Here’s To The Crazy One, The Misfit, The Rebel, The Troublemaker…

Here’s To The Crazy One, The Misfit, The Rebel, The Troublemaker…

“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] When Steve Jobs stepped down as CEO of Apple, I made a comic about it and wrote a post about the impact Steve has has on my life and the world at large. I felt weird writing about him...
iWish iKnew How To Force Quit You

iWish iKnew How To Force Quit You

THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! Time to retire his black turtleneck into the rafters. I honestly feel that Steve Jobs, and his singular vision for his company, have done more to increase the acceptance of technology by the general public...
Hush My Darling, Don’t Fear My Darling

Hush My Darling, Don’t Fear My Darling

Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. I find myself in this position with Josh IRL more often than I like. That is, the position of him “fixing” my computer to...
There’s The Flashing Magic Screen

There’s The Flashing Magic Screen

I’ll be at Dallas Comic Con this weekend [Saturday and Sunday]. Come say hi! At least for now, if you click HERE you will see a video regarding the Apple iPad that begins with a quote of outstanding douchery [captured nearly verbatim in panel 1 above]. Apple...
Give Me Something To Bitch About

Give Me Something To Bitch About

Sorry for the late comic. I was preparing for, then participating in an actual job interview for an actual job. The Experiment isn’t over, just evolving. More on that as things develop. Re: The background of this comic – I asked Twitter what my background...
It Puts The Black Mock Turtleneck On Its Skin

It Puts The Black Mock Turtleneck On Its Skin

Sorry. I watched “Hannibal” last weekend. Hannibal Lecter is my favorite fictional villain of all time. I’ve always said, “If I have to be murdered and eaten, I want Hannibal Lecter to be the one to do it.” You know why? One word. Class....
I keep calling them “Pie Star”

I keep calling them “Pie Star”

I know this wasn’t a major news story (even within the realm of the internet), but I found it very funny that a whole company, Psystar,  sprung up to legitimately sell “hackintosh” computers, The Open Mac/Computer, when the act of doing so violates...
The Macbook Air is pretty and dumb

The Macbook Air is pretty and dumb

I was listening to the Webcomics Weekly Podcast and Scott Kurtz mentioned that he read a review of the Macbook Air where the reviewer described it as a “great fourth computer for a really rich person.” That pretty much sums up how I feel about the device....

Macbook Air and Fake Steve needs new pants

Fake Steve is twittering live from the Macworld San Francisco Keynote. ARS’s liveblog seems to be more fuctional than others. Tags: apple, fake steve jobs, keynote, mac, macworld 2008, steve...
Macworld San Francisco 2008: The Omega Directive

Macworld San Francisco 2008: The Omega Directive

That man simply can do no wrong. Even if he set events in motion that caused my blood to boil, rendering the surface of my skin into thirsty, crackling blisters and prompting me to claw it away in desperate madness hoping to somehow cease the burning that has both...

My Macworld (MWSF) 2008 Keynote Predictions. Boom!

 Macworld San Francisco is next week. I’ve learned from years of Apple fandom to aim for the middle with my predictions. Take every rumor on the internet, rate them from 1-10 on how bad you want them, then throw out everything above a 7. Those will be saved for...
Think Different, but not Secret.

Think Different, but not Secret.

Six or seven years ago my friend, Wes, would call me out of the blue and say things like, “Think Secret says Apple is going to release new flat panel iMacs,” or “Think Secret says Steve Jobs just invested 200 million in Amalgamated Black Turtle...
Hoboes are basically worthless

Hoboes are basically worthless

They don’t even have Edge data. Josh has been trying to sneak my iPhone away at every available opportunity in an attempt to navigate it’s browser over to jailbreakme.com. He’s like my mom in that he knows what’s best for me despite my own...

Apple Insider Comics #2

My new Apple Insider comics is up. Check it out here. That drawing of Gabe Newell looks suspiciously like this drawing of Gabe Newell…. DUHN DUHN DAAAAHHHH!!! Tags: apple, apple insider comics, gabe newell, gaming, mac, steve jobs, tech, valve, video...

iPhone “iPhantom Zone” Wallpaper

Thanks to a suggestions from Chris I’ve put together an “iPhantom Zone” wallpaper inspired by this comic. You can download it HERE. Tags: apple, downloads, iphone, mac, reader appreciation, tech,...
Superman II: The Quest For an Unlocked iPhone

Superman II: The Quest For an Unlocked iPhone

What is up with the tardiness? The last several days I’ve been hard at work on the Super Secret Project(TM). Enough with the waiting, here it is: Apple Insider Comics. A.I. approached me about doing a comic series for them after reading my iPhone Rebate comic....
The $100 iPhone Rebate’s on the Dresser, Chocolate

The $100 iPhone Rebate’s on the Dresser, Chocolate

Uncle Steve is a stone cold pimp. Sure, you’re used to seeing him in black turtle necks and bluejeans, but I assure you his weekend attire consists of a purple and green suede suit, alligator boots (with the pointy toes), a cane with a giant diamond for a handle...
NBC Makes Excellent Business Decisions

NBC Makes Excellent Business Decisions

Remember Scrooge McDuck’s money bin? It housed not only the whole of his vast riches but also his “Number One Dime.” I imagine Jeff Zucker, President of NBC, has a similar structure for housing NBC’s wealth. I also imagine (nay, assume) that...
Self Righteous in Diggnation

Self Righteous in Diggnation

I was listening to Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht debate the merits of Microsoft’s new “Surface” technology on Diggnation’s 100th Vidcast (or Tube-Cast, or Pod-Pod or Robotron-Talkie). Needless to say Kevin wasn’t having any of this noise...