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Regardless, two years later Josh’s dick glows red, falls off and he floats up through the ceiling while everyone below cheers.
Today was really Josh’s birthday, he’s really 28 and he’s really super gay so feel free to assume everything else in this comic is 100% factual.
I can’t take full credit for the writing, though, since the idea came from a post Josh made on his blog and a comment on said post from FB Sultmhoor. You can see their previous “collaboration” HERE.
Is "Don't turn read" a typo, or am I missing something?
its neither a typo or in the comic. you must have imagined it…
Ah, this explains a lot.
You can never have enough Logan's Run references.
I would also have accepted "the crystal meth/poppers in your nightstand" or "house/Cher/Brittney/Lady Gaga music on your IPod" turning red…but this is geekery here, goshdurnit!
I'm so young that the first time I heard of Logan's Run was watching South Park's season 4 episode "The Wacky Molestation Adventure."
I think there's a "Logan's Run" Shout-out in a Simpson's episode where Homer thinks he's going to die soon, so the family goes down to Florida, during Spring Break.
Oh also, there was a "Logan's Run" cuttaway-gag on Family Guy, as a dream Brian had. Best line:"Hey, what about that guy? He's gotta be 50 by now!" [points to Snoopy]
Happy Birthday Josh!
Lol, did you make this comic as a personals ad for Josh? Coz it sounds like it's working like one! Nice!
Honestly this whole damn thing, the comic, the podcast, all of it is just to get real Josh laid.
It's not like i really needed the help, but it has allowed me to cast my net muuuuuuch wider. or something.
@ hijinksensue
Honestly, how often is he running around the office shouting "Josh is gonna get some loving, Josh is gonna get some loving, Josh is gonna get some loving, Josh is gonna get some loving"
what Josh does to people is not considered "loving" as it is commonly defined. Its more like the pleasure you get from throwing fluorescent light bulbs in a dumpster, or an old TV off a balcony.
I did drop a giant pane of glass down the trash chute here a couple weeks ago.
Josh is cute. Hook me up.
BEAROUSEL….. BEAROUSELLLLLL….
that is beautiful.
You shall hibernate and be renewed!
hapy birthday josh!
And Logans Run: one of the best if not trippiest movies of all time.
Ankh….Sanctuary….
There is nooo sanctuary!
Fish! Meat! Protein!
happy even…dayumm.
Also didn't realise Josh was a fellow LJbear…
yeah, thats his whole deal.
We don't die at 30…we just turn into "cougays."
I believe the terms are "creeper", "ewyou'resoold", "How much lipo did you have?", or "Daddy! Buy me something!"
Or thereabouts…since I turn *gasp* gay40 this year, it'll be interesting.
i now hate a term more than cougar. congrats.
He's just growing into his bearhood.
I was reminded of the Kids In The Hall skit where Brian Kinney, I think, had glowing light coming out of his pants because of his skills with pleasing the ladies.
This is the more amusing gay version…be glad all you straight people are allowed to call yourselves "old" once your turn 40 or 50, or AARP age, whatever that is.
I'm turning 25 in the fall and still don't have a career.
no worries. 25 is basically 18 with a false sense of "shouldnt I know what Im doing by now?"
join the club, & well said Joel.
I first heard reference to Logan's Run in the movie Free Enterprise.(excellent movie btw)
I was so intrigued I had to netflix it.
Logan's Run is the wrong metaphor. It's more like Stargate:SG1… at each decade mark, us gays ascend to a new plane of existence. At least that's what happened to me at 30 (circuit boy), 40 (bear) and 50 (daddybear). Up ahead? I dunno… but wait, there's something vaguely carousel-shaped in the distance…
He could be an Exquisite Corpse (shameless Daedelus reference)
Happy Birthday Josh.
28?? Hah! I'm 33 and a woman! If I were an actress, I'd be considering suicide or $100,000 worth of surgery right about now.
I'm jealous of your -5 years. Take your glowing junk and go have some fun.
The nice thing about being a bear (if that's what Josh is), is that 30 isn't considered too old at all. Even 50 isn't too old!
Amen!
I just love Josh! He's cute and a just a little bit of gross, that make him just perfect adorable CAREbear lol x)
Happy B-Day Josh!