B.F. B.F.F.’s

Keep Your Laws Off My Ovipositor T-ShirtLook, we both know I didn’t actually post this on Black Friday. It was more like 20% Grey Sunday. Family turkey times and my lingering illness (how long can a human body actually produce dark green mucus? At least 3 weeks for sure.) kept me from finishing this comic in time for the Darkest Friday Consum-a-bration Festivi-deals.

Each year at this time we observe a moment of silence for those that parished trying to get one of the $49 Blu-Ray players at Wal-Mart. If only they realized sooner that there was an Internet where things can be purchased cheaper at than retail prices every day of the year.

Texas-style (that means large and spicy) Fancy Bastards, make sure you come on down to Dragon’s Lair Webcomic Rampage in Austin, TX Dec. 11-12. It will be fun.

Oh and, Episode 72 of The HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast is up. The Uncut Show and Post Show are in The Vault for subscribers. There’s also a FREE Calvin-TARDIS Wallpaper in The Vault.

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  1. Why is the Men's Room sign on the inside of the bathroom and if the door swings out what was the point of boarding up the door from the inside?

  2. So many questions… Why are they in Best Buy to begin with? Don't they know the best way to get out is to look like they need help? They'll surely be ignored and can slip out quietly to go over to Futureshop or something.

    • Damn right, or purposely walk around looking for someone…I swear they hire people in BB based on their abiilty to play hide-n-seek with the customers.

      • Haha, too true. When my mom and I were in there looking at laptops, my normally even-tempered mother nearly started shouting in the middle of the computer section because the 17-year-old who had been "helping" us (and I use that term loosely) disappeared into the back (where we could see him) and wouldn't come out.

    • Oddly enough we were there this weekend looking at voice recorders and initially told the same guy 3 times that we didnt need help. Once we realized we had covered every inch of the store and couldnt find what we wanted there wasnt a "helper" in sight.

    • In time, they will build even bigger boards, with bigger nails in them, until they build a board that destroys them all!!!
      *evil alien laughter*

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