might do a big, 4 comic tall poster of...
An Uncommon iNfestation

An Uncommon iNfestation

“Quick! Get me a Macbook Air. We must shave him! It is the only way to sap him of his strength!” Thanks to everyone that watched me draw this comic live on Ustream. Follow me on Twitter if you want to know when the live streams are going to be. I remember...
There’s The Flashing Magic Screen

There’s The Flashing Magic Screen

I’ll be at Dallas Comic Con this weekend [Saturday and Sunday]. Come say hi! At least for now, if you click HERE you will see a video regarding the Apple iPad that begins with a quote of outstanding douchery [captured nearly verbatim in panel 1 above]. Apple...
Numfar! Do The Dance of Joy

Numfar! Do The Dance of Joy

I’ll be at Dallas Comic Con this weekend. Come say hi! Oh, Steve. You had me at “we are not currently developing a tablet.” Seems like the new Apple iPad would be fun to travel with. Can’t see much use for it around the house when it really...
Apples And Roddenberries

Apples And Roddenberries

Hey, look! Here’s a comic about buying a computer that used to belong to the guy that created Star Trek. I’m too tired to make funny words to go with it, but it will probably be a two-parter so check back Friday for the conclusion [unless I decide to do...
Manzanas y Naranjas

Manzanas y Naranjas

Sorry the comic was super late-sauce today. My site had to be moved to a different server at my host for technical reasons and my chronic back pain was acting up causing me to be unable to sit in a chair for more than 15 min at a time. Plus EXCUSES EXCUSES EXCUSES I...
Special Delivery Pt. 2

Special Delivery Pt. 2

[I have some errands to run, but I’ll post my initial thoughts on the iPhone 3GS soon.] Or maybe just no blog post today. Tags: apple, iphone, iphone 3g, iphone 3gs,...
Give Me Something To Bitch About

Give Me Something To Bitch About

Sorry for the late comic. I was preparing for, then participating in an actual job interview for an actual job. The Experiment isn’t over, just evolving. More on that as things develop. Re: The background of this comic – I asked Twitter what my background...
It Puts The Black Mock Turtleneck On Its Skin

It Puts The Black Mock Turtleneck On Its Skin

Sorry. I watched “Hannibal” last weekend. Hannibal Lecter is my favorite fictional villain of all time. I’ve always said, “If I have to be murdered and eaten, I want Hannibal Lecter to be the one to do it.” You know why? One word. Class....
The 1984rity Report 2: Brainwash Boogaloo

The 1984rity Report 2: Brainwash Boogaloo

It’s a veritable infestation of continuity. Is there an aerosol spray that will kill it? Josh brought his new Macbook Pro over the for the Podcast last night. It was sexy. The End. Tags: apple, mac, macbook pro, steve jobs,...
The 1984rity Report

The 1984rity Report

Bill Barnes tweeted a… tweet twat that gave me the idea for this comic. billba Super annoying because there are 1680 & 1920 15″ screens out there. 1440 isn’t very “Pro” to we graphics professionals. He has a point. Another point is...
For Your Consideration

For Your Consideration

Inspired by Tindomiel and the other FB’s that created THIS AMAZINGLY AWESOME VIDEO (read the story and watch it NOW!), I’ve decided the HE crew should formally apply to The Evil League of Evil. Here’s hoping we’ve made the Bad Horse gleeful....
I Am iRon Man

I Am iRon Man

HOLY CRAP, STEVE JOBS HAD A HEART ATTACK (except not at all)! Turns out it may have been an attempt to sabotage Apple’s stock (AAPL) prices. The perpetrator is potentially facing prison time. So if CNN picks up this comic and thinks it’s real, am I going...
The Hobo Code of Honor

The Hobo Code of Honor

If the man yer dealin’ with asks for an activated iPhone, he’s gettin’ an ACTIVATED iPhone. A hobo’s word is his bond. So is his switchblade. Wait, that’s a crappy code. I think it’s, “A hobo is only as good as his word, and...
OMFGGG

OMFGGG

That’s right. Boxcar M-F’ing Pete. I need to see about getting him on the Podcast. I toyed with the idea of unlocking my current iPhone and eBaying it to some far away land where they aren’t actually available so I could afford an iPhone 3G. Then I...
I keep calling them “Pie Star”

I keep calling them “Pie Star”

I know this wasn’t a major news story (even within the realm of the internet), but I found it very funny that a whole company, Psystar,  sprung up to legitimately sell “hackintosh” computers, The Open Mac/Computer, when the act of doing so violates...
MACaveli

MACaveli

Alternate Title: “Bob has bitch tats” The Zune Guy has asked Microsoft for permission to change his name to “Microsoft Zune.” I hope they respond by murdering him with tanks.I know it’s a little late in the game to be hating on the Zune...
The Macbook Air is pretty and dumb

The Macbook Air is pretty and dumb

I was listening to the Webcomics Weekly Podcast and Scott Kurtz mentioned that he read a review of the Macbook Air where the reviewer described it as a “great fourth computer for a really rich person.” That pretty much sums up how I feel about the device....
Macworld San Francisco 2008: The Omega Directive

Macworld San Francisco 2008: The Omega Directive

That man simply can do no wrong. Even if he set events in motion that caused my blood to boil, rendering the surface of my skin into thirsty, crackling blisters and prompting me to claw it away in desperate madness hoping to somehow cease the burning that has both...

My Macworld (MWSF) 2008 Keynote Predictions. Boom!

 Macworld San Francisco is next week. I’ve learned from years of Apple fandom to aim for the middle with my predictions. Take every rumor on the internet, rate them from 1-10 on how bad you want them, then throw out everything above a 7. Those will be saved for...

Apple Keynote Predictions 2008

Check out this contest with a MadLibs style Keynote prediction form. I especially like the “it will not have (missing feature).” Tags: apple, keynote, mac, steve...
Think Different, but not Secret.

Think Different, but not Secret.

Six or seven years ago my friend, Wes, would call me out of the blue and say things like, “Think Secret says Apple is going to release new flat panel iMacs,” or “Think Secret says Steve Jobs just invested 200 million in Amalgamated Black Turtle...
Hoboes are basically worthless

Hoboes are basically worthless

They don’t even have Edge data. Josh has been trying to sneak my iPhone away at every available opportunity in an attempt to navigate it’s browser over to jailbreakme.com. He’s like my mom in that he knows what’s best for me despite my own...

Apple Insider Comics #2

My new Apple Insider comics is up. Check it out here. That drawing of Gabe Newell looks suspiciously like this drawing of Gabe Newell…. DUHN DUHN DAAAAHHHH!!! Tags: apple, apple insider comics, gabe newell, gaming, mac, steve jobs, tech, valve, video...

iPhone “iPhantom Zone” Wallpaper

Thanks to a suggestions from Chris I’ve put together an “iPhantom Zone” wallpaper inspired by this comic. You can download it HERE. Tags: apple, downloads, iphone, mac, reader appreciation, tech,...

Apple Insider Comics

Check out the comic I am doing for the super cool Apple blog, Apple Insider. Tags: apple, apple insider comics, mac, side projects,...
Superman II: The Quest For an Unlocked iPhone

Superman II: The Quest For an Unlocked iPhone

What is up with the tardiness? The last several days I’ve been hard at work on the Super Secret Project(TM). Enough with the waiting, here it is: Apple Insider Comics. A.I. approached me about doing a comic series for them after reading my iPhone Rebate comic....
The $100 iPhone Rebate’s on the Dresser, Chocolate

The $100 iPhone Rebate’s on the Dresser, Chocolate

Uncle Steve is a stone cold pimp. Sure, you’re used to seeing him in black turtle necks and bluejeans, but I assure you his weekend attire consists of a purple and green suede suit, alligator boots (with the pointy toes), a cane with a giant diamond for a handle...
NBC Makes Excellent Business Decisions

NBC Makes Excellent Business Decisions

Remember Scrooge McDuck’s money bin? It housed not only the whole of his vast riches but also his “Number One Dime.” I imagine Jeff Zucker, President of NBC, has a similar structure for housing NBC’s wealth. I also imagine (nay, assume) that...
Self Righteous in Diggnation

Self Righteous in Diggnation

I was listening to Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht debate the merits of Microsoft’s new “Surface” technology on Diggnation’s 100th Vidcast (or Tube-Cast, or Pod-Pod or Robotron-Talkie). Needless to say Kevin wasn’t having any of this noise...