UPDATE: NEW SHIRT BASED ON THIS COMIC!!!
There is also a PRINT of this design too!
BEHOLD! I have decrypted the ancient science fiction alchemy from which unspeakable beasts are birthed! What monsters will you create now that you know the secret? Dinoyeti? Chupaconda? Arachnodile? Tractorsaurus? Sharkshark?! TO THE COMMENTS WITH YOU!
Feel free to use the chart to create your own monster pairings, and divulge what would be the climactic scene/death scene in the movie (ie the megashark eats a plane out of the sky or the dinoshark eats a surfer mid-wave, etc). Feel free to reuse prefixes and suffixes, mix the columns and add new animals or object modifiers as you see fit. If you are feeling super frisky, why not draw one of these creatures and post a link to it in the comments.